• Man claims he beat up his quadruple amputee girlfriend in self-defense
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[url]http://www.twincities.com/ci_14780030?source=most_viewed&nclick_check=1[/url] [release]A St. Paul man charged with beating up a quadruple amputee last week admitted Monday that he hit the woman, but only after she hit him first. A criminal complaint filed in Ramsey County District Court said that Jacoby Laquan Smith got angry at his girlfriend Tiesha Bell because she blocked his view of the television in their East Side apartment. He threw her to the floor and punched Bell in the face more than 10 times in the March 22 incident, according to the criminal complaint. But in a telephone interview, Smith, 33, said the dispute with Bell, 28, started with an argument over whether she was seeing another man. "I had been dealing with her cheating on me," Smith said. Smith said the argument escalated after "I turned on the TV and she got mad." "She punched me in the groin" Smith said. He said Bell also hit him with a coffee canister and a bedpan. "It was full of pee," he said. In response, "I hit her once and that was it," Smith said. "Maybe twice." Although Bell had both hands and part of both legs amputated because of a childhood illness, Smith said she can still be violent when she loses her temper. "[B]She'll swing, push me down and choke me with her nubs,[/B]" Smith said. He said she also hit him with her wheelchair. Bell on Monday agreed there was hitting on both sides. She said she plans to marry Smith and doesn't want him to serve jail time. "We both need anger management," she said. Smith has been charged with fifth-degree assault, a misdemeanor, and interfering with a 911 call, a gross misdemeanor. He said he plans to turn himself into St. Paul police later this week. [/release] :wtc:
help she hit me with her nubs
[QUOTE=ricktrolled;21333018]help she hit me with her nubs[/QUOTE] and she's bleeding on me
I guess you could say he thought she wasn't hARMless. :v:
fuck im being nubbed someone help[
It looks like he got the [i]better half of her[/i].
He's truthing. She's obviously a cyborg disguised as a quadruple amputee.
[quote]"She'll swing, push me down and choke me with her nubs,"[/quote] :v:
I've actually seen a nubber attack, they're quite brutal, yet funny.
Them nubs.
"I'm gonna beat you with my nubs!" "Well I'm gonna [b]TAKE ONE STEP BACKWARDS, BITCH[/b]" "...Fuck."
Hope their Anger Management is more [I]Hands on[/I] [editline]10:13PM[/editline] Also, thank goodness she wasn't [I]armed[/I]
Man, I guess it was a good thing she was unarmed.
what a coward
Hitting her boyfriend with a wheelchair. Now thats just cruel.
I'm glad I read the article, since the title just left me stumped
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21332958] In response, "I hit her once and that was it," Smith said. [b][i]"Maybe twice."[/i][/b][/QUOTE] Other than her having no hands to beat him with, that's the part that makes me doubt his story.
[QUOTE=Octyl;21333051]I guess you could say he thought she wasn't hARMless. :v:[/QUOTE] Putting :v: after you post doesn't make it funny.
What a [I]stub[/I]born lady.
when he punched her i bet he was all lol omg losre stop using those nub weapons nub
Instead of a pun I drew a picture [img]http://localhostr.com/files/a97114/nothechair.png[/img]
Alright, only a coward beats up his girl, but this guy just found a way to take that to new lows. I didn't think I'd see the day.
[QUOTE=OutOfExile;21335202]Instead of a pun I drew a picture [img]http://localhostr.com/files/a97114/nothechair.png[/img][/QUOTE] Art. Shit I bet her arms will grow back and she'll grow hands and fucking shoot him.
And they're still getting married after this. My lord, I would hate to be their future child. "MOM, GET YOUR NUBS OFF DAD!!!"
God I hope they were together before the she became an amputee. I couldn't put up with the needs of someone with four nubs for limbs. Rate me asshole.
This reminds me of the joke about the women on the beach with no arms and no legs crying. A man walks over and asks her why she's crying. She says it's because she's never been kissed by a guy before. So the man kisses her and she stops crying and is happy. The man leaves walking down the beach. Awhile later on the man is returning and sees the girl crying again. He asks her what the problem is now. She says that she has never been fucked before. The man picks up the girl and walks down the beach into the water. He throws her in the water and tells her, "Now you're fucked"
[QUOTE=Jewish Paladin;21336892]God I hope they were together before the she became an amputee. I couldn't put up with the needs of someone with four nubs for limbs. Rate me asshole.[/QUOTE] Amputee fetish. It exists, sadly.
[img]http://wackyiraqi.com/wtf/black_amputee_toilet_hardware_handjob_porn.jpg[/img] Relevant.
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