Man claims cow seduced him for Sex - Polidicks

[quote] An 18-year-old Indonesian man says he was seduced by a cow, and that's why he was having sex with it. A neighbour caught Gusti Ngurah Alit allegedly wooing the farm animal on Sunday, the village chief on the resort island of Bali said, the Times newspaper in Johannesburg, South Africa reported Friday. "He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow," village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said in the newspaper. Alit said he didn't see an animal, he saw a beautiful young woman. "She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," the man told the newspaper. Alit underwent a cleansing ritual. The village chief gave the owner of the cow the equivalent of $562. The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.[/quote][U][URL="http://www.winnipegsun.com/news/weird/2010/06/11/14352026.html"]Source[/URL] [/U][B]"She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," [/B]:smug:

:wtc: [editline]10:50AM[/editline] Or should I say what the cow.

Boy I bet the media's gonna be milking this story.

What a bunch of [b]bull[/b]shit.

Those cows are pretty sexy.

This man's claim is utterly retarded.

I was going to make a joke about the cow's milk being jizz but I don't know how to phrase it

Don't have a cow man

Poor cow, I'd hate to drown. :ohdear:

Normal women aren't attracted to him? He must be a coward.

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;22548496]This man's claim is utterly retarded.[/QUOTE] He might of been on drugs. Or yeah, hes completely bullshitting. One or the other.

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;22548496]This man's claim is utterly retarded.[/QUOTE] It's [b]udderly[/b] retarded.

[QUOTE]The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.[/QUOTE] What the fuck?!

[img]http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/pictures/bart/BartSimpson8.gif[/img] "[b]don't have a cow man![/b]"

Imagine the sex. Who would be on top?

Holy cow, I bet he was udderly disappointed when they didn't believe his story. I mean, you can only milk a story so much, it has to be the cream of the crop in order to pull off such a bullshit story like that.

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;22549683]Holy cow, I bet he was udderly disappointed when they didn't believe his story. I mean, you can only milk a story so much, it has to be the cream of the crop in order to pull off such a bullshit story like that.[/QUOTE] That was cheesy as fuck

Cow + Man = [img]http://idiotsonmyfloor.com/images/winslowtop.jpg[/img] Cookie if you get the reference

He's got quite a beef with the law, some people will have a cow over anything. The steaks will be high in the court case.

[img]http://mrsparringtonlovesscience.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/806_11_7732-cow_web.jpg[/img] [b][i]Guuustiiiiiiii....[/i][/b]

I bet the earth mooooooooooooooooved for him.

All of these stupid lines are so cheesy.

[QUOTE=Dr. Punchgroin;22550204]All of these stupid lines are so cheesy.[/QUOTE] Yet we still keep churning them out! ;)

the media's having a field day

Well look at the cow in question, she is such a whore. She lets her udders just bounce around in the breeze and waves her ass at passer by's.

This sort of thing happens at bars all the time.

Is this the one where they tried to force him to marry it? Or was that another cow related sex news article.

They drowned the cow? :geno:

The milk must of tasted sweet.

[QUOTE=Dr Bob;22550741]They drowned the cow? :geno:[/QUOTE] Yeah that was pretty barbaric...they should have just branded a scarlet letter on it.