So, I guess I should give a bit of background information here. A few days back a close friend of mine asked me if I wanted to smoke weed with her. Now, I've been interested in pot for a while, so I accepted and she was told me to meet her at her house on Friday. As the week passed I got a bit nervous, wondering what Marijuana was like. If I fucked up. If I got caught by police, and other garbage, paranoid thoughts I shouldn't have thought about in the first place.
So, the day finally arrived. I got up, made a bit of coffee. showered. etc. In my backpack I had around 200$ comprised of many 20-dollar bills and a few 10's and 5's. A few loonies here and there. I arrived at her house a couple of blocks away and knocked on the door and there she was, in a black coat and jeans. We walked a few blocks down to her dealer and we bought some joints. In all I spent 25 dollars for 5 joints (which looked to be about the width of a Nintendo DS Lite's stylus and the length of a halved pencil.) and she spent 25 dollars on the same amount. We arrived back upon her house and we walked in to her wooden storage shed. She pulled out a lighter and we lit a candle to smoke by. She emptied one of her joints and put the green substance on this mesh-like cover to a bottle of water, half of which had some sort of bag on the end. She told me it was a "lung."
Anyways, she took out a lighter and she set the weed on the bottle mesh on fire, taking care to pull a bit of the bag out, slowly. She let me have the first hit. I felt pretty damned nervous and she even offered to "shotgun" me. Looking that up just now, I wish she did.
I inhaled the smoke in the bottle. She told me to breathe into my lungs and hold it there. Finally, being unable to take any more of the strange gas filling my lungs, I inhaled, then blew the smoke out. It made pretty patterns.
I felt nothing.
She told me to use my own joints now. She told me how to unroll a joint, and I did so. I pinched a bit of the weed and put it on top of the "lung." I lit it with a lighter and slowly lifted the bag out of the bottle, drawing that sweet smoke into the lung. I lifted the bottle to my lips and took another hit. Was sweet.
So while I kept unrolling my joints and taking hits of the lung, she pulled out a pipe. I observed her, smoking the weed. I began to space out and see into forever and I knew it. I was high.
So I unroll the rest of the joints and hit them with the lung while she smokes her pipe. I begin to get really chatty and we shoot the shit for a bit, having some giggles. She asked me if I wanted to go out and take a walk through the woods. I agreed.
I found it hard to keep balance. The world was spinning. I grabbed tree trunks to keep balance.
The so-called paranoia began to set in. I got the impression that this forest went on forever and I asked her if we could head inside to a "safe home to sit down."
We hung our coats and took our shoes off. We went up the stairs around the corner to reach her bedroom. It was so very warm and gave off a soothing atmosphere. I sat down on the bed I began to feel the good vibes.
I gave her a hug. She hugged me too. We sorta sat there, telling each other how high we felt. After a while I grabbed my sketchbook, two pencils, the pencil sharpener and we got to work. I tore her off a page of the sketchbook and we began to draw while laughing like maniacs. I drew a potato-lookin head jesus guy. He made me uncomfortable so I flipped to another page. She was sketching out cannabis plants.
After drawing stuff that scared me quite a bit, I decided to watch TV. I flipped around a bit. Nothing decent-looking on. I handed her the remote, grinning and giggling.
I saw an iPod nannou hooked up to a stereo. I took the iPod out of the jack and I replaced it with my iPod touch. I flipped through the list of artists, looking for something nice and relaxing. Ah, Aphex Twin. I skimmed through the list - I finally found Windowlicker and I tapped it. The music began to come out of her rather large and elaborate speaker setup. I laid back on the bed and let the music move through me. Every beat sending reverberations through me. She laid back too and we continued to hug, not saying a word. Only listening to the music and sharing our euphoria.
After a while her phone rang and she "had to be somewhere." At this point I was pretty baked and I still had a bit of trouble keeping balance so I decided to leave my bike, telling her I'd be back for it "someday."
The walk through town was amazing while high. It's as if I was a little baby again. The world entirely new to me. A world of joy, practically begging to be explored.
After wandering aimlessly through the network of houses and streets and signs and sidewalks. I came upon my house and I entered.
I had the munchies! I grabbed a loaf of whole wheat bread and some peanut butter and a knife and I stumbled back to my room, giggling at the spinning fresh world.
I hopped onto my computer and I navigated to my music folder, selecting the folder labeled "Justice." I selected Waters of Nazareth and began to get couchlocked. I tried to play GTA IV for a bit but it was sorta pissing me off and confusing me so I hopped back on and decided to type up my story, still somewhat high.
Did I spend too much on those joints? am I "light weight?" I would most definitely smoke again! :D
As a senior member of the DD, I congradulate you...
:drugnerd:
Nice story! By the way, you should become a writer, you are good.
[QUOTE=ORGLAR;18104321]I saw an iPod nannou... Ah, aphex twin...[/QUOTE]
hehehe
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don't know if you did that on purpose
It was on purpose. :3
And now I feel okay (or not okay? That was fucking incredible.) again. I think I'll go and edit the post because it looks rather messy at the moment.
Yay! :keke:
Glad to hear you had a good time.
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What a perfect first time, I'm really happy to hear it dude. :keke:
Definitely the first of many, aye? All the best <3.
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Also may I ask, what is your relationship with this girl? Getting high together and cuddling on her bed, that's fucking adorable. :3
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;18105378]What a perfect first time, I'm really happy to hear it dude. :keke:
Definitely the first of many, aye? All the best <3.
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Also may I ask, what is your relationship with this girl? Getting high together and cuddling on her bed, that's fucking adorable. :3[/QUOTE]
Hey! Thanks for that PM you sent earlier. Really made me smile :3
And as for our relationship? She's a good friend. Known her since 5th grade. :3 and yes, I loved that part.
