Thief Swallows 2,060 Diamonds In Attempted Smuggling Attempt
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[quote]CHENNAI, INDIA — A Sri Lankan man swallowed more than 2,000 diamonds packed in several condoms but was arrested while attempting to smuggle them through an Indian airport, according to local media reports.
Mohammed Shakif, 43, of Galle, Sri Lanka, is accused of attempting to smuggle 2,060 diamonds worth up to about $670,000 through Chennai airport. He was intercepted by suburban police acting on a tip Tuesday, BNO News Service reported.
Shakif was taken to the police station and later to a hospital where an X-ray of his stomach was taken. Shakif then confessed that he had been hired to smuggle the stones.
“Even during questioning, he could not sit comfortably and when questioned, he told the police that he was suffering from piles,” said Suburban Police commissioner SR Jangid, BNO reported.
Shakif was given bananas to eat. The diamonds were then collected.[/quote]
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Looks like he did a shitty job. I mean, his plan practically went down the tubes.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7DTyx0LNE[/media]
Diamonds in my poo, diamonds in my poo, poo
Shakif was given bananas to eat. The diamonds were then [i]collected[/i]
lol.
I'm betting one of the guys who saw all the condoms was like "damn I wish I was that guy needing that many condoms"
[QUOTE=Turnips5;25708013][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7DTyx0LNE[/media]
FINALLY I have a reason to post this video[/QUOTE]
Thats even wierder than the OP
[quote]Shakif was given bananas to eat. The diamonds were then collected.[/quote]
Brilliant writing.
An attempted attempt?
[img]http://techpinger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/old_spice_man.jpg[/img]
[B]Your stomach contents are now diamonds![/B]
[img]http://techpinger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/old_spice_man.jpg[/img]
[b]Your shit is now diamonds.[/b]
[QUOTE=Coffee;25709086][img_thumb]http://techpinger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/old_spice_man.jpg[/img_thumb]
[b]Your shit is now diamonds.[/b][/QUOTE]
Sorry, I beat you to it with a not so good joke. :smith:
Takes [I]"You'll be shitting diamonds"[/I] threats to a whole new level
That man is so hardcore, he shat stones.
2,060? That's a [i]shitload[/i] of diamonds.
I hope the condoms didn't break, that would tear your asshole apart.
Reads title
instantly reminded of the White Castle Diamond
[QUOTE=Micr0;25710332]I hope the condoms didn't break, that would tear your asshole apart.[/QUOTE]
kidney stones from hell
Diamond dust was once used by assassins, as it was incredibly painful for the victim and easy to use.
That is, until they realized the cost of the dust.
Now there's a guy who like his veggies, eating 2000 diamonds? That a lot of carats.
He was probably hoping that OP's avatar would be the result.
Shit was so cash. :smug:
[img]http://thatgirladele.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Isaiah-Mustafa-Old-Spice-Guy.jpg[/img]
Your shit is now DIAMONDS.
[QUOTE=Pandemix;25709030][img_thumb]http://techpinger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/old_spice_man.jpg[/img_thumb]
[B]Your stomach contents are now diamonds![/B][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Coffee;25709086][img_thumb]http://techpinger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/old_spice_man.jpg[/img_thumb]
[b]Your shit is now diamonds.[/b][/QUOTE]
Diamond mined.
[QUOTE=Pandemix;25709120]Sorry, I beat you to it with a not so good joke. :smith:[/QUOTE]
My joke's more efficient.
[QUOTE=Pandemix;25709120]Sorry, I beat you to it with a not so good joke. :smith:[/QUOTE]
My joke's more efficient.
