:siren:[highlight]For Educational Purposes Only![/highlight]:siren:
[b]Sabotaging Pipes by clogging them with a Dry Sponge.[/b]
Want to hault all poo-related activity in your school or buisiness? Want a brown revenge against your enemies?! This thread is for you.
[b]What you will need[/b]
- A large sponge (one made for washing cars, not dishes)
- A string that can wrap around the sponge a few times
[b] What you will want[/b]
- Rubber/Septic Gloves
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Face it - nobody wants to work in an environment with no working bathrooms. You can achieve that easily. Makes a great prank when someone tries to flush their shit down and it overflows.
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RiJFfrx4aFo/S-wc4YKvmQI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/WiwS0j5k2t0/s1600/Sponge.jpg[/img]
This thing here is a great sponge for this. Do not use dishwashing sponges, they are too firm and small and will not work.
First, you're going to wet your sponge. Make sure all the water soaks into it and it gets really damp.
After your sponge is wet, take your string and tie it around your sponge as many times as you can as tight as you can - it doesn't matter if water comes out. Make sure the sponge cannot expand at all. Leave it somewhere overnight, preferably somewhere warm and dry - on top of your dryer, in the sun, etc. Leave it there overnight.
Once the sponge has dried completely, untie the sponge, and observe as it keeps its shape! If it doesn't, try again.
Now, bring your sponge to your target, careful to not get it wet at all. Once you're there, lift the top lid off the toilet.
[img]http://www.toiletseatstyle.com/toilet-parts-diagram.jpg[/img]
Flush the toilet, but when the flapper opens (see diagram), you have to hold it open somehow,[b](now is a great time to put on your gloves if you have any)[/b] jam a pencil in there or something like that. This will keep it open and will not allow the tank to refill. While the tank is empty, put your sponge into the pipe, get it in there good, you might want to push it in there far back with the end of a plunger or something, just make sure it's in there good.
Once you got your sponge in there good, unjam/release the flap and let the bowl fill - once the sponge comes in contact with the water coming back in, the sponge will expand and block the pipes.
[b]Check out my '[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1036594-Sabotaging-a-Buildings-Electricity]Sabotaging a Buildings Electricity[/url]' tutorial, too![/b]
This and the bombs one got removed :saddowns:
awesome. time to do!
How do you know all this :raise:
:foxnews: BREAKING NEWS !TERRORIST GROUP "FACEPUNCH" UNIT "tamtamjam" which we believe means "Bringer of death and destruction" CONTINUES TO TEACH CHILDREN HOW TO SABOTAGE ITEMS.THIS TIME IT TOILETS ! Is this the apocalypse ?Is OBAMA behind this ? More at 11 :foxnews:
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;26619585]Oh, boy! I can't wait to do this for [B]educational purposes![/B][/QUOTE]
Except I don't want to be a dick to the janitors.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;26619649]Except I don't want to be a dick to the janitors.[/QUOTE]
Actually, in my experience, Janitors can't get it out, plumbers get called, and they actually disassemble the toilet and take the sponge out if you got it in there good.
Are you the guy that did this on Hack Forums?
If so, :golfclap: (the rest of your stuff is great as well). If not, well, it's still awesome :smile:
Yeah, not much attention there :saddowns:
Pretty clever, but why does it need to be such a shape?
[QUOTE=Trumple;26619737]Pretty clever, but why does it need to be such a shape?[/QUOTE]
Any large sponge meant for washing cars is good, as long as it's not like this,
[img]http://htmlgiant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sponge.jpg[/img]
These won't change shapes like the right sponges will, and won't absorb as much water.
I can't possibly imagine a moment when this could be useful at all. Oh boy I can fuck up some toilets so no one else can use them what a great use of my time and energy and I can give some extra labour to a plumber!
why would you do this? If you did it you wouldn't be able to go to the toilet yourself, just a major inconvenience to everyone
What about the Fallout 3 ideas in the GOAT exam?
Now tell us how to make homemade land mines.
I expected that this would be a parody thread but then I noticed that it's the same OP as in the electricity thread.
[editline]11th December 2010[/editline]
I'd try this in school, but shit's already clogged there. :saddowns:
Oh my god you are quite
[img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/2/22251/944912-sab.preview_large.jpg[/img]
You're a prick and I hope someone does this to your toilet.
[QUOTE=cyanidem;26620611]You're a prick and I hope someone does this to your toilet.[/QUOTE]
Chill, he's just teaching this for [b]educational purposes[/b]. :smug:
Ah, this thread takes me back. Long live Totse!
You could hold the floater thing up so water doesn't rush in while you're doing this.
way easier way at my school, with the urinoirs or whatever they are called in english. Press the button three times and it overflows :v:
Also, we have these huge towel devices at school, like a huge towel is rolled up inside it, and when you pull it a bit out, the backside of the towel gets pulled in again, the things is like 5 meters long, so we just pull it all the way out and throw it in the toilet.
[QUOTE=mobrockers;26621752]way easier way at my school, with the urinoirs or whatever they are called in english. Press the button three times and it overflows :v:
Also, we have these huge towel devices at school, like a huge towel is rolled up inside it, and when you pull it a bit out, the backside of the towel gets pulled in again, the things is like 5 meters long, so we just pull it all the way out and throw it in the toilet.[/QUOTE]
Urinal.
