So yeah i pretty much have never done weed. Today i asked my stoner bro if me and another guy can come smoke up with him and he said sure, so later this week were gonna go have a few joints somewhere, i got some questions.
1. Wheres the best place to smoke?
2. Stonerbro smokes quite often but only from joints... Should we attempt to make a pipe or something?
3. What food should we get
4. General tips and stuff please
thanks in advanced :D
just smoke and chill.
just smoke somewhere isolated, bring water/other drinks.
Smoking outdoors is the best.
Trying to make a pipe is fun if it works, but joints are fun too.
I usually like to eat terrible shitty junk food and stuff from McDonalds. But fruit is good too.
Keep eyedrops and cologne/spray deodorant on hand if you can, just in case.
uhhh I can't really think of anything else
[QUOTE=Faz;37553167]So yeah i pretty much have never done weed. Today i asked my stoner bro if me and another guy can come smoke up with him and he said sure, so later this week were gonna go have a few joints somewhere, i got some questions.
1. Wheres the best place to smoke?
2. Stonerbro smokes quite often but only from joints... Should we attempt to make a pipe or something?
3. What food should we get
4. General tips and stuff please
thanks in advanced :D[/QUOTE]
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1. The best place to smoke is at home. Smoking at public places isn't really recommended because they are some badass junkies who might come to ask you some weed or money and there is a second ennemy: the police. Staying in your sofa in frond of the television or computer is just okay, or if it's a sunny day you can lay in the garden then smoke, of course.
2. The easier way to smoke is using a pipe. You just have to crush your weed and put it in the pipe. Then light it up and smoke the shit!
3. Choose your favorite food! It's like colors and tastes, it all about you. So before taking your day to smoke, get some food in a shop and buy your favourite ;-).
4. I advice you to listen to some nice music and chill. Don't smoke then directly go to the computer or watch tv, you should take a good break, outside at a sunny day. Sorry, I love sunny days. Also, invite a girl to smoke some pot at home (she must be alone) and then after few bowls you can fuck her ass down.
That's all dear customer. I hope you're gonna enjoy and have a nice day!
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[QUOTE=Faz;37553167]4. General tips and stuff please[/QUOTE]
Make sure you actually inhale, don't just fill your cheeks. And hold it for 3-5 seconds just to be sure.
A lot of people complain about not getting high their first time because they don't do this correctly.
don't get paranoid about how you smell, your parents will be more suspicious if you load up on body spray and you don't usually do that. if you're smoking outside the only thing that would smell is your breath and barely at all. don't stress about "doing it right" or acting cool or anything. just smoke and see how you feel and ride it out and you should have a great time. you start learning how to make your high better as you get high more and more.
I have some general tips;
1) Inhaling correctly. This is a beginner thing. Take the smoke into your lungs, dont suck it like it's a straw. Suck on it like you're trying to siphon fresh air through. You want it in your lungs and not your cheeks like JoeyZ said.
2) This is more of a general thing that a lot of smokers, both new and seasoned, seem to have; there's nothing wrong with coughing. There's nothing to be ashamed of. I've actually heard that coughing expands your lungs and gets you higher as a result, but I don't feel like I've specifically noticed that.
3) A cold drink, it doesn't matter what it is, as long as it's cold, helps kill the burn in your chest if you do end up coughing.
4) The best place to smoke is somewhere you don't have to worry about getting caught. Go to someone's house when you know nobody will be home for a while except you guys. You don't want to ruin your first high by being paranoid the entire time.
5) Experiment with food. Take your favorite and do something fucked up to it, like what I did (I dipped popcorn in Nutella). It'll be awesome.
6) Listen to trippy music. I suggest a chillwave band named Neon Indian. They'll set you in a really cool mood.
7) Don't hold back. Do whatever comes to your mind. If you feel the need to dance, dance. Talk, laugh and just enjoy the ride.
[QUOTE=Kylel999;37557275]I have some general tips;
1) Inhaling correctly. This is a beginner thing. Take the smoke into your lungs, dont suck it like it's a straw. Suck on it like you're trying to siphon fresh air through. You want it in your lungs and not your cheeks like JoeyZ said.
