Man Goes On Drug-Fueled Craze, Breaks Into Middle School, Rips His Penis Off - Polidicks

[QUOTE][B]YPSILANTI, Mich. (WWJ)[/B] – An Ohio man remains hospitalized after injuring himself in a drug-fueled craze. Washtenaw County Sheriff’s deputies responded to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School late one night last week and found the 41-year-old man naked, screaming and bleeding from his groin. The man had ripped off parts of his own genitals and had lost enough blood to make it a life threatening situation. The man, along with the parts he tore off were transferred to an area hospital. [/QUOTE] [URL]http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/06/24/police-man-rips-off-penis-during-drug-fueled-craze/[/URL]

Meth is one helluva drug. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Didn't read the article" - Starpluck))[/highlight]

Virginity can get to the best of anyone

[QUOTE=Mac2468;41173359]Meth is one helluva drug.[/QUOTE] Excuse me, have you even ever tried meth? Probably not, right? Don't spread misinformation. Learn & Legalize. [editline]June 24, 2013[/editline] Also the man claims he was on mushrooms

sounds like something out of electric retard

The article says he was on shrooms, not meth.

[QUOTE=Mac2468;41173359]Meth is one helluva drug.[/QUOTE] Yeah I wouldn't say meth is the type of drug that causes this sort of thing.

well he did live in a town called "YPSILANTI", so its understandable to be a little crazy

Sounds like an nbome. none the less fucked up haha

I think the pressing matter is, how will he piss?

[QUOTE=Andokool12;41173397]Excuse me, have you even ever tried meth? Probably not, right? Don't spread misinformation. Learn & Legalize. [editline]June 24, 2013[/editline] Also the man claims he was on mushrooms[/QUOTE] I'm actually at the DEA academy now... I assure you Meth will forever be illegal

[QUOTE=Mike Tyson;41173526]I think the pressing matter is, how will he piss?[/QUOTE] He'll sit.

If they don't reattach it he's gonna have even more fun in jail.

[QUOTE=MuTAnT;41173431]Yeah I wouldn't say meth is the type of drug that causes this sort of thing.[/QUOTE] Yeah, meth is more of a "oh shit I gotta scrub the toilet 5000 times before sleeping" kind of thing

[QUOTE=rusty trombone;41173415]sounds like something out of electric retard[/QUOTE] Isn't life just one big Electric Retard comic?

I slowly scanned the title while scrolling... ''crazy drug man'' blah blah ''breaks into middle school'' blah blah ''rips his penis off'' blah... WHAT? *quickly scroll back up to read the article*

[QUOTE=NewsBot;41173622]Yeah, meth is more of a "oh shit I gotta scrub the toilet 5000 times before sleeping" kind of thing[/QUOTE] At least you'd have one clean toilet

[QUOTE=Andokool12;41173397]Excuse me, have you even ever tried meth? Probably not, right? Don't spread misinformation. Learn & Legalize. [editline]June 24, 2013[/editline] Also the man claims he was on mushrooms[/QUOTE] it's funny because you haven't tried it

[QUOTE=Andokool12;41173397]Excuse me, have you even ever tried meth? Probably not, right? Don't spread misinformation. Learn & Legalize. [editline]June 24, 2013[/editline] Also the man claims he was on [B]mushrooms[/B][/QUOTE] Uh.

[QUOTE=areolop;41173532]I'm actually at the DEA academy now... I assure you Meth will forever be illegal[/QUOTE] Street meth, that is. Meth is a prescription drug you know.

[QUOTE=areolop;41173532]I'm actually at the DEA academy now... I assure you Meth will forever be illegal[/QUOTE] yeah meth will always be illegal, but all the other amphetamines we'll just keep on using (ritalin for example). big bad meth has to go though

let's not turn this into a drug debate. you never know what the media reports.

but yeah this is why you never do serious drugs alone

Some guys...when they go to pull one off they [i]really[/i] pull one off.

[QUOTE=areolop;41173532]I'm actually at the DEA academy now... I assure you Meth will forever be illegal[/QUOTE] Well uh I'm actually writing up a pretty major legalization petition for the whitehouse right now so prepare to have your mind blown!! [QUOTE=NeuFeX;41173890]Uh.[/QUOTE] [quote=The Article]The man later told police that he had taken mushrooms while visiting friends at a house nearby.[/quote] He could have underlying mental instability

That's fucking metal.

[QUOTE=Andokool12;41173397]Excuse me, have you even ever tried meth? Probably not, right? Don't spread misinformation. Learn & Legalize. [editline]June 24, 2013[/editline] Also the man claims he was on mushrooms[/QUOTE] holy fuck FP not understanding satire 2014

Well, I'll be hearing about this one when I head back in the fall. I go to uni there.

[QUOTE=Mike Tyson;41173526]I think the pressing matter is, how will he piss?[/QUOTE] [I]This just in: Women don't piss.[/I]

[QUOTE=Andokool12;41173397]Excuse me, have you even ever tried meth? Probably not, right? Don't spread misinformation. Learn & Legalize. [editline]June 24, 2013[/editline] Also the man claims he was on mushrooms[/QUOTE] I'll have you know, sir that I have tried meth and it indeed is one hell of a drug.