A classic for those who never saw it: 'Elven Holocaust' - General

An 'Otherkin' (someone who believes that they're reincarnations of Elves, Dragons etc) posted this back in the day on RPGnet. He had been asked why there are no more Elves around if they had existed at some point. [IMG]http://i30.tinypic.com/30af8sz.gif[/IMG] Some replies: [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~03-14-04_07.gif[/img] [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~03-14-04_02.gif[/img] [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~03-14-04_04.gif[/img] [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~03-14-04_05.gif[/img] [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~03-14-04_09.gif[/img] Read the whole capped thread here: [url]http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/foundation-for-awakening.php?page=1[/url]

He's trolling.

I can't help but feel slightly sad for these people.

OP is trolling [editline]3:33[/editline] theres no way this could be real [editline]3:33[/editline] :ohdear:

Him: HEY GUYS IM AN ELF AND THEY WERE MEAN TO ELVES! HELP ME UNDERSTAND WHY THEY WERE MEAN TO ELVES!

[QUOTE=Sir Tristan;23665845]OP is trolling[/QUOTE] There are people who genuinely believe they are dolphins [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otherkin[/url]

[QUOTE=BaconDioxide;23665870] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otherkin[/url][/QUOTE] Well you learn something new everyday. I wonder how these people coped in the days before the Internet... Edit: I like that the first reply guy is an Administrator. That place must be like an asylum.

[QUOTE=mapreader;23666381]Well you learn something new everyday. I wonder how these people coped in the days before the Internet...[/QUOTE] They didn't exist, because they couldn't get attention...

dumb motherfuckers, need to get a life. dont wanna be mean but that bullshitty stupid.

I'm an Elf and i'm Maggggggggical

Wow, I can't believe people still deny the elven holocaust!

What the fucking fuck? These people are worse than furrys.

im a dargon suck my dong rrerr~

Guys, I had a dream last night and I shot lasers out my ass. I think it was my former life.

I can't stand these types of people. They make me rage, hard. [QUOTE=mapreader;23666381]Well you learn something new everyday. I wonder how these people coped in the days before the Internet...[/QUOTE] Ideas like these couldn't propagate without the internet. So they probably didn't exist and instead these stupid weirdos were forced out of their parent's house and became slightly more normal.

Otherkins :jerkbag:

Seeing this types of Asptistic people makes the internet worth paying for they're fun to watch

After reading some of this post, I did a short "research" on that thing called "otherkin", and seriously, wtf? I mean, I "understand" people that think that they are a rabbit or a bear or some kind of an animal trapped in a human body - as in I think it's crazy, but I can see that happening, people do a lot of crazy shit. But believing that you're are an animal that never existed trapped in a human body...? that just fucked too much....I've read some posts on their forum and it's just so stupid and childish...

[QUOTE=starpluck;23665836]He's trolling.[/QUOTE] I doubt it. If you check the thread and the context, you'll see these people are quite serious. I've bookmarked it so I can enjoy it in full. Browsing that thread will be an instant boredom cure whenever I need it.

seems reasonable

I wonder if its just that their life is so unbelievably boring due to them being complete shut-ins that they have to make up this fucked up otherkin bullshit to keep themselves from jumping off a bridge, or if they're just excellent trolls. Knowing some of the fandoms and subcultures the internet houses, I'd say its the former.

ones a supertroll, the others are just complete shut-ins, can you tell which?

That is really depressing. Even more deluded than furries.

I think it's sort of cute and whimsical that people could beleive things like that [editline]09:54PM[/editline] It's like seeing a child who intensely beleives in the Tooth Fairy.