I just found a comic about this on my sibling's desk who goes to church.
I googled are you a good person comic and got this:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCSUKIhjevo&feature=player_embedded[/media]
I'd make the post icon "stupid" but I'd feel too guilty. Oh shit, no offense.
Wait what. I thought this was satire literally until the very end.
I lol'd. Serious or not, it was funny as hell.
See, what I don't get is that supposedly even THINKING lustful thoughts about a person not your spouse is adultery, but that's bullshit. We're physically programmed to do that which, assuming religion is right, would be God's fault if we did it after we were married. Personally, I think adultery is just doing it. Sure, if you think about one specific person all the time, and I mean all the time, I could see that. But once? What if someone isn't married and has those thoughts? Did they just have premarital sex?
Point is: we're all going to hell.
Mr. Nice Guy seems like a nice guy.
Too bad some asshole narrator keeps telling him he's not.
Waiting line at heaven:
0
Video was reasonably well made though.
I am the worst person alive.
What about people who live in shitty countries where people starve and die of starvation, are they allowed to use god's name in vain?
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;24834141]What about people who live in shitty countries where people starve and die of starvation, are they allowed to use god's name in vain?[/QUOTE]
No. Those fuckers are suffering because they do not believe in the motherfucking lord. Even stillborn infants go to hell, god-dammit.
I'm not nice.
[QUOTE=Penultimate;24833456]See, what I don't get is that supposedly even THINKING lustful thoughts about a person not your spouse is adultery, but that's bullshit. We're physically programmed to do that which, assuming religion is right, would be God's fault if we did it after we were married. Personally, I think adultery is just doing it. Sure, if you think about one specific person all the time, and I mean all the time, I could see that. But once? What if someone isn't married and has those thoughts? Did they just have premarital sex?[/QUOTE]
Hell, in an ideal world spouses wouldn't even care if you had multiple partners. Why limit your utter affection to just one person?
Sadly, this is not how things work out.
This is why religion is dumb. This just proves that everyone would be going to hell if it even existed, which is the stupidest concept for a "loving" god.
crazy fucking asshole narrator
"Did you ever steal when you were a child?"
"Yeah, maybe once-"
"THIEF SCUM FILTH RUBBISH"
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holy shit this is turning into fucking thoughtcrime
[editline]05:51AM[/editline]
yes only a good judge wouldn't put someone away for breaking the law
the law that they made up
for no reason
and decided to put you in for life if you ever broke it
and you can't move to cuba
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"what good news you prick
you just called me a lying thieving lecherous bastard guilty of thoughtcrime and said id burn for eternity in a pit of inescapable fire if i didn't bow down to your ideas for the rest of my life
what motherfucking good news"
If these things are bad, I masturbate to things that would make god faint.
I love how at the end of the video there's a fairly obvious transsexual who said she's fulling willing to meet god as she currently is.
The Old Testament taught hatred and intolerance, the new one was all about Jesus sacrificing himself for people's sins and how god became all forgiving and tolerant and stuff. If anything, if there really is a heaven and hell, the religious bigots who are homophobes, anti-semites, racists, and everybody else to that line will probably be the ones going to hell. :v:
[QUOTE=creefer;24834509]Hell, in an ideal world spouses wouldn't even care if you had multiple partners. Why limit your utter affection to just one person?
Sadly, this is not how things work out.[/QUOTE]
Oddly I have this perspective, it seems people are so diverse that you can love a multitude of people for being who they are, individuals, it's not a scale of 1-10.
Looking at a woman with lust is adultery? I call that natural instincts.
oh wait, god does not exist.
[QUOTE=Ohforf;24839424]I never understood why god is threatening people with hell even after christ died for their sins.[/QUOTE]
Because we're terrible, disgusting creatures (even though he created us) and we're full of sin and deserve to have our flesh seared off for all eternity unless we worship his human sacrifice of his own spirit that he sent down and yeah it's fucking stupid.
The whole Jesus dying for our sins thing has never made sense to me. A direct quote from the video:
"Jesus died so justice could be done and sinners set free." WHAT
Bloody hell, that was a bit extreme wasn't it? God forgives, it's what he does, he's benevolent.
That's why I stick with Catholicism :smug:
[QUOTE=cyclocius;24839736]Bloody hell, that was a bit extreme wasn't it? God forgives, it's what he does, he's benevolent.[/QUOTE]
how can something that is non-existent forgive
Id rather go to hell than to spend the rest of my days with the biggest hypocrit of all.
Silly christians
I recall watching a video that proves that no one can get into heaven, because in the Bible the statements says "Love thy family." and elsewhere it says "Hate thy family.". Seriously what the fuck?
thats right for a mere 6 payments of 19.95 you can avoid this terrible fate we just told you about.
Oh hey it's Kirk.
It's the guy who made that "Origin of species with 50 pages of bullshit introduction" giveaway.
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