My new job ruining people's day - General

Ok guys, so I have gotten off my lazy arse and gotten myself a "real" job Basically, it involves me sitting on my arse for 5 hours phoning people questioning about toothpaste, magazines, witch kind of socs they use, etc. it's good pay, but boring as hell It's not considered phone-sale, so even if people have blocked their number I STILL GET THROUGH AND RUIN SHIT IN THEIR DAY. I have to ask the questions exactly like it says on my sheet, or else the data will be "compromised," so when a guy doesn't understand the question I can't say it different. I feel like a prick for being annoying to every other person in my entire country, but it's also cool knowing i'm one of the worst people you can get a call from. Makes me feel soo powerful. Here's an illustration: [img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic.jpg[/img] So what's your shitty job at the moment? Do you piss anyone off doing it? Share your stories here! For new readers of the thread: more illustrations follows

i work at subway and add my special sauce to the special sauce

[img]http://myfacewhen.com/images/48.jpg[/img]

I'm the guy who jizzes on burgers at Mc' Donalds.

My job is ruining my governments day I am unemployed

[QUOTE=evilweazel;25187217]I'm the guy who jizzes on burgers at Mc' Donalds.[/QUOTE] [img]http://myfacewhen.com/images/44.jpg[/img] I'm ok with this

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I dress up like a women, get picked up by horny older men as I walk on the street, kill them, steal their wallets, and flee the scene. Haven't been found out yet.

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i sell ground up oak leaves covered in sugar to elementary school kids and tell them its "the dankest weeds"

Can you please provide more illustrations? I still can't stop laughing

I create chemicals, which people use every single day... and then complain that since they were created in a lab they are horrible and will destroy the planet, when in actuality, they are perfectly safe.

I 3d model parts for a paper cup company. Kind of boring, but I can listen to my music all day.

I chop up parsley and sell it to little kids who think it's weed

[QUOTE=GameDev;25187460]I chop up parsley and sell it to little kids who think it's weed[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=QuikKill;25187410]I 3d model parts for a paper cup company. Kind of boring, but I can listen to my music all day.[/QUOTE] Somewhat interesting, not much of a conversation starter though. "Oh hey, I haven't seen you since high school! What have you been up to?" "Well you see, I create computer models of paper cups" ":confused:"

I sell dildos. Used ones.

I take calls at a Methadone Clinic and helps clients learn that "Lemme talk to that one tall bitch. Ya know, with the teeth." isn't an appropriate way to ask to speak with your counselor.

I'm a dishwasher, and I dip the clean plates in the blood-runoff from the meat trays.

I just started working at EA testing mobile games

My job involves me spending 10 minutes of my 6 hour shift every day actually doing something. The rest, I can play games.

im a computer

[QUOTE=Craptasket;25187937]im a computer[/QUOTE] beep boop

I'm a lazy bastard that doesn't have a job.

OP you better not fucking call me.

Parttime.i am rented to companies.it's basically slave labor just with a payment.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;25187217]I'm the guy who jizzes on burgers at Mc' Donalds.[/QUOTE] I just had a big mac

[QUOTE=Jonathan94;25187396]Can you please provide more illustrations? [/QUOTE] I believe MORE ILLUSTRATIONS WERE CALLED FOR? Sometimes this happen: [img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic2.jpg[/img]

Sounds like a cool job.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;25187217]I'm the guy who jizzes on burgers at Mc' Donalds.[/QUOTE] this is why i go to burger king