Florida police arrest woman at home filled with thousands of bladed weapons - Polidicks

[url]http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/09/17/florida-police-arrest-woman-at-home-filled-with-thousands-bladed-weapons/?cmpid=edpick&google_editors_picks=true[/url] [IMG]http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/U.S./876/493/0917%20nickole%20dykema.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE]A Florida woman was arrested Tuesday night after she tried to stab a deputy with a large sword or machete inside a mobile home filled with thousands of other bladed weapons, authorities said. The Hernando County Sheriff’s Office said in a news release that deputies went to Nickole Dykema’s Brooksville home to assist probation and parole officers who were trying to issue felony arrest warrants at around 10 p.m.[/QUOTE]

according to the article they removed more than 3,500 of these weapons from her home. The crazy woman had even built an altar and plastered it in pentagrams.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/kJ59UjA.jpg[/t] There's even halloween props in there. What the fuck is this person even

[QUOTE=Grandzeit;48702005][t]http://i.imgur.com/kJ59UjA.jpg[/t] There's even halloween props in there. What the fuck is this person even[/QUOTE] The bad guy from Saw, probably.

Would suck if a tornado hit that trailer.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;48702087]Would suck if a tornado hit that trailer.[/QUOTE] I can see the movie now "Bladenado"

Wtf, in the video they say she had blades tied to the ceiling fan. [QUOTE=Grandzeit;48702005][t]http://i.imgur.com/kJ59UjA.jpg[/t] There's even halloween props in there. What the fuck is this person even[/QUOTE] Preparing for the skeleton war.

[QUOTE=Explosions;48702133]Wtf, in the video they say she had blades tied to the ceiling fan. Preparing for the skeleton war.[/QUOTE] You don't use bladed weapons against skeletons. They resist slashing damage.

Florida in the headline news again, but seriously; why is like every fifteen news about Florida? It's so common that something strange or out of the ordinary happens here.

[QUOTE=Grandzeit;48702005][t]http://i.imgur.com/kJ59UjA.jpg[/t] There's even halloween props in there. What the fuck is this person even[/QUOTE] if you tripped in that room, you'd fuckin die

She kinda looks like Miley cyrus

[QUOTE=TheNerdPest14;48702264]Florida in the headline news again, but seriously; why is like every fifteen news about Florida? It's so common that something strange or out of the ordinary happens here.[/QUOTE] [url]https://www.reddit.com/r/floridaman[/url]

[QUOTE=RocketSnail;48702520][url]https://www.reddit.com/r/floridaman[/url][/QUOTE] Beware the memes. I shoot to kill.

[QUOTE=TheNerdPest14;48702264]Florida in the headline news again, but seriously; why is like every fifteen news about Florida? It's so common that something strange or out of the ordinary happens here.[/QUOTE] iirc because all arrests are made public knowledge, unlike in other states. fairly certain that's why.

what a terrifying individual

[QUOTE=bdd458;48702567]iirc because all arrests are made public knowledge, unlike in other states. fairly certain that's why.[/QUOTE] Here in Maryland, you can look up anyone's court case history. So it's public here too. Still don't hear as much about it.

[QUOTE=Grandzeit;48702005][t]http://i.imgur.com/kJ59UjA.jpg[/t] There's even halloween props in there. What the fuck is this person even[/QUOTE] Now that's the room of an edgy person.

[QUOTE=MatheusMCardoso;48702598]Now that's the room of an edgy person.[/QUOTE] Yup. She's a sharp individual.

Man, Furiosa really lost it after the end of Fury Road. Don't tell Tumblr.

[QUOTE=agentfazexx;48702609]Yup. She's a sharp individual.[/QUOTE] Ok. Ok. Enough of this. We get the [i]point[/i].

[QUOTE=agentfazexx;48702584]Here in Maryland, you can look up anyone's court case history. So it's public here too. Still don't hear as much about it.[/QUOTE] It's probably because a lot of news agencys/websites/newspapers here in Florida usually have a dedicated "weird" news section. And the weird news get views

[QUOTE=nuttyboffin;48703149]Ok. Ok. Enough of this. We get the [i]point[/i].[/QUOTE] I was just taking a [I]stab[/I] at a pun.

??? [thumb]http://images.alphacoders.com/163/163821.jpg[/thumb] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("rules: - Don't post just to put your epic zinger, reference or pun." - Orkel))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;48704238]??? [thumb]http://images.alphacoders.com/163/163821.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] What's that from?

[QUOTE=agentfazexx;48704288]What's that from?[/QUOTE] It's infinite blade works, I believe.

A very [i]conniving[/i] individual.

[QUOTE=Explosions;48702133]Wtf, in the video they say she had blades tied to the ceiling fan. Preparing for the skeleton war.[/QUOTE] Skeletons have resistance to slashing damage. Have fun rolling half damage asshole.

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;48704962]Skeletons have resistance to slashing damage. Have fun rolling half damage asshole.[/QUOTE] Shouldn't it just be a resistance to piercing? Slashing against Skeletons is primarily based on your STR value, clearly. She needs to reroll her character.

[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;48704332]It's infinite blade works, I believe.[/QUOTE] Probably inspired by a similar scene in Berserk.

[QUOTE=gufu;48704986]Shouldn't it just be a resistance to piercing? Slashing against Skeletons is primarily based on your STR value, clearly. She needs to reroll her character.[/QUOTE] IIRC they have resistance to both slashing and piercing. Gotta get them bludgeoning weapons son.