• Tit Simulator 2.0 (18+)
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Tit Simulator 2.0 (18+) (. \ .) TIT SIMULATOR 2.0 Your Phone as never felt before... Handle with flair! [video=youtube;AnCuKr5HK9Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnCuKr5HK9Y[/video] Thank god for the wonderful touch screen technology! Version 1 doesn't feature all the things I had in mind for this for a long time also. The app should be developed to be like this, and with more to come in the future. The app itself should not feature any music. The music is only for this video demo purpose only. At the end you'll see what is coming next soon... Purpose: Fun, entertainment and stress relieve. This must be the next generation of anti stress means for the next decade! CREDITS: NUDE MODEL: Anonymous MUSIC: 1: SUN INSIDE - Morphine 2: ADC LEVEL - Spectrosex 3: Aabid Muzak - Sambodoa Naked Draft (music found @ jamendo.com) VOICE OVER: Jon St. John as Duke Nukem SMARTZENEGGER 2015 TITS - Touching Interactive Technology Software Inc. © 2015 Tit Simulator 1.0 thread: [URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1452305&p=47181985#post47181985[/URL]
but why
Honestly, Im surprised that during those like 6 years since first smartphones noone else got this idea
no, penis
"App of the year 2015" - /r/theredpill
Finally something I can play with the "Shower with your dad simulator" [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1454884[/url] Nice to see the flash videos section satisfying all our simulator needs!
God, the photorealism is just fuckin creepy imo.
Why? Why not? Because we can. Otherwise we woulnd't have walked on the moon either. Apparently I wasn't the only one with this idea. I searched for it a week ago, and seen many boob simulator versions out there. I didn't have a look at them, so I can't tell you what they are compared to this in my opinion. I just didn't want what others made influence my own ideas and creativity. So I will have a look at them soon now that I have finished the new version. I could make more ideas, but that would maybe be too much for a demo video. And it might become a very weird videa even more than it is right now. :P "no, penis"? Of course not... or... what do you mean? Touch screens are made for fingers, but your penis might work as well. Just give it a try. I just seen "Shower with your dad simulator". What a weird concept, and this must feature Commodore 64 alike graphics. Otherwise... But it doesn't simulate anything. It's just depicting a simple game. Well, I hope fuckin creepy is a good thing. I thought this was pretty important that it does look like this. I mean, whats the point if it looks like shapes or pixels? And I made the breathing rendering way better than what you see in 1.0. All is in multiple layers of stills. Mostly .png's with transparency. All the animations are done manually, and manually synchronised. So this is no automatic generated stuff with a 3D model, no real physics. Just a collection of .png's that make this what it is. And this way, it's a lot of work to get it done. Also a lot of rendering time needed to get it rendered too. This short video took 2:58 hours to render. (i7 950) Hopefully, worth the wait.
You are truly an artist
Why no download link?
[QUOTE=SEKCobra;47287514]Why no download link?[/QUOTE] because this is a concept video not a thing that actually exists yet
duke nukem voice was great
dat feel when you touch tits and hear a man voice
i see the guy who made rp_amsterdam and the downtown maps is staying productive nowadays
oh my god you really weren't kidding with the tools boyo
I'm glad that my work of art is being appreciated. That said, take a look at this one too: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1451553[/url] It's Valve related so you must like it. :downs: Yep, this is not a real app yet. As I've seen now, all the boob simulators on youtube are all one and the same boring app. Well, boring to my humble opinion that is. While they post the most interesting and misleading pictures as preview screens. And I don't like misleading titles and pictures. The internet is full of it already. As part of the humor I thought it needed a bit of guidance and set the tone. Especially with the use of the tools, because this is not something to be taken seriously. Eitherway, no matter what people think of it, this is what I wanted to create. And that is the only motive I need to do it. I just have the very need to express myself, and share it with everyone else who likes it. Yes the tools are something that will give you more options. Options and possibilities, interactivity and choices is what it stands for. You can also easily imagen settings for body type, like fat and skinny, tit sizes and so on. Like smaller tits inflated with air, react differently than big ones uninflated. :v: And that is what the simulation part is all about. I can easily imagen the coice of helium instead of air... Or fuel perhaps? Or liquid nitrogen, they may shatter like glass... will result in failure ofcourse but that won't stop me. :dance: Is there anyone that want so share his idea of new feature for a tool for this app? Think free, there should be no limit.
Your posts read like the most beautiful of free verse.
I am prepared to give up a dollar for this.
I recognize some of Duke's quotes from various games... did you get permission from Jon St. John and whomever owns the Duke copyright for permission? I mean, if this is going to be an actual thing that is.
Me? Free verse??? I never knew I had it in me. It's like Duke says, I'll buy this for a dollar. If I could buy this for a dollar, I would have already bought it. Well, lets see. This video is totally non profit, so is my whole channel. Since you might have an ad blocker, you might not notice that there are no ads on my vids. It would be awesome to be able to create an app like this, but I have no clue where to start or to make this app or any other app for that matter. When I do it, it must be perfect. Running into limits with no knowhow is not a good basis to start with. I get easily frustrated, especially with code and scripting. With no one to show me what and how, I'll be probably smashing my computer. Something like the Angry Gamer Kid. :v: No, not really so. But I might feel the same as you can 'hopefully' imagen. As for the audio, I wrote: [B][I]"The app itself should not feature any music nor voice overs. The music and voice over is only for this video demo purpose only."[/I][/B] So this is youtube video stuff only. In my original post here it seems to have gotten wrong. On youtube it was written right like this. Sorry for that, correcting the original post now... (done by the time of reading) [B][EDIT:][/B] Done by the time of reading? I guess I was wrong. Unable to edit original first post. Page appears blanc, so there is nothing for me to change. The only propability is to save it, and all will be erased is what I think will happen... Nice bug by the way. And I can't see my cursor while editing my post just like this one as well. Bugs will always remain among us I guess. [B][EDIT 2:] [/B]As I wanted to say also, is that everybody that can make an app like this, please do. There is no copyright or anything on this idea. The [B]TITS - Touching Interactive Technology Software Inc. © 2015[/B] is just a joke.
All it's missing is some juicy wet vagina
That Duke Nukem voice had me actually laughing uncontrollably well done
It seems somehow my original account has been fixed. Well since I'm able to reset password and login without an error like it did years ago until even recently, finaly changed. Something or someone changed something somehow, and now I'm here to verify my identity. Because there is nothing worse than false ID-ing someone's work. I remember someone claimed the Titanic map to be his, while it was mine. That was the very reason I signed up here. I guess it was meant to be. Hmmm, now it seems I'm missing posting tools. Unable to post emoticons and stuff like that. In advanced mode I'm unable to overview all the posts also... What is going wr[b]on[/b]g? And why is there no logout button available? Mr. NO ONE, you may create that simulator yourself. Like something you suggest should be called: "V Simulator by CuntSoft Ltd." or something... :P (meaning I find it a good idea, but that is not on my mind to do)
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