Tyrone Gets Shot For Attempting To “F*ck Somebody’s Wife” - Polidicks

ITS A PRANK! [quote]DALLAS – Tyrone Jones, 34, was shot three times in the chest after approaching Darnell Williams, a resident of Dallas, asking to have a moment with his wife, implying engaging in a sexual act. That makes it sound polite, you know Tyrone walked up there and said he wanted to “F*CK HIS WIFE, LONG DICK STYLE” It is reported that Tyrone aggressively approached Williams and was asked several times to leave the property. When Jones and his crew refused to leave, Williams pulled a 9 milli and shot him three times in the chest. Jones’ crew immediately explained that it was a prank which was being filmed. Williams then dialed 911.[/quote] He is expected to recover in hospital. [url]http://dudecomedy.com/tyrone-gets-shot-for-attempting-to-fck-somebodys-wife/[/url] Some of his vines [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGzBIQe6hcE[/media]

Oh phew, for a second I thought you meant Big Man Tyrone and I got scared :(

It was only a matter of time. No sympathy for the guy that got shot.

The things people will do for a seven-second internet video

I got worried there for a second.

So what will happen to the guy who shot him?

a little late..?

Tyrone keeps it real

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DPZbN5f.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FlOQZqK.png[/IMG] Move over, CNN, Reuters, BBC, and the Wall Street Journal, DudeComedy is blazing a new trail in journalism. I also can't find [B]any[/B] legitimate news reference to a Tyrone Jones being shot in or near Dallas for any reason recently. There is no proof this happened.

"Remember my legacy son, remember my dumb jokes and stupid vines!"

No surprise here. You don't go around pranking people like that, someone's not gonna realize it's a prank and it will end poorly. Fuckin' dumbass.

i thought these were all fake and acted

[QUOTE=343N;48217988]i thought these were all fake and acted[/QUOTE] they are, this article is false

[QUOTE=General;48217871]So what will happen to the guy who shot him?[/QUOTE] Probably prison. Shooting somebody for just saying they're going to fuck your wife probably doesn't fall under any legal defense. It [I]might[/I] have qualified as "fighting words", but a) that simply makes saying it illegal, it doesn't allow you to shoot someone for saying it, and b) that rule hasn't been upheld in something like eighty years. Edit: Assuming it's real, though.

Is this the guy who does that "I've got a BALD head motherfucker" thing? I watch a swedish guy speedrun Dark Souls and every time he gets a donation that sound clip plays. So I watched the vine of it and it's... really fucking stupid. But alas, it is a vine. Got to be really careful with this shit. It's like those guys you see on youtube trying to 'prank' people, and they finally prank the wrong guy who just punches them straight in the face or pulls a weapon. This is such idiotic nonsense, you never know how someone will react. All part of the appeal I suppose. This guy is lucky as all hell he didn't get shot dead on the spot.