No worries, just happy to hear you had a great time!
A 'good friend' eh? ;) Do I see where this is going?
Those joints sound a little skimpy but eh, I really got shafted on my first purchase.
Nice read, submit it to erowid if you want..
Im hard. seriously.
Most people sell just weed, not joints. You might be getting ripped off if the dealer doesn't use a scale. Also, if you have any left, try smoking them as they are instead of taking them apart.
Sounds like you had a great time. Once you get used to how weed feels, you shouldn't have any significant loss of balance. Try jacking off next time you get high.
[QUOTE=frums;18111045]Most people sell just weed, not joints. You might be getting ripped off if the dealer doesn't use a scale. Also, if you have any left, try smoking them as they are instead of taking them apart.
Sounds like you had a great time. Once you get used to how weed feels, you shouldn't have any significant loss of balance. Try jacking off next time you get high.[/QUOTE]
I sell pre rolled blunts to those who ask me to. I'm still giving them the same amount of weed, but that's just me. I also charge them for the swisher (1 dollar instead of 1.50 as well ;) Mostly people who can't roll.
I give my best wishes to the op, may it be the first of many experiences.
Yeah I reckon he should buy just weed not rolled up, becuase then you know for sure what your buying. Unless of course you're going to smoke the joints. Now if only my first times smoking were as good as your first... Good job man
Sounds like an awesome first time.
I got caught my first time, so it kinda ruined it.
Nice dude. Sounds like a great first time :biggrin:
The only thing I'm going to criticize is the peanut butter. I'm not sure how you made it out of that mess alive, but peanut is my worst enemy when I'm high, lol
The only time I sell prerolleds is if I wanna rip people off or they request it. I can make an alright size joint out of a half gram and sell it for $5.
I don't know why you'd wanna buy pre-rolled. I hate smoking out of joints when I could just as easily smoke out of our bong or vape.
[QUOTE=jonashappy;18113579]The only time I sell prerolleds is if I wanna rip people off or they request it. I can make an alright size joint out of a half gram and sell it for $5.[/QUOTE]
Don't rip people, that's fucking stupid. Be a honnest dealer.
I don't rip everyone off. Only certain people who I don't even like to sell to in the first place.
[QUOTE=jonashappy;18114652]I don't rip everyone off. Only certain people who I don't even like to sell to in the first place.[/QUOTE]
Oh, that's okay then..
[QUOTE=jonashappy;18114652]I don't rip everyone off. Only certain people who I don't even like to sell to in the first place.[/QUOTE]
I take a little off the top if I'm playing middle man for people I don't particularly like.
It's funny, this one time, my buddy and I were getting herb for this white kid we went to high school with. This kid thought he was ghetto and acted black. Pretty annoying. Not a bad guy, just annoying. So we he gave us $25. We got a little less than a gram of Purple Haze/Kush hybrid for $20, kept the extra $5, took 1/3 of the Purple Kush and replaced it with leftover dro.
We were also on acid at the time. That was a great fucking night.
[QUOTE=ORGLAR;18104321]
The so-called paranoia began to set in. I got the impression that this forest went on forever...[/QUOTE]
I know the feeling
Mmmhhhh.. Paranoia.. Mmmh..
It's kinda funny I mean.
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[QUOTE=Dirtbox;18114559]Don't rip people, that's fucking stupid. Be a honnest dealer.[/QUOTE]
An honest* ?
Sort of got confused by you paying for pre-rolls. I didn't know people would buy weed like that. Oh well. whatever. sounds like you got pretty baked. Story made me smile.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;18114090]I don't know why you'd wanna buy pre-rolled. I hate smoking out of joints when I could just as easily smoke out of our bong or vape.[/QUOTE]
it's for people who don't have a piece and want to smoke. I prefer blunts or pieces, joints don't really have any pros other than mobility.
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[QUOTE=Pajama Sam;18118697]Sort of got confused by you paying for pre-rolls. I didn't know people would buy weed like that. Oh well. whatever. sounds like you got pretty baked. Story made me smile.[/QUOTE]
sounds like the guy sold them pre rolled. Downside is you don't know the quality of bud.
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[QUOTE=Anubis678;18115476]I take a little off the top if I'm playing middle man for people I don't particularly like.
It's funny, this one time, my buddy and I were getting herb for this white kid we went to high school with. This kid thought he was ghetto and acted black. Pretty annoying. Not a bad guy, just annoying. So we he gave us $25. We got a little less than a gram of Purple Haze/Kush hybrid for $20, kept the extra $5, took 1/3 of the Purple Kush and replaced it with leftover dro.
We were also on acid at the time. That was a great fucking night.[/QUOTE]
Oh, I used to be a really mean person, sold pills to stupid kids at school for 10 dollars a pop, stole shit and sold them to people(then steal them back haha), used to be a bit of a hustler. I'm more of a honest guy now, karma's a bitch.
[QUOTE=frums;18111045]Try jacking off next time you get high.[/QUOTE]
i lol'd.
Sounds like you had a really nice first time.
The first time for me, I was blasted, kind of sucked haha. Little alarming so to speak.
Aha this sounds nothing short of excellent!
It's not quite rare, but not quite common, to see a story which sounds as good as this one =P
Glad it worked out =) but when you can, try and just get straight bud instead of pre-rolled as others have said. You got the control then.
Addendum: To be honest, it doesn't sound like you need to do that much work on social skills ;D
Edited Post-Script: Aphex Twin, nice =D try some of those in the music threads though; shpongle is one with the potential to blow your mind.
Wow, people are nice down here!
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