It is funny because God was a tool used to control the people!
that guy is crazy
ffs fox and friends
[editline]20th December 2010[/editline]
Beck, Hannity, and Billo don't come close to the absolute evil that is Fox and Friends.
What is God?
:iiam:
Funny video, found the little notice about assange funny too, now he will know how it feels to have your personal information leaked.
I hate it when religious people pray for something to happen, and then when it does happen, they think "god" made it so. But when it doesn't happen, "god" didn't want it to happen as it is part of "his plan".
It seems they have an excuse for everything, so that they may live in ignorance.
He looks like Tobey Maguire
I'll ask god to make my imaginary friends go away!
Basically asking him to off himself!
Prayer calms you?
So does masturbation but apparently that's wrong.
[QUOTE=MasterG;26836373]Most of the modern church is constructed on misconceptions and alternative interpretations.
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another example: show the average christian a depiction of how angels are really described in the bible and they will think you're showing them a demon. the fact that they believe that angels are beautiful white men and women with two dinky wings, shows how little they know about their own religion
that and they will swear on their life that jesus was born on december 25th and was a beautiful, sane, white man.
Why do they always come up with bullshit statistics? I truly doubt 75% of Americans pray, let alone daily.
I thought it was against the law to take your bullshit and put it on the new.
The "New Study: Prayer Can Ease Mind" title cracked me up too :v:
[QUOTE=MasterG;26836373]-snip-[/QUOTE]
Satan himself was told to be an angel, as the prosecutor and charged with tempting humans with sin and then reporting back to god.
[editline]21st December 2010[/editline]
And by the way angels are fucking awesome whether you believe they really exist or not. They are way more badass than the church gives them credit for.
[img]http://iconstudio.jordanville.org/images/Icons%20of%20the%20Angels/Seraphim-1.jpg[/img]
You know why this fucker has so many wings? He is so holy that if you look at his body you will burn in holy fire, he has to keep his body covered to avoid accidentally killing people.
God is an imaginary tyrant, not an imaginary friend.
[QUOTE=Doriol;26836518]that and they will swear on their life that jesus was born[/QUOTE]
aaaand done that's all you need
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