2) This is more of a general thing that a lot of smokers, both new and seasoned, seem to have; there's nothing wrong with coughing. There's nothing to be ashamed of. I've actually heard that coughing expands your lungs and gets you higher as a result, but I don't feel like I've specifically noticed that.
3) A cold drink, it doesn't matter what it is, as long as it's cold, helps kill the burn in your chest if you do end up coughing.
4) The best place to smoke is somewhere you don't have to worry about getting caught. Go to someone's house when you know nobody will be home for a while except you guys. You don't want to ruin your first high by being paranoid the entire time.
5) Experiment with food. Take your favorite and do something fucked up to it, like what I did (I dipped popcorn in Nutella). It'll be awesome.
6) Listen to trippy music. I suggest a chillwave band named Neon Indian. They'll set you in a really cool mood.
7) Don't hold back. Do whatever comes to your mind. If you feel the need to dance, dance. Talk, laugh and just enjoy the ride.[/QUOTE]
Agree with all except the music part, I think you should listen to music you already enjoy, it'll sound just amazing. Unless of course you enjoy trippy music already haha
Animal collective everytime I'm high ~
Also, if you're smoking joints try not to wet it when you put it upto your mouth.
First time I ever smoked with my older brother I wet the end of the joint and he slapped me in the face.
But that's just my brother being a dick.
Just smoke up and chill out. Nothing to worry about.
dont use old weed needles
[QUOTE=Zarjk;37565543]dont use old weed needles[/QUOTE]
ye, u can get brain cancer
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learn how to take rasta hits
Spread love <3
Leave a bit of 'room' in your lungs when you finish your hit so you can breathe in just air and make sure the smoke gets to your lungs, and yeah try and hold, but there's no shame in coughing on your first time, though if the joints well rolled with decent clean weed it should be nice to smoke on.
[QUOTE=LoucoussBe;37565619]ye, u can get brain cancer[/QUOTE]
dont forget about marijuana poisoning
[QUOTE=Dakotacss;37568602]dont forget about marijuana poisoning[/QUOTE]
if you get the marijuana poisoning, they may have to amputate.
dont overdose
I had a friend overdose once, he went into a coma and NEVER WOKE UP AGAIN.
But seriously I got really high with my friend about 6 years back and he was worried that if he fell asleep he was going to go into a coma because he was so high, he even asked me if you could OD on weed.
It would be awesome to OD on weed.
You'd go down in history as the first person to manage to do it.
You can, in theory, overdose on THC, but you'd have to take so much that it's impossible to smoke fast enough to get the intake required to. Atleast, that's what I've heard.
About the music thing again, it's not always about what you like beforehand. I like completely opposite genres when I'm high, compared to when I'm sober. Just experiment and have a good time. Remember, everything feels enhanced. Take advantage of that.
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Oh, and yeah, make sure your lips are dry if you're smoking a blunt. Wet lips = wet paper. Wet paper = stuck together and impossible to suck smoke through. For your first time I suggest a pipe/bowl or a bubbler (if your friends aren't retarded like I am and can actually explain things correctly)
Invest in hemp wick if you start smoking daily.
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Invest in hemp wick anyway. Butane dulls your sense of taste and smell, and can give you headaches. Also since the flame is smaller it won't torch up and waste your precious bud.
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Know your rights and how to enforce them if you're out and you're carrying anything.
Yeah seriously know your rights. Illegal searches don't stand a fucking chance in court
You're going to be completely gone if you smoke a few joints for your first time lol. Also the best place to put weed if you need to hide it from cops is between your nuts and ass or between your ass cheeks. Someone had to tell him guys.
always found the nuts one kinda annoying, kept thinking the bag fell out
asscheeks all the way
[QUOTE=Inzalonus;37574734]always found the nuts one kinda annoying, kept thinking the bag fell out
asscheeks all the way[/QUOTE]
Boxer briefs man, or even normal underwear if you seriously want that shit skin tight.
[QUOTE=Amez;37575196]Boxer briefs man, or even normal underwear if you seriously want that shit skin tight.[/QUOTE]
Concealed weed carry with Speedo swimming gear.
listen to music during your high
Don't frick out if you have a panic attack... you just gotta ride that bitch
nearly had a panic attack because i cleared a fucking gravity bong my first time
that wasn't good
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