• Touchdown: Guy gets in three point stance, yells "hike!", jumps out of a window and dies
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[quote] Joseph Kimutis knelt down in a three-point football stance, yelled "hike" and propelled himself through a glass window at Petersen Events Center on Wednesday night, a witness told the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review. Kimutis, 19, was attending a concert with his father. He fell four floors to his death. "We have a lot of unanswered questions," said Pittsburgh police Lt. Daniel Herrmann, according to the newspaper. Although toxicology reports are still pending, Herrmann added that police did not believe drugs or foul play were involved, according to WTAE Pittsburgh. The fall occurred around 9 p.m. and was estimated between 50 and 75 feet. Authorities rushed Kimutis to the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center Presbyterian, where he died shortly after midnight. Police said Kimutis was at the arena with his father for a performance by Furthur, the current incarnation of the Grateful Dead. [/quote] source: [url]http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/31/joseph-kimutis-kneels-in-football-stance-yells-hike-jumps-ou/[/url] no points on that play Tom but I do give him points for style and execution.
Fined for Showboating
This is just confusing. So a guy goes to a concert, pretends to be a football player and flys out a window. Alright then.
Penalty for Excessive Celebration in the Endzone
Was he wasted?
[QUOTE=Billiam;28924779]Was he wasted?[/QUOTE] the police said that they don't think that drugs or alcohol were involved bullshit the kid was at a concert for a cover band of the Grateful Dead how the fuck can you not be on some sort of drug or drunk when listening to any of their songs even if it's done by a cover band.
That sucks.
I think thats just a generally awesome way to kill yourself.
After careful review of the play. No first down.
[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;28924731]source: [url]http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/31/joseph-kimutis-kneels-in-football-stance-yells-hike-jumps-ou/[/url] no points on that play Tom but I do give him points for style and execution.[/QUOTE] Read in Madden's voice.
My condolences for your loss, but your son's death is beyond hilarious.
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;28924935]After careful review of the play. No first down.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.georgeblowfish.com/cowherfrownie.jpg[/img]
I have only one thing to say to this. What. The. Fuck.
Imagine what the dad felt. "Hey son, check it out, the band members ar-" "HIKE!" *jumps out of window* "..."
meanwhile in pittsburgh [img]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5414/hike.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;28925140]meanwhile in pittsburgh [img_thumb]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5414/hike.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] save me a spot in hell because i died laughing at this picture.
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;28925140]meanwhile in pittsburgh [img_thumb]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5414/hike.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] [img]http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02AkbeEbjA6JU/340x.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;28925140]meanwhile in pittsburgh [img_thumb]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5414/hike.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Oh god I feel so bad for bursting out laughing at this picture.
Call me an asshole but I fucking burst out laughing too!
[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;28925140]meanwhile in pittsburgh [img_thumb]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5414/hike.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Post of the year every year
My chest fucking hurts so bad right now from that picture! Someone save me a room in hell to hang with Kurt Cobain, and Hitler.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jyUHc.gif[/IMG] Too much? I'm sorry.
[QUOTE=C:\;28925968][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/jyUHc.gif[/img_thumb] Too much? I'm sorry.[/QUOTE] bahahahhahaha
Sorry, that'll be a 15 yard penalty on the kickoff
Looks like the ball [i]went flying[/i] into the goal.
[QUOTE=Billiam;28924779]Was he wasted?[/QUOTE] [quote] Furthur, the current incarnation of the Grateful Dead.[/quote] he pretty much had to be.
I didn't find this as funny as some of you guys did but it's still a fucking weird death. By the way: [url=http://www.wtae.com/news/27378832/detail.html]better sauce[/url] Goes into detail a bit more.
Someone give this man a Darwin Award!
....God is a crappy ref.
Weirdest endzone dance I've ever seen.
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