Bitch dumps man because he has cancer. still wants the super bowl tickets he planned to give her. - Polidicks

[url]http://deadspin.com/5880284/woman-dumps-man-because-he-has-cancer-still-wants-his-super-bowl-tickets[/url] [quote]The headline pretty much says it all, doesn't it? John Wessling and Anson Ainsworth, radio show hosts in Houston, pass along this incredible story of bitchiness and greed. Jason Elia, a television writer living in Nashville, went to the trouble of getting Super Bowl tickets for himself and his girlfriend and was even going to propose to her at the game on Christmas, but life got in the way. He was diagnosed with bladder cancer and upon hearing the news, his girlfriend apparently dumped him on the spot. Now, she still wants the tickets because she claims they were purchased with her in mind. Rather than suffering such an injustice, Jason is auctioning the tickets off on Twitter. Whoever gets Jason the most Twitter followers by the end of the Pro Bowl will get the tickets. Currently a webcam girl is in the lead, promising five minute shows to anyone who follows Jason. She has sent approximately 250 followers so far. You can find Jason on twitter at @notjasonelia.[/quote] [url]http://espn975.com/portals/2/podcast_sunday_morning/012912_JASON_ELIA.mp3[/url] the audio. she is perfect for newt gingrich :v:

What a fucking bitch. People like this dont deserve anything but hate.

Grab your Pitchforks gent's! we have a heartless bitch to take care of! on a serious note................yeah actually the Pitchfork sounds about right for this this bitch.

I want one of those five minute shows.

How deadly is bladder cancer anyways?

And this was the woman he planned to marry...?

Some fucking people..

So she left him not because he's an asshole not because he's cheating not because he hits her no, because he has cancer... wooow, could you get worse than that? Though, I wonder if there's more to it.

[B][I]Fuck[/I][/B] her.

She should get the tickets. And get hit in the face by a football, and said hit would be the missing kick for a team to win, and said missed kick would be what would start a mob, that would trample her and fuck her up. Box me if you want for saying that, but she deserves worse.

what a nice woman

Newtette

What comes round goes around. She will get cancer.

I think she deserves the humiliation.

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;34452842]And this was the woman he planned to marry...?[/QUOTE] I guess from a logical point of view, that guy's pretty lucky.

[quote]Bitch dumps man because he has cancer.[/quote] Wait a second... where have I heard something kinda like this before? [t]http://www.onlinemovieshut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/50-50-movie-poster.jpg[/t] [sp]granted he dumps her but it's because she cheated on him so fuck it same thing[/sp]

[QUOTE=Source;34452826]Grab your Pitchforks gent's! we have a heartless bitch to take care of! on a serious note................yeah actually the Pitchfork sounds about right for this this bitch.[/QUOTE] Don't you mean "Put your wifebeaters on!"?:v:

[QUOTE=Thaard;34452841]How deadly is bladder cancer anyways?[/QUOTE] Like 90% survival rate

[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;34452927]Wait a second... where have I heard something kinda like this before? [t]http://www.onlinemovieshut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/50-50-movie-poster.jpg[/t] [sp]granted he dumps her but it's because she cheated on him so fuck it same thing[/sp][/QUOTE] I shed a man tear at that film.

[QUOTE=icemaz;34452982]I shed a man tear at that film.[/QUOTE] I shed like 5 fucking thousand. What a great movie

Class example of a gold digger.

Good for him. A bitch like that doesn't deserve a guy nice enough to spend that much money on her out of his own free will.

I feel bad for the misfortune that Mr. Elia experienced, but the article got kind of weird when it went into how he was auctioning the tickets off on Twitter, and how a pornographic webcammer is now at the forefront of the effort to garner sympathy for him. It just seems kind of cynical and cheap to me.

Why does this sound like a Jerry Springer episode

Nope, if this shit happened to me I would not be as cool in the head as this guy. I would give her ONE of the tickets telling her it is all she needs. She will then slide her crusty cunt out of my view thinking she had just walked all over me and wore the pants in the relationship. Then I would take the other ticket and using the internet find the most horrible person I can find who would have access to a large amount of something disgusting, possibly manure or a sperm bank employee. At this point I would also keep the stadium informed to let them know that the proposal was still going to happen. So on the big day of the game she would be sitting there enjoying her spot when this ugly , disgusting human would sit by her. He would be somewhat obnoxious but not enough to drive her away. Then it would happen...The lights would point at her and the giant big fucking screen would display her for everyone to see with the words "Will you marry me?" so she would know that was what I had planned for her. At this point the disgusting human being I hired would dump whatever horrible substance he had on her with the big tv showing it to all. Fuck her.

Man I hope he gets through it.

[QUOTE=MajorMattem;34452818]What a fucking bitch. People like this dont deserve anything but hate.[/QUOTE] I agree, I cant abide by useless people.

I do believe these are the people killed in God Bless America :v:

[QUOTE=1chains1;34453436]Nope, if this shit happened to me I would not be as cool in the head as this guy. I would give her ONE of the tickets telling her it is all she needs. She will then slide her crusty cunt out of my view thinking she had just walked all over me and wore the pants in the relationship. Then I would take the other ticket and using the internet find the most horrible person I can find who would have access to a large amount of something disgusting, possibly manure or a sperm bank employee. At this point I would also keep the stadium informed to let them know that the proposal was still going to happen. So on the big day of the game she would be sitting there enjoying her spot when this ugly , disgusting human would sit by her. He would be somewhat obnoxious but not enough to drive her away. Then it would happen...The lights would point at her and the giant big fucking screen would display her for everyone to see with the words "Will you marry me?" so she would know that was what I had planned for her. At this point the disgusting human being I hired would dump whatever horrible substance he had on her with the big tv showing it to all. Fuck her.[/QUOTE] [Img]http://www.dreamstime.com/genius-at-work-thumb7515097.jpg[/img]

hahaha stay classy everyone, what a "bitch" am i right you all sound like reddit for chrissakes