The British plans to invade China with Pig Semen, signing a $74 Million deal to export to China

[shian]

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[quote]British Prime Minister David Cameron was in China for the past three days for a trip that has seen some controversial moments. However, there’s at least one clear success: The United Kingdom has signed a deal to export porcine semen to China that will net British farmers a reported £45-million ($73-million) a year.

Yes, pig sperm.

According to a report in the Guardian, beginning next year British pigs will be taken to one of four artificial insemination centers in the U.K. and their semen will then fly to China (either frozen or fresh) and be used to inseminate the Chinese pig population.

Big trades of sperm may seem unusual, but in the world of pig farming this makes complete sense. The Chinese pork industry is staggeringly huge — more than half of the pigs in the world are believed to live in China and it is a major source of protein for Chinese citizens — but the industry is out of date and inefficient. Incredibly, despite its huge pig population, China became a net importer of pork in 2008.[/quote]

[url]http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/12/04/david-cameron-just-signed-a-brilliant-deal-to-sell-pig-semen-to-china/[/url]

Long live the queen!

[Zonesylvania]

Business sense - gotta love it.

This really does give credence to that old saw about the pig: 'nothing is wasted except its squeal.'

[ironman17]

Well, I guess that we're selling China better pigs then, which means they probably won't need to import as much pork. Then again, is this the only reason we're selling them British pig spunk, or has the massive national pollution rendered some of their man pigs sterile?

[plants]

How do they take the semen from t nevermind I don't want to know

[Grimhound]

[QUOTE=plants;43080537]How do they take the semen from t nevermind I don't want to know[/QUOTE]

David Cameron personally milks each and every pig. It's not part of the deal, mind you. He just enjoys doing it.

[Jund]

[QUOTE=Grimhound;43080664]David Cameron personally milks each and every pig. It's not part of the deal, mind you. He just enjoys doing it.[/QUOTE]

He put his pig sperm collection on eBay and China was the highest bidder

[Aphtonites]

[QUOTE=Grimhound;43080664]David Cameron personally milks each and every pig. It's not part of the deal, mind you. He just enjoys doing it.[/QUOTE]
He's literally a wanker