Wait, what? Women Caught Trying to Hide Stolen Goods Under Their Fat Rolls
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[url=http://gawker.com/5702708/women-caught-trying-to-hide-stolen-goods-under-their-fat-rolls]Source[/url] <-- Check out the vid for maximum lulz
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Two Oklahoma women were nabbed while attempting to leave a TJ Maxx with shoplifted goods [url=http://www.orlandosentinel.com/kfor-news-fat-roll-shoplifters-story,0,1507798.story]stowed in their body fat[/url]. How much did they conceal? Four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves! Only in America.[/release]
Sounds like a great place for Assange to hide until the whole Wikileaks commotion dies out :v:
What the hell kind of first name is Shmeco
That's Oklahoma for you
Sure lets hide these under our bra. NO ONE WILL NOTICE
ok I can understand maybe a shirt hidden in your fat but come on, really?
[i]4 pairs of boots??[/i]
[QUOTE=Zoidbear;26418329]What the hell kind of first name is Shmeco[/QUOTE]
Who the hell hides clothes under their fat armpits and those sacks of meat they call tits?! :barf:
I was teasing my fat friend about how he should try this, this morning :v:
[QUOTE=Zoidbear;26418329]What the hell kind of first name is Shmeco[/QUOTE]
I'd say it but it'd be racist.
I can't imagine those jeans could fit them if they were able to hide them.
4 pairs of boots?
Holy fuck.
surely with all the money they wasted on food they could've bought that stuff
go on a fucking diet
I bet its like having abackpack that's actually a part of you.
Under their jelly rolls?
[I][B]OH GOD THE MENTAL IMAGE-[/B][/I]
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i thought this was some kind of before and after picture at first glance :saddowns:
I can hide a bag of Skittles under my armpit... but that's about it v:v:v
Shmeco has that classy, "[I][I]Say[B] [B]WHAAAAAAAAAAA[/B][/B][/I][B]"[/B][/I] face going on.
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[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;26418297][URL="http://gawker.com/5702708/women-caught-trying-to-hide-stolen-goods-under-their-fat-rolls"]Source[/URL] <-- Check out the vid for maximum lulz
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Two Oklahoma women were nabbed while attempting to leave a TJ Maxx with shoplifted goods [URL="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/kfor-news-fat-roll-shoplifters-story,0,1507798.story"]stowed in their body fat[/URL]. How much did they conceal? Four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves! [B]Only in America.[/B][/release]
Sounds like a great place for Assange to hide until the whole Wikileaks commotion dies out :v:[/QUOTE]
Completely unecessary and is only trying to incite a flame war.
[QUOTE=Tyler_Durden;26418932]Completely unecessary and is only trying to incite a flame war.[/QUOTE]
What [del]flab[/del] flame war?
All that obesity and eating, they only made away with probably $20 worth of merchandise. TJ Maxx ftl?
TJ Maxx is a discount store.
If you're gonna steal atleast do it right
wat
how fat do you have to be to hide 4 pairs of boots 3 jeans a wallet and gloves
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"Oh Boy! Here we go again!"
[QUOTE=Tyler_Durden;26418932]Completely unecessary and is only trying to incite a flame war.[/QUOTE]
I thought it was pretty funny
I have a friend who can fit many things under his fat rolls.
Like books, cell phone, standard school supplies. It's disturbing, amusing, and fits more than you would think.
[QUOTE=TH89;26419850]I thought it was pretty funny[/QUOTE]
I'm surprised TH89. By this point, you would have gone on a rampage and banned half the posters in this thread for perceived racism.
:golfclap:
[quote]Four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves[/quote]
What the hell.
