• I just found a story I wrote when I was 10 years old.
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Ayo. I was just cleaning out an old desk and I found a BOOK I WROTE. About DRAGONS. In 1999. The 1999 was in all caps but you can't tell because it's a number. In 1999, most of yall were probably little babbies who spent most of your time barfing in your mom's car. Not me. I was a fucking high fantasy novelist. My mom had just bought a first-generation iMac. It looked like this: [img]http://mactoids.com/wp-content/uploads/imac-333mhz-strawberry.jpg[/img] [i]The Strawberry iMac[/i] Yeah it's pink. Who gives a shit. Cam'ron wears pink and are you going to fuck with him? [img]http://www.flawlesshustle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/camron1.jpg[/img] [i]I didn't think so.[/i] Anyway one of the software packages that came bundled with the original iMac was APPLE WORKS. It was sort of a lame version of Microsoft Office, but it came with a KILLER drawing application. And one of the first things I discovered in this application was GRADIENTS. Apple Works had hell of gradients. [img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs7/i/2005/236/1/8/Gradients_1_by_Blackheartedwolf.jpg[/img] [i]Probably more than this.[/i] It was then that I made an amazing discovery. Apple Works also had a spraypaint tool. You could use it to actually [i]spray gradients[/i], producing sort of faux-3d noodles that, to the 10-year-old mind, CLEARLY looked like DRAGONS. IT WAS ON. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/FT/FT1.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/FT/FT2.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/FT/FT3.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/FT/FT4.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/FT/FT5.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/FT/FT6.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/FT/FT7.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/FT/FT8.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/FT/FT9.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/FT/FT10.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/FT/FT11.jpg[/img] No homo.
rerr
Thanks to maltora, I can't take dragons seriously anymore.
RIP Serpinto. Please make more.
- Shoot someone - Yell "YAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOO!!!"
You were an ambitious tyke, I'll give you that. I spent most of my childhood believing my life's goal was to break things
I wrote a 3 page story about a kid with special powers who died of cancer after saving the world when I was in 3rd grade. You could say I'm a realist.
Book covers look santanic
amazing.
[QUOTE=ItsGary;32104641]I wrote a 3 page story about a kid with special powers who died of cancer after saving the world when I was in 3rd grade. You could say I'm a realist.[/QUOTE] I wrote a story about being stranded on an island (the subject we had to do..) in 4th Grade. It was first person and what we would do if we we were trapped there. Mine was considered too gory because the first draft was me getting eaten by a pack of wolves after they killed my dog. I put red marker splotches on the paper but the teacher told me to change it and she called home. The edited ending was me sharing bananas with a fucking monkey named Kletus. LOOKING AT IT NOW, WHAT THE FUCK WAS I ON? [img]http://troll.me/images/jackie-chan/jackie-chan.jpg[/img]
She called home because you were being realistic? A 4th grader wouldn't last on a goddamn island [editline]4th September 2011[/editline] Also what the fuck? I'm so confused as to how you thought of this entire universe as a 10 year old child
[QUOTE=KingKombat;32105146]She called home because you were being realistic? A 4th grader wouldn't last on a goddamn island [editline]4th September 2011[/editline] Also what the fuck? I'm so confused as to how you thought of this entire universe as a 10 year old child[/QUOTE] Lord of the flies man
I wrote this in middle school [url]http://bigorca107.deviantart.com/art/Chernzobog-Dream-Cycle-188583993[/url] got suspended because i said "blood"
I love how at one point even you seem confused about the names of your dragons. Diserto??
[QUOTE=Big Orca;32105313]I wrote this in middle school [url]http://bigorca107.deviantart.com/art/Chernzobog-Dream-Cycle-188583993[/url] got suspended because i said "blood"[/QUOTE] Suspended? That's like getting punched in the dick for saying "stomach".
[QUOTE=Cone;32105353]Suspended? That's like getting punched in the dick for saying "stomach".[/QUOTE] they didn't allow thumb drives on campus no mp3 players of any kind phones only if the sim card is out (what the goddamn fuck) yeah it was a horrible school. transferred out after 2 months of bullshit [editline]4th September 2011[/editline] and it wasn't because i said "blood", it was because of the story itself and how it's not about happy bunnies and ponies or whatever the fuck they would allow in that ass-fucked backwards school school-fed up the bone bulge
[QUOTE=Big Orca;32105455]they didn't allow thumb drives on campus no mp3 players of any kind phones only if the sim card is out (what the goddamn fuck) yeah it was a horrible school. transferred out after 2 months of bullshit [editline]4th September 2011[/editline] and it wasn't because i said "blood", it was because of the story itself and how it's not about happy bunnies and ponies or whatever the fuck they would allow in that ass-fucked backwards school school-fed up the bone bulge[/QUOTE] That seriously sounds like some 1984 shit right there. Just without as much oppression or people with mustaches.
When I was ten, I made a god-awful comic about my sonic fan character :(
I'd buy it.
[QUOTE=SilverHedgehog;32105572]When I was ten, I made a god-awful comic about my sonic fan character :([/QUOTE] i forgive you
i rated you winner and it said rrerr DRAGONS
When I was 6, I drew a comic called "The Hole". Basically, this dood's walking about when he just falls into a hole in the ground, which leads to a bunker. For literally no reason, there's a load of crazy people in there who all want to shoot him, so he basically walks around the bunker like Gordon Freeman, looking for the way out and shooting at people. Oh, and it was all stick-men.
back in the day I'd always draw stick figure comics and write stories about me fighting alongside Kyle Katarn in the Star Wars universe hey, it's better than most of the current EU material
I like the drawings
Nothing in that book mentioned black people. Strange.
[QUOTE=EzioAuditore;32106976]Nothing in that book mentioned black people. Strange.[/QUOTE] Black people didn't exist in 1999
Holy shit, dragons! [editline]4th September 2011[/editline] When I was little, I used to draw a shit ton of comics. I even did a whole chapter of some generic action story, which was about 12 pages of a guy shooting stuff and jumping on helicopters and shit. Too bad I lost it.
Make a sequel + Sell it for money + ??? = Money amazing story. More please.
Man I drew so many amazing comics when I was a kid. [editline]4th September 2011[/editline] Also not that bad of a read. I mean it was way better than most shit you read online. And at least some of that is by like 18 year olds
I remember writing a short book (it would have been about 15 pages or so) for a project in primary school. It was a Lord Of The Rings-inspired story about dwarves called 'The Great Journey' or something generic like that, I remember the main dwarf was called Gromgrindal. Drew a cover for it and everything, I was so proud of it. I wish I had any idea where it is now, it probably got lost when I last moved house. [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker]Found some old stories from when I was about 7 years old or so. They all consisted of movies that I had seen and summaries of what I saw.[/QUOTE] I also remember writing stories like this, one particular one heavily influenced by Star Wars.
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