It all started when God was having sex with his wife and obviously God's Wife's vagina was obviously really squinty itself. If you don't get what I am trying to say he here is drawn squinty vagina.
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/e746df5d4c0a97cae9fcdf0da8176bb6.jpg[/IMG]
Now, this is not why Asian penises are small. God's penis is small and therefore Asian penises are small.
God's penis =/= A white man's penis
God's penis =/= A black man's penis
A white man's penis is medium or large because God was having sex and taking a medium shit in the process.
A black man's penis is large or very large because God was taking a large shit.
I hope this cleared up a lot of things for you guys.
Another great find for Shibby R. Walkk.
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fucking beautiful.
im going to tell all my friends this terrific story.
Where's the "racist" rating?
Well that answers that.
[QUOTE=PariahKing;16033465]Where's the "racist" rating?[/QUOTE]
This is not racist.
[QUOTE=PariahKing;16033465]Where's the "racist" rating?[/QUOTE]
Where's the don't be a little bitch and shut your whore mouth
rating
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;16033478]Where's the don't be a little bitch and shut your whore mouth
rating[/QUOTE]
I will have to agree
Sauce?
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;16033478]Where's the don't be a little bitch and shut your whore mouth
rating[/QUOTE]Right next to the "Online I'm an Internet badass but in reality live in my mother's basement" rating.
[QUOTE=The Slayer;16033498]Sauce?[/QUOTE]
I AM ThE SOURCE HEHEHEH
[QUOTE=PariahKing;16033501]Right next to the "Online I'm an Internet badass but in reality live in my mother's basement" rating.[/QUOTE]
All I can find is the "Butthurt" rating.
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;16033515]All I can find is the "Butthurt" rating.[/QUOTE]It's basically the same thing really.
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;16033515]All I can find is the "Butthurt" rating.[/QUOTE]
wow that is some ownage right there son
Fuck off. I'm Asian.
I give you racist rating.
stop ruining this brilliant story with your jargon
[QUOTE=Mooov20;16033529]wow that is some ownage right there son[/QUOTE]Anyone who posts "I AM ThE SOURCE HEHEHEH" in response to "Sauce" is not properly trained to make these kind of judgments.
[QUOTE=PariahKing;16033525]It's basically the same thing really.[/QUOTE]
Nah brah it's cool just talking shit knucks
[img]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1287/1360677206_59292a95b7.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;16033543]Nah brah it's cool just talking shit knucks[/QUOTE]I know man I actually remember you from years back. Vaguely.
[QUOTE=PariahKing;16033541]Anyone who posts "I AM ThE SOURCE HEHEHEH" in response to "Sauce" is not properly trained to make these kind of judgments.[/QUOTE]
don't you goddamn talk about shibbywalkk that way.
ok cant we all just get along
Wait, what does the shape of a vagina have to do with the shape of an eye?
Also, I don't have a small penis. :(
[QUOTE=ashxu;16033532]Fuck off. I'm Asian.
I give you racist rating.[/QUOTE]
Don't take this stuff seriously, you're on Facepunch, you'll eventually get used to it. :v:
[QUOTE=_Kilburn;16033563]Wait, what does the shape of a vagina have to do with the shape of an eye?
Also, I don't have a small penis. :([/QUOTE]
Her vagina is small and not that wide
[QUOTE=Jessesmith11;16033559]don't you goddamn talk about shibbywalkk that way.[/QUOTE]I'm apparently missing out on some genius reference here.
[QUOTE=PariahKing;16033587]I'm apparently missing out on some genius reference here.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/coolcatsfp[/url]
guess who is in that group just guess who is go on guess who is in it.
[sp]i am, i am a cool cat[/sp]
what the fuck...
Well then even though I look Asian my penis isn't a fat stub and is quite relative to my body size. I think I'm white. I mean my friends are white, I speak like a white man, I grew up in a white culture, so I am white.
[QUOTE=s0m3_guy;16033620]Well then even though I look Asian my penis isn't a fat stub and is quite relative to my body size. I think I'm white. I mean my friends are white, I speak like a white man, I grew up in a white culture, so I am white.[/QUOTE]
u r white welcome 2 the family
[QUOTE=Mooov20;16033592][url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/coolcatsfp[/url]
guess who is in that group just guess who is go on guess who is in it.
[sp]i am, i am a cool cat[/sp][/QUOTE]
[quote=DACOOLCATZ]Comprised of OIFY and OIFY Sympathizers across the board, these are the individuals that make Facepunch the SA ripoff it wishes it was[/quote]
not a great idea going up north this time of the year isn't it?
I'm about to pick up a ton of disagrees.
[QUOTE=s0m3_guy;16033620]Well then even though I look Asian my penis isn't a fat stub and is quite relative to my body size. I think I'm white. I mean my friends are white, I speak like a white man, I grew up in a white culture, so I am white.[/QUOTE]
You could be a homosexual.
They can look just like you or me, but they mostly look like you.
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