Man Using Bathroom Shoots Self in Penis - Polidicks

Source: [url]http://www.clickorlando.com/news/25673028/detail.html[/url] [quote]A 27-year-old man accidentally shot himself in the groin while removing a gun from his waistband so he could go to the bathroom, according to Orlando police.Edwin Xavier Rameriz-Figueora shot himself on Friday afternoon in the 700 block of Thalia Drive, and he was taken to Florida Hospital East, an Orlando Police Department Event Sheet shows.According to police, the gun discharged as Rameriz-Figueora was preparing to go to the bathroom and a bullet went through his groin area.A friend took Rameriz-Figueora to the hospital, police said. His condition is not known.[/quote] Only in Florida...

Well he's fucked.

Looks like he turned his outsy... [i]into an insy.[/i]

I guess that's the last shot he'll be doing..

[QUOTE=Octave;25951850]Looks like he turned his outsy... [i]into an insy.[/i][/QUOTE] He has a pussy now.

[QUOTE=faze;25951854]He has a pussy now.[/QUOTE] [img]http://75.101.147.23/image.php?u=142731&dateline=1287422581[/img]:hf:[img]http://75.101.147.23/image.php?u=196199&dateline=1267529365[/img]

[QUOTE=Octave;25951887][img_thumb]http://75.101.147.23/image.php?u=142731&dateline=1287422581[/img_thumb]:hf:[img_thumb]http://75.101.147.23/image.php?u=196199&dateline=1267529365[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Yeah...not funny.

Talk about a blow job!

[QUOTE=faze;25951900]Yeah...not funny.[/QUOTE] Hurts, man

I guess he wasn't kidding when he said he had to go blow one off

[QUOTE=Octave;25951925]Hurts, man[/QUOTE] Use my avatar,Faze would bow down to you afterwards

[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;25952024]Use my avatar,Faze would bow down to you afterwards[/QUOTE] I'd never bow to you.

[quote][B]Rameriz-Figueora[/B][/quote]RAMERIZ, shoot yourself in the penis with this handgun. [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091113175356/callofduty/images/c/c8/Sgt_Foley-Museum.png[/img]

This is funny yet sad I dont think he'll ever be haveing sex anymore.... talk about depressing and sad... Loseing your penis... Oh man.... I bet he might kill himself... at 27... Yeah... Im'a email him and tell him to keep going

[QUOTE=ineedateam1;25952153]This is funny yet sad I dont think he'll ever be haveing sex anymore.... talk about depressing and sad... Loseing your penis... Oh man....[/QUOTE] He has a mangina now, a shemale could fuck him. Someone take pics and post it on Facepunch!!!

remind's me of 8 mile

[QUOTE=ineedateam1;25952153]This is funny yet sad I dont think he'll ever be haveing sex anymore.... talk about depressing and sad... Loseing your penis... Oh man.... I bet he might kill himself... at 27... Yeah... Im'a email him and tell him to keep going[/QUOTE] If he shoots himself over losing his penis he's an idiot.

[QUOTE=Matthew0505;25952409]He already has shot himself[/QUOTE] No. You don't get it. If he shoots himself for having shot himself in the penis, he's an idiot. [editline]9th November 2010[/editline] Well, more of an idiot than he already is.

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;25952876]Notice how his hand clips through the M203[/QUOTE] Lol...

[QUOTE=faze;25952416]No. You don't get it. If he shoots himself for having shot himself in the penis, he's an idiot. [editline]9th November 2010[/editline] Well, more of an idiot than he already is.[/QUOTE] YOU UNDERSTAND IT WAS A accident right?

[QUOTE=ineedateam1;25952926]YOU UNDERSTAND IT WAS A accident right?[/QUOTE] Your point? He had a weapon in his waist with a round chambered. That alone is a stupid move.

How is he a idiot for something that was a accident?

[QUOTE=ineedateam1;25952939]How is he a idiot for something that was a accident?[/QUOTE] See my most recent post.

Oh sorry didnt see that im a bit tired - :/ haven't has sleep

This is what holsters are for.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;25952958]This is what holsters are for.[/QUOTE] Not if he doesn't have a carry permit. Easier to conceal in your waistband, but fucking hell don't keep a round chambered you retard.

It's called a safety for a reason.

[QUOTE=faze;25952963]Not if he doesn't have a carry permit. Easier to conceal in your waistband, but fucking hell don't keep a round chambered you retard.[/QUOTE] Normally I'd side with him and say it's an accident, but he was keeping a loaded gun in his waistband with a round chambered and the safety off. He really was asking for it. Even if he did need to use the gun in public for any reason, it literally only takes maybe two seconds for somebody to pull the slide and disengage the safety. This guy was a total moron. :colbert:

[QUOTE=nicatronTg;25952995]It's called a safety for a reason.[/QUOTE] Even if the safety was on, they've been known to fail, especially on cheapy guns. Not sure what he had though.

[QUOTE=lorden;25953001]Normally I'd side with him and say it's an accident, but he was keeping a loaded gun in his waistband with a round chambered and the safety off. He really was asking for it. Even if he did need to use the gun in public for any reason, it literally only takes maybe two seconds for somebody to pull the slide and disengage the safety. This guy was a total moron. :colbert:[/QUOTE] Those two seconds could be crucial you know.