[url=http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100217/tod-ouch-weatherman-left-low-in-pecking-870a197.html]Source[/url]
[quote]A weather presenter has become the butt of his colleagues' jokes and a hit on YouTube after a pelican bit his backside while the camera was rolling.
Steve Jacobs was presenting a weather report at Sydney's Taronga Zoo for Channel 9 when the big-beaked bird took a dislike to him.
The aggressive bird called Marnie lunged at the presenter and pecked at his clothes.
Jacobs tried to keep broadcasting but Marnie went for him again leaving him screaming and cowering in a corner.
The pelican was eventually led away by a member of staff while the presenter collapsed in a heap laughing.
Jacobs wasn't hurt but did have to endure some teasing.
The programme's host said: "It's not the first time you've been pinched in the butt by a bird."[/quote]
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Watch this erotic bird-on-humen action in HD, cunt:
[hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwzckHZgmxM[/hd]
Hahaha I saw this on the news.
The bird ate him
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:smug:
I laughed SO hard.
I thought human-on-animal porn was already banned in Australia.
I thought said "Weatherman gets bit in the buttocks by a politician" :geno:
he screams like a pussy
Rape :P
[QUOTE=smurfy;20271570]I thought said "Weatherman gets bit in the buttocks by a [B]politician[/B]" :geno:[/QUOTE]
"[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=896091"]Pelicans scarier than gamers: Michael Atkinson[/URL]"
[IMG]http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2010/017/michael-atkinson686_screen.jpg[/IMG]
Breaking news: Pelicans have been banned in Australia.
That pelican is an ass. :saddowns:
yes, "endured" some teasing...
[QUOTE=coolmang;20271580]he screams like a pussy[/QUOTE]
Fuck it, makes it hailarious.
I foresee Australia pushing a new bill to ban pelicans.
Holy shit, that picture is hilarious
And the- AH HAH AH GET IT OFF
He sounds like a girl :D
I read "Weatherman gets bit in the bollocks by a pelican"
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[QUOTE=smurfy;20271570]I thought said "Weatherman gets bit in the buttocks by a politician" :geno:[/QUOTE]
Weatherman gets bit in the bollocks by a politican :ohdear:
Saw that on the news lastnight thought it was pretty funny.
Man, that guy must be butthurt about all the people laughing at him.
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;20273332]Man, that guy must be [b]butthurt[/b] about all the people laughing at him.[/QUOTE]
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that bird seems like a pain in the ass. i dunno why people like pelicans, i find whenever theres a human and bird issue, pelicans are usually at the butt of the problem. eh, whatever, if i see one i usually offer it the finger then tell it to bite me.
looks like he got [I]bit in the ass by a bird[/I]
This happened to me once when I was 7, except it was going for my shirt rather than my ass.
Strangely enough, I was actually in Australia too.
Pelicans are cute when they're not trying to fuck you up :D
[QUOTE=CunningHam;20273216]The weatherman was ridiculously funny and cute.
Gaybow me but you know it's true. :v:[/QUOTE]
I agree! gaybow us both!
Looks like he got chewed out for that one.
Wasn't really that funny.
Oh god I laughed hard, I'm crying. It's funnier because he starts screaming halfway through the weather.
[QUOTE=Occlusion;20271608]"[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=896091"]Pelicans scarier than gamers: Michael Atkinson[/URL]"
[IMG]http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2010/017/michael-atkinson686_screen.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
god his smile makes me feel so dirty for some reason
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