Florida Man, drunk, gives up robbing a pizzeria after cashier says "no".

[RaccoonBro]

[url]http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/197422/florida-man-gives-up-robbing-pizzeria-after-cashier-says-no/[/url]
[quote]Around 8 p.m. on Wednesday, Phillip Joseph Steinberg of Spring Hill, Florida, took his buddy’s car for a booze run when he decided to don a ski mask, gloves and a knife and hold up the nearby Village Pizza. He failed miserably. The cashier at the pizzeria told Steinberg “no” twice after being asked for money from the register, so the suspect imperceptibly slumped and left the restaurant. In a matter of 12 minutes, police arrested the 22-year-old.[/quote]

[callumshell]

In other news, Florida Man is revealed to be Phillip Joseph Steinberg.

[leshrec1]

florida man's been pretty busy lately

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=leshrec1;40371120]florida man's been pretty busy lately[/QUOTE]

no facepunch has been really busy lately trying to run a joke into the ground.

[Shitty Bill]

An alcoholic now, clearly the fame has gotten to Florida Man's head.

[Provost]

Dammit Florida Man, this has gone too far!

[asteroidrules]

That must've been funny to watch/hear.

"Give me the money!"
"No."
"I said give me the money!"
"And I said no."
"Oh, alright then, sorry to bother you."

[Lyokanthrope]

FP, you're a bit late to this joke.

[Mr. Bix]

i knew we wouldn't see the last of florida man

[Hodd Toward]

Florida Man couldn't resist to the evil gaze of his arch-nemesis, the nefarious Dr No.

Will Florida Man get out of jail? Will Dr No fulfill his evil masterplan to deny the existence of Florida itself?
Stay tuned for the most clichè ending, same Florida-hour, same Florida-channel!

[Emperor Sagan]

I think you mixed up Florida man and Canadian man.

[ayejayjay]

Stop

[Noss]

[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;40371225]Stop[/QUOTE]

i think its hilarious

[Gekkosan]

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;40371139]That must've been funny to watch/hear.

"Give me the money!"
"No."
"I said give me the money!"
"And I said no."
"Oh, alright then, sorry to bother you."[/QUOTE]

"Give me the money!"
"No."
"Give me the fucking money!"
"I said NO!"
"Well.. Fuck!" *Runs away*

[DainBramageStud]

Just Say No.

[Francisco]

i was sat at village pizza drinking booze fluid when i took the nife and sky mask

'gibe me mone'

'no'

and you?????????????

[Lord of Ears]

[QUOTE=Gekkosan;40371599]"Give me the money!"
"No."
"Give me the fucking money!"
"I said NO!"
"Well.. Fuck!" *Runs away*[/QUOTE]

swing and a miss

[SyntheticGod]

Florida man is more of a villain at this point.

[Adarrek]

I wonder if these florida man news are actually about the same man???

[Mr. Khorn]

[QUOTE=Adarrek;40372115]I wonder if these florida man news are actually about the same man???[/QUOTE]

Haven't you read any of it? It's about FP's favorite anti-hero Florida Man.

Cops and sink holes can't stop him, but his one weakness is "No."

[Kegan]

Makes me think of this

[video=youtube;_i9Fa2UrDAk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i9Fa2UrDAk[/video]

[NoPartyHats]

[QUOTE=Gekkosan;40371599]"Give me the money!"
"No."
"Give me the fucking money!"
"I said NO!"
"Well.. Fuck!" *Runs away*[/QUOTE]

i like to take what other people say and add swears too

its really funny do it more

[Provost]

[QUOTE=Xion12;40372094]Florida man is more of a villain at this point.[/QUOTE]

He's kinda like Deadpool in a way.

[barttool]

Is this guy...

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