How facebook has ruined my economics class in university - General

Okay, i know this isn't GD material but i wanted to share this little story with the facebookers among you, so you don't fuck up like i did. I'm now studying to be an accountant at a local university and my previous economics teacher as a real bro, he even hang out with students at parties and stuff, but he had some health problems and can't teach anymore. Fast forward 2 days i'm at facebook and i see this hot chick and i'm bored off my socks and i decide to troll her a little, we had no friends in common on facebook so i thought what the hell, i'll do it. I turn on the chat thing and tell her "Hey, i want to put my big thick young snake up your rabbit hole", and she's like GTFO and i continue harassing her for a couple of minutes until she blocks me and i eventually forgot about it. 2 weeks later and no economics classes a new teacher appears, and to my fucking surprising horror, me being front row in the room the same chick walks up and presents herself to class, jesus fucking christ i was about to shit my pants until she looked at me and she smiled saying "Hey, i know you, you're the rabbit guy". I just froze solid, i have never been in such a situation and i even started sweating a little. She starts doing her teacher thing and teach us about advanced economics and whatnot and she picked on me. every. fucking. time. a couple of days later she told me to wait after class because she wanted to talk to me, she then ordered me to sit down on a chair and she sat on my lap and a brief kiss, and i was like thinking FUCK YEAH GENERIC TEACHER PORNO COMING UP, she told me to close my eyes, i did then she got up and she FUCKING KICKS MY NUTS WITH HER FUCKING HEELS and while i'm squirming in pain she whispers me "Next time i'll shove my heels up your ass, merry christmas" and she left the room.. this was a few days ago, classes resume in january and i'm scared shitless she's probably going to make life miserable. True story facepunch, lesson learned, NEVER EVER harass a chick on facebook.. especially someone that has a thing for high heels. i'll never be the same man again

You are a tool.

Pretty much deserved it. In any case, this seems too much of a convenience for it to be true

'Tis the season to make shit up

Wow you're so cool and witty. Oh and it's made up, unless you're that much of a pussy magnet you can get girls you insult to kiss you (even if she did supposedly kick you after).

So... Where's the link to the hot girl's Facebook profile?

You're way too young and immature to be in college If you are please report to the nearest veteran dressed in black and ask for some manners nicely

Although I don't believe it, I don't understand the point of doing like that to someone on Facebook. "Hey, an attractive woman. Let me show my inferiority complex by insulting her for no reason!"

My night has been made. Merry Christmas! ahahahahahaha

This story is so fake it hurts my penis.

[QUOTE=Lukeo;33867089]Wow you're so cool and witty.[/QUOTE] Well yeah i was a dumbass and got my balls crushed. no wait. how is that 'cool and witty'

Regardless of whether this is true or not, it gave me a hilarious mental image and a good laugh.

If this is true, then you can't say you didn't deserve it. :v: Do enjoy your future economics classes.

Doubt this is true, if it is, then you're a dumbass for insulting someone on Facebook. This made my christmas.

If it's true, just explain how stupid you are, and tell her to stop being a bitch about some text.

You got owned. But couldn't you charge her with assault? Tell her superior? On second thoughts you would probably get bullied for a fair while.

[QUOTE=d_cover;33867537]You got owned. But couldn't you charge her with assault? Tell her superior? On second thoughts you would probably get bullied for a fair while.[/QUOTE] I'll.. I'll let this one pass hah

oh wow creep

This thread should be called "How my stupidity has ruined my economics class in university"

What the fuck I expected a semi-decent erotic novel on third paragraph. Thread locked, because of blogpunch, schoolpunch and disappointment.

I am also disappointed, had my pants down for nothing!

[QUOTE=DrBreen]Damn it i wanted to get facepunch in a laughing mood before christmas :v: And yes i made it up of course, i would never do something like that. At least not on purpose i really don't like getting my balls crushed really i dont :v:[/QUOTE]