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[quote] Cameron Thor, an actor best known for his small role as "Dodgeson" in Jurassic Park, was arrested and has been charged in connection with an alleged 11-month long sexual assault of a 13-year-old girl, officials said Thursday. The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Special Victims Bureau confirmed that actor Cameron Thor, 54, was arraigned in court Thursday and has been charged in connection with sex crimes with a child under 14 years of age, kidnap, robbery, rape, and sexual penetration.[/quote]
[url]http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/cameron-thor-arrested-charged-sex-assault-actor--262073521.html[/url]
What the FUCK
snip, forget it
They missed corporate espionage from the list
Nice hat
Hang on, the guy in that hat right?
That fat guy was awesome, hope he's not in trouble.
[QUOTE=Bawp;45014182]What the FUCK[/QUOTE]
I'm laughing so hard and it's not even because of this story - it's just so absolutely stupidly random that I can't help but think the same thing. What the hell?
I thought the exact same thing when I saw the Justin Bieber headline as well. People are weird, man.
With all that aside though, I do think this sucks a ton.
[editline]6th June 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;45014302]Hang on, the guy in that hat right?
That fat guy was awesome, hope he's not in trouble.[/QUOTE]
EDITED BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING FROM JURASSIC PARK
he gave the guy shaving cream that was actually a cool spytech device or something i dunno
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;45014302]Hang on, the guy in that hat right?
That fat guy was awesome, hope he's not in trouble.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, the guy in the hat.
The fat guy is Wayne Knight. Also he's not fat anymore.
Guess he's out at a possible role for Jurassic World.
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No, this guy was the "secret agent" that gave the fat guy embryos.[/QUOTE]
*That gave him the spraycan thing to transport the embryos in.
Oh god I was worried, I mixed up who played who so I thought Wayne Knight was the one arrested and I made an audible, silent "Nnnnoooo..." :v:
[QUOTE=Coyoteze;45014327]Oh god I was worried, I mixed up who played who so I thought Wayne Knight was the one arrested and I made an audible, silent "Nnnnoooo..." :v:[/QUOTE]
[url]http://vocaroo.com/i/s03aNfZ2fUiQ[/url]
That thread title is way too funny considering the content of the article, oh god.
I guess somebody [I]did[/I] care
[QUOTE=RedStar;45014308]
The fat guy is Wayne Knight. Also he's not fat anymore.[/QUOTE]
Still pretty fat
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But he's just as lovable!
Now Spielberg is going to release an edited version of Jurassic Park with Dodgson replaced with a walker talkie.
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[quote]and has been charged in connection with sex crimes with a child under 14 years of age, kidnap, robbery, rape, and sexual penetration.[/quote]
Jesus, that scene is going to be awkward as hell to watch again.
I also was thinking it was about..NEWMAN!
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;45014423]Still pretty fat
[img]http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Wayne+Knight+Creative+Coalition+2013+Inaugural+G58g8fI7uVnl.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Not around the waistline where it counts
[QUOTE=Thlis;45015820]Jesus, that scene is going to be awkward as hell to watch again.[/QUOTE]
There were kids on the Island, and he gave Nedry a canister that shoots out white stuff, innuendo much?
Whoa, rape AND sexual penetration?
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