Yes i know disgusting but please this is not a joke.
About 2 days ago after i took a shit, I experience stinging pain while stressing my rectum to make the shit come forth and after that i bled out of my ass. Not like spewing out but enough to soak half a sheet of toilet paper. It was Bright red so i don't think it can be too serious. after digging on the internet around i believe that its an Anal Fissure. In the past i have always Constipated myself, Like... How do i say this... I don't take a shit every day its like every other 3 or even 4 days i know i'm weird. But as i've read, Its a minor and common condition (Which relieves me as my Mother has Irritable Bowel Syndrome[IBS]) that can be home treated. I've been drinking a lot of water (About a glass every 2 hours) and have been eating a bit less (Which includes a brief halt to coffee and breads). I don't know if i should go to the doctors (And ultimately tell my parents. Im 14) to check if its something more serious and to get professional aid or treat myself. I'm afraid to shit again because of the pain and blood but i know if i stop bowel movement, More pain will come. I don't know what to do as of now. And why i haven't told my parents is because my mom just the day before talked about how its dangerous to not shit reguarlly basically (She scared the shit out of me...)
In short:I believe i have an Anal Fissure and am deciding if i Should- Go to the doctors or just Hometreat (Plus give any advice if you can with this)
Please i know how you all are but i don't really feel in the mood for smart ass comments and sarcasm w/jokes. Please just help.
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Go to the doctor.
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have you had any anal sex recently?
:q:
Doctor.
Haemorrhoid.
You should use homeopathic therapy.
Tell your parents and get professional help or patch it up with some duct tape.
1 No. I am a straight virgin male ok. I said that i get constipated a lot and i have hard shit a lot.
I guess the shit hit the fan, there.
[QUOTE=gordonfroman;18231311]1 No. I am a straight virgin male ok. I said that i get constipated a lot and i have hard shit a lot.[/QUOTE]
virgin at 14? you need to get out more.
I heard if you rub your ass hard enough with toilet paper that can make it bleed.
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;18231277]Go to the doctor.[/QUOTE]
Is this so hard? Why don't people do this?
What the fuck i am not posting pictures of my ass.
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;18231334]virgin at 14? you need to get out more.[/QUOTE]
I didn't lose my virginity till I was 16. :biggrin:
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;18231345]I didn't lose my virginity till I was 16. :biggrin:[/QUOTE]
I didn't lose mine.
:smith:
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;18231334]virgin at 14? you need to get out more.[/QUOTE]
What. How does "getting out more" constitute a free pass to vagina. I should know. David became my avatar randomnly
Hmm I have heard about this before, you should definitely go to the doctor. There might be something wrong inside your body as well.
[QUOTE=davidofmk771;18231361]I didn't lose mine.
:smith:[/QUOTE]
I can help you out. :q:
[QUOTE=davidofmk771;18231361]I didn't lose mine.
:smith:[/QUOTE]
that's because you're a huge faggot with no goddamn friends.
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[QUOTE=gordonfroman;18231271]Yes i know disgusting but please this is not a joke.
About 2 days ago after i took a shit, I experience stinging pain while stressing my rectum to make the shit come forth and after that i bled out of my ass. Not like spewing out but enough to soak half a sheet of toilet paper. It was Bright red so i don't think it can be too serious. after digging on the internet around i believe that its an Anal Fissure. In the past i have always Constipated myself, Like... How do i say this... I don't take a shit every day its like [B]every other 3 or even 4 days i know i'm weird[/B]. But as i've read, Its a minor and common condition (Which relieves me as my Mother has Irritable Bowel Syndrome[IBS]) that can be home treated. I've been drinking a lot of water (About a glass every 2 hours) and have been eating a bit less (Which includes a brief halt to coffee and breads). I don't know if i should go to the doctors (And ultimately tell my parents. Im 14) to check if its something more serious and to get professional aid or treat myself. I'm afraid to shit again because of the pain and blood but i know if i stop bowel movement, More pain will come. I don't know what to do as of now. And why i haven't told my parents is because my mom just the day before talked about how its dangerous to not shit reguarlly basically (She scared the shit out of me...)
In short:I believe i have an Anal Fissure and am deciding if i Should- Go to the doctors or just Hometreat (Plus give any advice if you can with this)
Please i know how you all are but i don't really feel in the mood for smart ass comments and sarcasm w/jokes. Please just help.[/QUOTE]
Lol. A healthy person takes a shit on average every 3 days, you aren't some super constipated brick machine.
thanks to those with the advice. Offtopic i do go out a lot and how does that as someone else said make you lose your virginity?
[QUOTE=gordonfroman;18231423]thanks to those with the advice. Offtopic i do go out a lot and how does that as someone else said make you lose your virginity?[/QUOTE]
you go out and [b]you[/b] meet boys and fuck them :q:
This doesn't sound like a problem Dr Facepunch can solve. Maybe you should just tell your mum.
@Kondor Then my mom lied lol. I told her i didn't shit in 4 days once and she snapped a look at me and said that that wasnt good.
Bloody hell, sounds like a shitty day.
To the op, gay sex with people with huge cocks cures anal bleeding. Don't use lube or a condom either.
[QUOTE=gordonfroman;18231449]@Kondor Then my mom lied lol. I told her i didn't shit in 4 days once and she snapped a look at me and said that that wasnt good.[/QUOTE]
Then your mom has been drinking pepto bismol like water
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;18231435]you go out and [b]you[/b] meet boys and fuck them :q:[/QUOTE]
Aren't you the kid who made a thread about having no friends and talked about killing yourself
[QUOTE=Kondor;18231464]Then your mom has been drinking pepto bismol like water[/QUOTE]
Or sprinkles laxatives on her food.
Luke shut up.
Take it up the butt.
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