Hey facepunch! I'm a poet now. Check out how low my nuts hang.

[Captain Bald]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVTfvk9OAeU&feature=player_embedded[/media]

I wrote a couple less serious ones, too:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6fsdRfP3-0&feature=plcp[/media]

And this one's fun:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEGrs8FWpOs&feature=plcp[/media]

Write poetry guys it gets you laid. Unless you're awkward in which case hookers get cheaper every year.

I won an award for [url=https://vimeo.com/37003742]the written version of this (as part of a portfolio)[/url]

And I'm ignoring all criticism so don't be a faggot.

[GhostG45]

Hey man I'm a huge faggot and I'm going to criticiz--

[QUOTE=Captain Bald;36279582]
And I'm ignoring all criticism so don't be a faggot.[/QUOTE]

Well damn.

Good job on the award, man.

[atttapi0]

I have one thing to say, and one thing only.

[video=youtube;nlArmey6-aQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlArmey6-aQ[/video]
Just messin', nice poetry

[Captain Bald]

Fact: I was drunk as fuck