Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!

[Renegade Master]

I've noticed this has become the Parkourdude91 general thread, so please read this before you post:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KfYN1i7.png[/IMG]

[video=youtube;bMWZ_HvFloo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMWZ_HvFloo[/video]

This is dead serious.

Some back story on this:

-The guy thinks he is a U.S. Marine for playing Call of Duty (I am [I]not[/I] kidding here, I cannot make this up)
-Probably schizo
-He idolizes WWE Superstar John Cena
-He's a homophobe and a racist
-He claims he got raped online because someone flashed their dick to him on a skype call
-Some feminist lady who is head of a foundation for actually sexually abused children calls this guy out on his "rape"
-Said lady then calls his mom and tells her he was looking at guys' dicks on Skype
-Guy's mom makes him do anti-gay bible studies as punishment

[Wingz]

he reminds me of some ben stiller parody

[Reagy]

Oh jesus fuck, people like this actually exist? :v:

[Cuon Alpinus]

They both sound inbred

[Larry_G]

Skrillex confirmed for being a Sith

[Ganix565]

this is disturbing and sad

[Beardy]

if this guy was any more inbred he'd be a sandwich.

[OficerHonkHonk]

I have not laughed harder than now, oh Jesus fuck.

How can people be this inbred?

[Renegade Master]

By the way, I just found a wiki about the guy [URL="http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=ParkourDude91_Wiki"]here.[/URL] There is some pretty crazy stuff in that website.

[Meat Ghost]

I feel bad for this kid. His Mom is influencing a lot of his behavior.

[WulfMane]

"Yeah no, they're jorts, mom, and John Cena wears them. He's not gay, he's a marine, okay!?"

Illegal in the WWE. 5 Star troll.

[Banned?]

"He was a marine! He made a movie called The Marine! You can't make that movie and lie about being a marine. That is illegal in the WWE!"

That might be one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard.

[WulfMane]

Is this guy also a furry, murrhaps?

[Renegade Master]

[QUOTE=Mister_Jack;45203802]Is this guy also a furry, murrhaps?[/QUOTE]

He doesn't admit it but he totally is. Some guys found a FurAffinity accound that belonged to him.

Also, to the non-believers, I understand. I really do know what it feels like for you, but look through that wiki I linked up there and you will see just how real, how terrifyingly, depressingly real, this guy is. You can't even imagine just how far this rabbit hole goes, but it doesn't hurt to find out.

[Doom14]

These people need help.

Like I understand if it's a young child because I've known a few people who went through a phase like this, but these adults seem to be trapped in an infinite loop of it.

[Geeray]

You guys don't seem to be considering this might be fake.
Going off of solely this video, he walks up to his mother with a camera, and even occasionally starts mumbling at it, and she doesn't mention it once, and her dialogue seems incredibly stereotypical.

Any proof this guy is real?

[skooch]

oh man parkourdude91 people go and watch him stream so they can troll him all the fucking time

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUIVEfNcY2s[/media]

then one day someone took over his youtube channel and he made some videos claiming he was going to kill some dude

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDhFouIyiFk[/media]

also related

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC0S3qWWjHY[/media]

[Renegade Master]

[QUOTE=Geeray;45203968]You guys don't seem to be considering this might be fake.
Going off of solely this video, he walks up to his mother with a camera, and even occasionally starts mumbling at it, and she doesn't mention it once, and her Dialogue seems incredibly stereotypical.

Any proof this guy is real?[/QUOTE]
I know where you come from, but you gotta believe me.
[url]http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Theories[/url] (Go to Ruseman theory.)

[OficerHonkHonk]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLDwty_9KgM[/media]
oh dear god he got outside. Someone send the containment teams, he's broken loose.

[Aircraft]

Oh it gets worse.
You haven't yet witnessed his response to being told somebody was coming to his house.

He drives off in his mother's car in the middle of the night while livestreaming himself acting like a rabid lunatic and blasting "Highway to The Danger Zone" whilst simultaneously yanking a socket out of his house because he forgot to disconnect the extension cord before driving off.

[editline]25th June 2014[/editline]

[video=youtube;Wuv0XQi_9EM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuv0XQi_9EM[/video]

Aka the last 4 minutes of this. You can even hear him yell at his mother as he triumphantly drives off, once again countering terrorism (???????)
Also this is not a Poe, nor a "Troll", since nobody will willing ruin their life or embark on such an act without EVER breaking character for 7 years straight.

[Dr._Medic]

Jesus Christ it's Chris-Chan 2.0

[MIR]

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45206036]Jesus Christ it's Chris-Chan 2.0[/QUOTE]

Mac from It's Always Sunny. This guy is him.

[matt000024]

This guy seems pretty fake to me.

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;45206098]Mac from It's Always Sunny. This guy is him.[/QUOTE]

Except Mac can actually do those karate moves. And from what I've seen from this guy I don't think he's capable of doing that kind of stuff.

[Aircraft]

[QUOTE=matt000024;45206134]This guy seems pretty fake to me.[/QUOTE]

Thats the problem, for him to be fake, he would need to get the police on board to get a shot of their sirens and car accosting him while he's filming a drunken rant that one time, to get his mom, older brother, and some other guys on board, not use his real name or give information that could harm his actual life, etcetera.

Remember, he's been like this for 7 years. It was only recently that he backpedalled into oblivion and attempted to purge the internet from his 2007 presence. That kinda didn't work.

Basically the final nail in the coffin was when people paid with bitcoins bought lubricant and copies of the quaran AT THE REGISTER HE WORKED AT, something not forecasted to him or predicted, and he stayed in character (and consequently got fired).

[Vipes]

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45206036]Jesus Christ it's Chris-Chan 2.0[/QUOTE]

This kinda reminds me of when people thought I was The Dude.

No seriously. Some people still think that. And I don't mean the guy from the movie. I mean this fatass psychopath loon from cragslist.

[OficerHonkHonk]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZzjkRGKecs[/media]
That's it, he's earned a new subscriber. I can't stop, my face hurts too badly.

[Cassord]

Oh my god, he's like a fucking walking tim and eric sketch.

[Pardalis]

I cannot believe this person is real

"...a domestic and Islamic [URL="http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Team_Gamerfood"]trolling cult[/URL] trying to troll me..."

[Miya]

is this the person that made a hilariously bad tactical scythe or am i thinking of someone else

edit:

oh wow it is

[video=youtube;rJi0_7xRfSE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJi0_7xRfSE[/video]