More amazing, high-quality content from Machinima Prime - "Player vs. Pain" - General

This video was removed from Machinima Prime's channel. Somebody saved it. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJGr4blJeZE[/media] [URL="http://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1bp4hr/what_machinima_thinks_gamers_want_video_has_been/c98pqt8"]Comment from TotalBiscuit[/URL]: [quote]I just wanna point out this was on Machinima Prime. Machinima Prime is their Google-funded channel for premium, TV-quality content, hence the reason stuff like Mortal Kombat and Forward Unto Dawn were on there (which were very good). So basically, they decided to use some of that Google funding to make this.Someone thought this was a good idea.[/quote] [URL="http://newmediarockstars.com/2013/03/kevin-pereira-video-game-show-host-producer/"]This was made by Kevin Pereira.[/URL] [quote]Well actually, all of the guys at Super Creative we actually meet at an S&M dungeon in downtown Los Angeles, and so right away we knew that okay, we love flogs, we love paddles, we love leather, we love studs — how can we get someone else to pay for us to wear this gear and to hit each other with it? And so we came to Machinima, we pitched them on the idea — turns out they’re crazy freaks as well — and so lo and behold we’re now doing tortuous things, so waxing was a no-brainer; gamers are a pretty hairy sort.[/quote]

I can't help but cringe at the announcer. It's like those terrible porn videos where they try to high five you through the screen. And 4chan has desensitized me enough to say this video is bullshit

They play on some baby difficulty. What a bunch of scrubs

[QUOTE=Water-Marine;40166820]I can't help but cringe at the announcer. It's like those terrible porn videos where they try to high five you through the screen. And 4chan has desensitized me enough to say this video is bullshit[/QUOTE] I've seen a fair few things in my day but I've never seen a guy in a porn try to high five me through the screen

And the Lamest Attempt At Entertaining 14-Year-Old Males Award goes to

SINFISTER: "STRAP EM ON, BOYS' Does anyone look over this script I mean what.

it's a good think they censored the word f*ck or else my mind might have been corrupted

now im just depressed [editline]5th April 2013[/editline] btw this video is still on their channel [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgfpBO4Tb5o[/media] they probably just uploaded the one in the OP early [editline]5th April 2013[/editline] btw kevin sounds like he's on coke in that interview

Mario kart and rock band. I can't take this even remotely seriously when they are trying to make it sound like HARDCORE GAYMER PAYNNNN when they play fucking mario kart and rock band.

I don't see a single bag of Doritos [b]or[/b] a bottle of Mountain Dew. They're posers, this ain't any kind of pussy hardcore gaming tournament without any fucking doritos & dew. I want my 5 minutes back.

[QUOTE=Water-Marine;40166820]I can't help but cringe at the announcer. It's like those terrible porn videos where they try to high five you through the screen. And 4chan has desensitized me enough to say this video is bullshit[/QUOTE] what porn do you watch

That was painful to watch. HAH! Get it?!

Neither the games nor the BDSM were hardcore enough to get a rise out of me.

They should put some nipple-twisting things on women that get tighter and tighter and the same for men, except put it on their balls. Now THAT would be pain.

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;40170247]They should put some nipple-twisting things on women that get tighter and tighter and the same for men, except put it on their balls. Now THAT would be pain.[/QUOTE] am i weird if i find this idea strangely arousing

[QUOTE=haloguy234;40171074]am i weird if i find this idea strangely arousing[/QUOTE] yes

They should've done this with dark souls or demon's souls.