Man died at Twilight screening - Polidicks

[url]http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/entertainment/movies/man-dies-at-twilight-screening-20100705-zwmu.html[/url] [release]The body of a young man was found in a New Zealand cinema after a screening of the latest Twilight vampire film, Eclipse, yesterday. Wellington police spokeswoman Victoria Evans said the body of the 23-year-old was found by a cleaner at Reading Cinema on Courtenay Place shortly before 8.30pm. The man had attended a 6pm screening of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, the latest instalment of the supernatural Twilight franchise, which revolves around a love triangle between human girl Bella, vampire Edward Cullen and werewolf Jacob Black. It was believed he had attended the screening by himself, Ms Evans said. Police are refusing to say whether the death is being treated as suspicious at this stage. A scene examination is being carried out and a post-mortem examination will be done tomorrow morning. Police have informally identified the man and are trying to contact his next of kin. He is believed to be a Wellington resident. The movie theatre where the man was found will remain closed until the scene examination has been completed, Mr Miller said. The movie, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, is the latest in the smash-hit film series based on the books by Stephenie Meyer. It raked in US$161 (NZ$ 233) million worldwide in its first five days.[/release] Don't watch Twilight. It's not healthy.

Lucky bastard.

Yes, there is evidence it is bad for people now.

I'm buying the website [url]www.twilightsuckshardcocks.com[/url]

All the girls screamed so loud his brain blew up.

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He obviously killed himself.

The movie was so bad that his brains couldn't take it. Sparkles

There are no men at a Twilight screening.

I got drug along to see it. There was good intro/outro fighting, but everything inbetween was Mr. Sparkles & Faggot love triangle.

Wow, I knew the fangirls liked the movie, but god [b]damn[/b]

Australia should ban Twilight.

He was probably rabidly clawed to death by hundrens of fangirls for shouting "Boo!"

[QUOTE=Docc;23124260]Australia should ban Twilight.[/QUOTE] Australia =/= New Zealand.

Ban Twilight. Save lives.

Fuck the autopsy I can give you a cause of death right now: His manhood shrunk into his body and blocked an artery. He was still alive while this was happening and was so scared he started pissing himself. Then he had piss, all over his organs. His body tried to fight the infection but ended up destroying itself and rotting from the inside out before he was even dead. The smell of rotting organs was cancelled out by the smell of fat emo girls. For his body to heal itself he needed immediate sex with a hot woman. Sadly the only hot woman in the cinema was too busy admiring Jacobs nipples. Though she did ask the man if he was alright. Cause of death: Twilight. Thank me later!

[QUOTE=madmanmad;23124321]He was probably rabidly clawed to death by hundrens of fangirls for shouting "Boo!"[/QUOTE] There was no mention of physical trauma. Plus remember the time a man died after watching James Cameron Avatar in 3D? Maybe he suffered a heart attack. 20 year old people CAN suffer cardiac arrest mind you

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This could probably make a good murder story if the man was found to be poisoned. You never know if the popcorn you are eating have been sprayed with insecticide or arsenic

He went by himself? That was his first mistake.

[QUOTE=zeldar;23124499]Read.[/QUOTE] i don't think you read that right

[QUOTE=Fenriswolf;23124569][B]He went[/B] by himself? That was his first mistake.[/QUOTE] no, [B]that[/B] was his first mistake.

He probably went in their to preach about how shit Twilight is and got ripped apart by fangirls.

The evidence this person killed themselves is allover this article. For starters, the victim is [I]male[/I]. Secondly he went to see a screening of [B]Twilight.[/B]. Lastly, he apparently went there [B]ALONE.[/B] It's obviously a suicide.

The film is so bad, it actually kills people now.

A martyr for our cause!

"The movie, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, is the latest in the smash-hit film series based on the books by Stephenie Meyer. It raked in US$161 (NZ$ 233) million worldwide in its first five days." How is that part relevant at all?

^ I also reacted to that.

[QUOTE=Dan2593;23124438]Fuck the autopsy I can give you a cause of death right now: His manhood shrunk into his body and blocked an artery. He was still alive while this was happening and was so scared he started pissing himself. Then he had piss, all over his organs. His body tried to fight the infection but ended up destroying itself and rotting from the inside out before he was even dead. The smell of rotting organs was cancelled out by the smell of fat emo girls. For his body to heal itself he needed immediate sex with a hot woman. Sadly the only hot woman in the cinema was too busy admiring Jacobs nipples. Though she did ask the man if he was alright. Cause of death: Twilight. Thank me later![/QUOTE] Urine isn't actually very germy- It's almost sterile. If anything, there would be no infection, but perhaps the body would become so sterile, it caught every infection all at once, causing him to die from chickenflupoxIVAIDS. Still, he went to a Twilight film, so cause of death: Twilight. [editline]05:05PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Johnnsen;23126294]"The movie, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, is the latest in the smash-hit film series based on the books by Stephenie Meyer. It raked in US$161 (NZ$ 233) million worldwide in its first five days." How is that part relevant at all?[/QUOTE] Otherwise the fangirls would be mad because they didn't mention HOW AWESOME TWILIGHT IS YAY KAWAII- No wait, wrong obsessive fans. HOW AWESOME TWILIGHT IS YAY EDWARD HE IS SO HAWT. I feel dirty for typing that.

What scene did they examine?