[url]http://www.nsa.gov/kids/index.htm[/url]
I recently mentioned the backward illuminati thing (type illuminati backwards into your browser, add .com, hit enter) on Facebook, and my [url=http://gyazo.com/7b75735094279d8eb7bd1db1fefa0723.png]friend[/url] checked it out, and skegged about the NSA's website. He found the Kid's Fun Zone.
Sweet merciful fuck.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/yrt8p.jpg[/img]
[I][B]It's like a parade dedicated to horrible Fursonas drawn by Deviantards.[/B][/I]
This is the NSA's way of appealing to the kids, I guess. A way to convince them to get into the art of making and breaking secret codes. The result was the most over-the-top political correctness ever, dross drawings and fucking hilarity. So let us meet these douchebags.
[B]Crypto Cat[/B]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/b2wDg.gif[/img]
Her parents must've really hated her to give her that name, and Jesus christ, THOSE EYES. They're [I]eating my soul.[/I] Oh yeah, something about making codes based Navajo language or something, who gives a fuck.
[B]Decipher Dog[/B]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ax0EJ.gif[/img]
Crypto Cat is his waifu, he breaks her codes (if you get what I mean~~~), and his parents are in the popo so don't mess with him. He's just like FP in that he solves all his family's internet problems, and even built his family's internet network, or something (fuck this is stupid).
[B]Rosetta Stone[/B]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/yO5N7.gif[/img]
[h2]STEREOTYPES UP THE ARSE.[/h2]
[B]T.Top[/B]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/qiBhR.gif[/img]
You will never be as cool as this motherfucker. Prime quote: [I]"The Internet is totally KEWL..."[/I]
[B]Joules[/B]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/QPgX8.gif[/img]
Uhh...
[B]Slate[/B]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/S27tN.gif[/IMG]
This guy, maaaaan, he does EVERYTHING. He plays MMORPGs, Chess, Volleyball, Basketball, guitar, "jams" in his parent's garage, listens to basically every kind of music ever, is the king of math, and is a comedian. Basically he's the average mary-sue fursona.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ILiIX.gif[/IMG]
This guy will shoot your face off. He's been in the military in KOREA. KOREA MOTHERFUCKERS KOREA. Also he hangs out with little kids and is their "advisor". Ok.
Also there are these two people.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/SWYha.gif[/img][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0UQDq.gif[/IMG]
Cy is the raddest gamer on the block and Cyndi likes gadgetry and shit. Together they are the CYBER AWARENESS SQUAD and nobody really gives a fuck about them they don't have proper bios.
[editline] kill me now [/editline]
[QUOTE=Shibbey;31584477]What is Carpe Diem and what does it mean?[/QUOTE]
it was basically a poetic way of saying "lets fuck while we're young"
[QUOTE=Kybalt;31584565]it was basically a poetic way of saying "lets fuck while we're young"[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't be surprised if there was R34 of this.
[QUOTE=Rolond Returns;31584496]sieze yourself[/QUOTE]
lol no
[QUOTE=Rolond Returns;31584146]
Crypto Cat is his waifu, he breaks her codes (if you get what I mean~~~)
[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;C6q3u0wrD0I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6q3u0wrD0I[/video]
Boris?
This is terrifying in every way imaginable.
BEst thread
[img]http://puu.sh/465H[/img]
Why would these....things...want to grow up to be hackers?
Why would the FBI want to advertise being a hacker?
NSA's strategy:
Kill all hackers/potential future hackers through the awfulness that this is.
[I]DECRYPTING INFROMATION[/I]
Also known as "loading".
[editline]7th August 2011[/editline]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/cybersex.png[/img]
:rolleyes:
Robots would fit better.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/b2wDg.gif[/img]
...
"A native american is fine too"
ohohfuckohfuckohfuck
conspiracy theory
America wants all young kids to be furries
ohgodohgod
that crack down on crime wtf man its a conspiracy
ALL HAIL SATANISM
Illuminati satire. Calm your tits.
[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;31586669]ohohfuckohfuckohfuck
conspiracy theory
America wants all young kids to be furries
ohgodohgod
that crack down on crime wtf man its a conspiracy[/QUOTE]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16550652/1311215738388.jpg[/img]
[b][i]"I never asked for this..."[/i][/b]
Still looking for that Illuminati symbol.
Guys, Don't post in this thread, if you do they will know you know too much and "The Advisor" is going to track you down and shoot you, whilst the rest of the crew hack into the Matrix and shit,
[editline]7th August 2011[/editline]
And incase you haven't found it,
[url]http://www.nsa.gov/kids/home.shtml[/url]
This is their Hacking training grounds, I heard they cut your tongue out if you find out about them
Oh god I hope they make shitty comics like that one website from Arizona
i wonder where t.top stole that quote, i've heard it before.
yiff
First the show, then some merchandise, then a religion, then wars, then planets, then solar systems, then galaxies, then the universe.
Most of things like this get stuck on merchandise.
[QUOTE=New Cidem;31586924]Oh god I hope they make shitty comics like that one website from Arizona[/QUOTE]
even the eagle gets in trouble
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