Toddler may die if she cries. - Polidicks

[IMG]http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/TiannaCASCADE_450x300.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE=Metro.co.uk]Little Tianna Lewis McHugh is the girl who cannot cry. She has a rare condition which means her tears could trigger a fatal fit. Her parents Ceri Lewis and Andy McHugh face a tense daily battle to make sure she doesn't cry.[/QUOTE] Better keep her happy I guess. Source: [url]http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Toddler_Tianna_may_die_if_she_cries&in_article_id=761191&in_page_id=34[/url]

It's gonna be impossible. [editline]01:07PM[/editline] All toddlers cry.

Oh fuck shes gonna die.

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Are parents rich? If not, she's dead

She's going to one day just fall over and cry to death I wonder how long it'll take, maybe the parents will make her last another few years and she'll develop something like the Beauties from MGS4

well at least we'll have one less whiny bitch to worry about

Quick, someone steal this kid's candy or something. Or if you want to be the ultimate troll, you can get to know her and find some way to make her infatuated with you later on in her life, and then enter into a relationship with her, so that after she's accomplished the impossible task of living to maturity with such a condition, you'll be able to break up with her, breaking her heart, resulting in her death. But that's like 20+ years of constant trolling, and I'm just not that dedicated.

she's gonna be the most spoilt brat in the world

Poor girl :(

Maybe they can perform an operation on her eyes and disable her tear glands or something? :confused:

Owwy my foot! Mommy! Mo- *splat*

So does that mean if I harass her, I will be charged with (attempted) murder?

[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;18182963]well at least we'll have one less whiny bitch to worry about[/QUOTE] Wow, what wonderful insight. I think the world would be better off without you.

[QUOTE=starpluck;18183004]So does that mean if I harass her, I will be charged with (attempted) murder?[/QUOTE] No, involuntary manslaughter.

Chances are that she's so resistant against crying that normal methods won't work anyway If you shot her she would probably scream and stare in agony instead of crying

[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;18182963]well at least we'll have one less whiny bitch to worry about[/QUOTE] Please tell me you were trying to be funny.

[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;18183028] If you shot her she would probably scream and stare in agony instead of crying[/QUOTE] She would probably die then.

[QUOTE=johanz;18182949]Are parents rich? If not, she's dead[/QUOTE] I think that she is dead either way, because rich kids are often spoiled, and cry for the most stupid reasons.

This would make a really good movie plot, 16 year old girl gets her heart broken by her boyfriend and cries herself to death I wouldn't watch the movie because it's obviously for chicks, but you know..

She needs a lifetime supply of laughing gas. Or have the Joker to entertain her.

Also, it would be awesome if her head exploded after she started crying, or something.

I guess she'll be homeschooled, otherwise she won't last not even a few minutes at school with all the bullies waiting for her to arrive... =/

[QUOTE=J Paul;18183025]No, involuntary manslaughter.[/QUOTE] It would be attempted murder now that he has announced his plans on a public forum.

Calling bullshit. How is it she was not crying when she came out? How is it that even as a very young toddler, she did not activate her tear ducts even once?

[QUOTE=professional;18183150]Calling bullshit. How is it she was not crying when she came out? How is it that even as a very young toddler, she did not activate her tear ducts even once?[/QUOTE] Maybe she did but they were able to save her because it was at the hospital? :confused:

[QUOTE=Robert!;18183141]Joker to entertain her.[/QUOTE] But then she would piss herself

[QUOTE=johanz;18183157]But then she would piss herself[/QUOTE] and sometimes if you laugh enough you start tearing.

Arm your onions men. [editline]02:39PM[/editline] Fucking vampires.

[QUOTE=professional;18183150]Calling bullshit. How is it she was not crying when she came out? How is it that even as a very young toddler, she did not activate her tear ducts even once?[/QUOTE] Had you read the article you would've known that this has in fact happened 10 times already, and that she has been [B]very[/B] close to death several times. It bothers me that you seem to show an interest in this, yet never thought to click the link?