So earlier today, one of my friends told me that he is a self-proclaimed troll, and he enjoys romping through the internet acting like a jackass towards other people without direction. He was always a little like this before, as recently he's tried to plug in every ancient/dead/unfunny meme imaginable into conversations, even if he's not a part of them. He is obsessed with Assassin's Creed to the point where he always pretends to "assassinate" me in the hallways at school with a pretend hidden blade. He even tries to "blend" with other people, bowing his head and folding his hands.
For a small while, I wasn't too bothered by this, except now he tries to brings all his internet behaviors into real life. He routinely mentions inglip and zalgo. He tries to emulate the trollface and rapeface in real life. Whenever something happens, he either says "u mad?" or "u jelly?". He tries to "troll" everyone around him at this point.
I used to be friends with him, but now, I don't know. He wasn't like this before, but now he is running around making an ass of himself, but not to the general public (at least not yet).
So yeah, was basically something I needed to get off my chest. I never realized how frustrating it was to witness someone constantly spew internet memes in real life EVERY DAY. I'm not sure if I should stay with him or try to distance myself from him.
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I have friends spouting the old/unfunny/dead memes, plus the umad and ujelly shit. It gets annoying, but you learn to live with it... the Assassin's Creed thing is quite annoying, but just tell him to stop, and tell him he's only making a fool of himself.
He sounds autistic.
Ahhh, I have a friend like this, He claims to hate Black Ops, plays it every day, He claims to hate campers and griefers so much, Yet he calls me up at an ungodly hour "HEY MAN WANNA GRIEF ON BLACK OPS OMG LOL I JUST FOUND THIS AMAZING CAMPING SPOT LOLOLOL"
I do not own Black Ops.
I also have a friend who assassinates me with hidden blades, he's obsessed with assassin's creed too, haha.
Talking to us about it won't change him.
Talk to him about it.
I remember at one point my friends and I were so obsessed with Assassin's Creed we'd pretend assassinate each other. Now we just turned it into a game, where at the beginning of the day we'd choose one other player to assassinate in the halls, while trying to to get assassinated.
'Tis fun bro, should try it.
He sounds like a faggot.
[QUOTE=Run&Gun12;27958780]So earlier today, one of my friends told me that he is a self-proclaimed troll, and he enjoys romping through the internet acting like a jackass towards other people without direction. He was always a little like this before, as recently he's tried to plug in every ancient/dead/unfunny meme imaginable into conversations, even if he's not a part of them. He is obsessed with Assassin's Creed to the point where he always pretends to "assassinate" me in the hallways at school with a pretend hidden blade. He even tries to "blend" with other people, bowing his head and folding his hands.
For a small while, I wasn't too bothered by this, except now he tries to brings all his internet behaviors into real life. He routinely mentions inglip and zalgo. He tries to emulate the trollface and rapeface in real life. Whenever something happens, he either says "u mad?" or "u jelly?". He tries to "troll" everyone around him at this point.
I used to be friends with him, but now, I don't know. He wasn't like this before, but now he is running around making an ass of himself, but not to the general public (at least not yet).
So yeah, was basically something I needed to get off my chest. I never realized how frustrating it was to witness someone constantly spew internet memes in real life EVERY DAY. I'm not sure if I should stay with him or try to distance myself from him.[/QUOTE]
get a blog
I would've punched him
just be glad your friends dont actually kill you with hidden blades
r.i.p. bill :(
You have it light, everyone in my school recites zelda youtube poops and other memes
They also run around and knife eachother like it's MW2
Sounds like my hero
i used to know a kid like this [b]fuck i hated that little bastard[/b]
everything he saw he had to copy
he comes in to school one day randomly spouting "HERP DERP EYE FOR AN EYE MAKES WHOLE WORLD BLIND" the day after mw2 came out
"RANGERS LEAD THE WAY DONT BE LATE FOR YOUR LESSONS"
go back to fucking PATs you little monobrow cunt
If he's mentioning memes ironically, it's fine. If he's trying to be funny or trying to make evident that he is trolling, it's not.
Sounds like your friend is a /b/tard and/or at the mental age of 4.
Next time he tries to assassinate you, throw him over your shoulder. When he's on the floor scream as loud as you can (so even the gods can hear you) "YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE PAIN" Pull out your sword, it's 6ft long. When he starts crying (inevitable), shove your sword straight into his stomach. It won't kill him but he'll be wounded. This is when your friends jump out from behind you (they were standing in a straight line and moving exactly the same way you moved so that no one facing you could see them). They all scream in unison "FIRST THE WORST SECOND THE BEST THIRD THE ONE WITH THE HAIRY CHEST". One of them kneels down in front of you so that you can triumphantly put one foot on them and stand in a heroic pose. You rip open your shirt to reveal your afro chest hair. Another one of your friends stands to the side of you, blowing very hard onto your chest, giving it a wind effect.
Your "troll friend" won't do shit after that. He might do a shit, but he won't do shit.
Assassinate him with a real hidden blade.
[QUOTE=Winchesterau;27959001]Talking to us about it won't change him.
Talk to him about it.[/QUOTE]
Believe me when I say I've tried.
He usually interrupts me with an annoying orange impression.
me and my friends arent like this in school at all
were more desu kai than troll ^^
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