• Prepare yourself for the rapture.
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4xlzIT9qbA[/media] some kid i vaguely know posted this on his facebook wall with the attached message "Quick every body learn the meanning of this video it is all true. There is NO time to waste Start Now! Have Jesus in your Heart, Mind, and Soul! It is of great importance that you do, I want to see all of you up in Heaven when The Rapture starts." felt like I had to share it with you guys. my sides hurt
Only good part was the Pink Floyd
You won't be READY!
[QUOTE=Aspen;37075599]some kid i vaguely know posted this on his facebook wall with the attached message "Quick every body learn the meanning of this video it is all true. There is NO time to waste Start Now! Have Jesus in your Heart, Mind, and Soul! It is of great importance that you do, I want to see all of you up in Heaven when The Rapture starts."[/QUOTE] I hope you deleted him shortly after reading that.
oh lord please take my money so you can suck me up in your ufo ship the end is niiigh
WERE DO I GET JESUS AND HOW DO I INJECT IT
[QUOTE=killover;37075868]Only good part was the Pink Floyd[/QUOTE] jesus are they gonna drop the bomb jesus are they gonna like this song jesus are they gonna break my balls jesus should i build a wall
[QUOTE=Pridit;37076900]I hope you deleted him shortly after reading that.[/QUOTE] I did after leaving a crude comment on it
make sure to turn the stove off when the rapture starts
[QUOTE=DemonDog;37078687]make sure to turn the stove off when the rapture starts[/QUOTE] Don't forget the sunscreen.
"visions, prophecies, visitations and signs." Seems like very solid evidence that the end is near.
If god works in souls, and not people. Why does he take the children? Does the age of said soul matter? Is a soul equal to another, or is the bible just bullshit? Make up your mind.
Jesus Christ why the fuck is it that videos that involve Doomsday and the Rapture always have to be so long
And I suppose the Illuminati is controlling who gets chosen?
What if I refuse to leave? Why can't I just be a soldier for the 'good' side?
I started the clip heard " Getting prepared..." I saw it was 28 minutes long and skipped forward a bit right to "You won't be ready!" Well that's that then.
[QUOTE=killover;37075868]Only good part was the Pink Floyd[/QUOTE] Oh hell no you di'n't...
[video=youtube;slKULc8W7lM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slKULc8W7lM&feature=player_detailpage[/video] Lol, you guys are funny.
[QUOTE=SaltyWaters;37082406][video=youtube;slKULc8W7lM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slKULc8W7lM&feature=player_detailpage[/video] Lol, you guys are funny.[/QUOTE] Well you sure showed us, I guess God is real. I'd better start preparing for the rapture.
[QUOTE=SaltyWaters;37082406] Lol, you guys are funny.[/QUOTE] There's a difference between scoffing at religion in general and laughing at a borderline conspiracy theorist level video.
Damn that's some catchy music.
[QUOTE=Bomimo;37080126]If god works in souls, and not people. Why does he take the children? Does the age of said soul matter? Is a soul equal to another, or is the bible just bullshit? Make up your mind.[/QUOTE] So is the earth like a bank with each person being like a safety deposit box for different souls. I guess disasters are like god cashing a check or something.
I watched all of that nonsense why did I do that the music made it hilarious at points
I like the football music that played early in the video. Like two minutes in
Even though I don't believe any of this. I can't help but wonder what the fuck kind of mess we would be in if this happened. It makes me judge my life and decide whether I'd be fit enough to be with the HOLY ONE. This whole video has a tone of arrogance to it and he sounded particually pressed on handing over your money to spread the gospel. Fuck that, just give them a computer with the internet.
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;37083519]So is the earth like a bank with each person being like a safety deposit box for different souls. I guess disasters are like god cashing a check or something.[/QUOTE] Rapture is closing an account?
Why did I watch all of this.
my friend gave me a status update. he's posted 10+ in the past 18
Even in the impossibly off chance that this all really did happen I honestly believe that there would be around 5% of the world who actually would be "raptured" People nowadays really don't hold up to what would be considered the ideal Christian acceptable for heaven. Even if you're a good person you most likely still don't meet up to the requirements. I just find it kind of funny :v:
Why do all depictions of Jesus look like he's american
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