Zero Punctuation: Bioshock 2 - General

[url]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1494-Bioshock-2[/url] Hoping that no-one beats me to it.

I laughed at the part where he talks about that the Big Daddy you're playing is just a prototype, while the slow ones are the final product.

Awesome, I've always wanted to play as a gun turret in Half-Life 2

The best review he's made in weeks!

[QUOTE=PirateMax;20533565]Awesome, I've always wanted to play as a gun turret in Half-Life 2[/QUOTE] lol'd at this part.

He doesn't realise you can put little sisters straight into a vent without letting her harvest.

Pretty much sums up my thoughts about the game, it's vastly inferior to the previous one, but the actual gameplay has improved at the cost of the story.

mashing candybars against my faceplate

[QUOTE=Carne;20533544]I laughed at the part where he talks about why the Big Daddy you're playing is just a prototype, while the slow ones are the final product.[/QUOTE] Yes, it was one of those 'Wait, yeah, how the fuck does that make any sense' kind of moments.

[B]RA-AAH YOUR SELF-LESS COMPASSION MAKES ME HAVE A MURDER FRENZY[/B] I love zero-punctuation.

Really good review right there.

agree on all points cept you can skip gathering adam and just save them anyway. Such a shitty game.

[img]http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2117/jesusfunkinchrist.png[/img] Jesus tittyfucking Christ can we have a little more advertisement in here.

He seems like a BIG ASS FAGGOT, and hates every game out there.

[img]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/2117/jesusfunkinchrist.png[/img] Much fucking better. [QUOTE=beavis;20534888]He seems like a BIG ASS FAGGOT, and hates every game out there.[/QUOTE] He's not a reviewer, he's a critic. You shouldn't want to watch Zero Punctuation if you like anything good because he's inevitably going to take a shit on it for the masses.

I'm probably going to get this for the gameplay, I loved the gameplay of the original.

He wasn't really right about the final big daddies being less agile, they can sprint at you with their drills and the first one you meet in Bioshock 1 jumps from the ceiling, you are more like a prototype Rosie

[QUOTE=Sams Brume;20534936][img]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/2117/jesusfunkinchrist.png[/img] Much fucking better. He's not a reviewer, he's a critic. You shouldn't want to watch Zero Punctuation if you like anything good because he's inevitably going to take a shit on it for the masses.[/QUOTE] Critic my ass he still is and talk like a faggot i hope he gets aids. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - JohnnyMo1))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=beavis;20535025]Critic my ass he still is and talk like a faggot i hope he gets aids.[/QUOTE] [img]http://scavenging.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fire.jpg[/img] Here. Calm the hell down before you get yourself b&nv&.

[QUOTE=beavis;20534888]He seems like a BIG ASS FAGGOT, and hates every game out there.[/QUOTE] He actually likes most of the games he makes videos for, though. You just have to find the undertones.

[QUOTE=Generic Monk;20533915]Pretty much sums up my thoughts about the game, it's vastly inferior to the previous one, but the actual gameplay has improved at the cost of the story.[/QUOTE] Wait what? How can a sequel that improves the gameplay actually be worse?

[QUOTE=beavis;20535025]Critic my ass he still is and talk like a faggot i hope he gets aids.[/QUOTE] You remind me of 90% of the population of the Bioshock subforum. Illiterate and stupid.

I only like his videos because he's funny with the way he talks. Sometimes his rabble confuses me and I replay one scene 5 times. It's funny every time. It's also a good review (I know he's not a reviewer, but, you know, he IS displaying the bad parts, and sometimes good parts)

[QUOTE=Pteradactyl;20535428]Wait what? How can a sequel that improves the gameplay actually be worse?[/QUOTE] Shitty story.

[QUOTE=Pteradactyl;20535428]Wait what? How can a sequel that improves the gameplay actually be worse?[/QUOTE] Perhaps if it's all on the expense of the rest of the game aspects, such as plot. I'll get this game once Steam puts it on sale in a few months.

Couldn't agree more with him. Well, minus the fact that it was a fun game to play and the story didn't really bother me, though, yes, a lot of things weren't [I]that[/I] well thought through. But I just expected to play the exact same game anyways. [QUOTE=beavis;20534888]He seems like a BIG ASS FAGGOT, and hates every game out there.[/QUOTE] Uh no. He's a critic that has played a lot of games and looks at all aspects of a game, not just "It was cool, got to smash some heads and the graphics was pretty, fun to play too". He also pretty much [B]always[/B] hits the nail on the head.

[QUOTE=zotic;20533647]The best review he's made in weeks![/QUOTE] I can agree with this, the last few have been remarkably lackluster. Good to see he's gotten back into the zone.

[QUOTE=Pteradactyl;20535428]Wait what? How can a sequel that improves the gameplay actually be worse?[/QUOTE] Look at Condemned 2, they made a good combat system even better and vastly improved the forensic investigation parts, but shat on the atmosphere and story half way through the game.

I concur with Yahtzee. I loved Bioshock 1 but I really, truly do not at all like the second.

I couldn't get into the first Bioshock (the controls and combat are soooo annoying in my opinion), so I'll happily stay away from its sequel.