• Man Attacks Meat Deparment of Grocery Store with Hunting Knife, Told by God to Do So
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[Quote]An Edinburgh man is behind bars facing charges after an incident inside a grocery store's meat department. Police say 28-year-old Anthony Coffman walked into the Jay C. Food Store, pulled out a hunting knife and attacked packages of hamburger, and then threw dog food onto it. When an employee tried to stop him, police say Coffman lunged at the man with the hunting knife. "He told people at the store that God had sent him there to do that. And he was trying to save young girls from the beef," said Deputy Police Chief David Lutz, Edinburgh Police. Coffman is charged with criminal criminal mischief and criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon.[/Quote] I live in this town. It's in Indiana, USA, and I know this guy, he's fucking insane. Edit: Sauce-http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=12210631
Maybe he's onto something. We should listen to him and start a religious revolution.
criminal criminal mischief? thats even more criminal than criminal mischief!
What a freak.
Everyone knows hamburgers were made by the devil
[quote]And he was trying to save [B]young girls[/B] from the beef[/quote] :tinfoil:
:cawg: I know a few nutjobs, but that just takes the cake.
I thought you meant Edinburgh as in Scotland.
Why would God tell you to 'kill' hamburgers if he controls everything in the universe and thus could easily do it himself?
Is there an Edinburgh in America too? Or is he Scottish...
Needs more medication.
that god, such a joker
God wills it
Oh, silly god from dairy. Always playing pranks on the other departments.
The fact that you just know him is pretty fucking hilarious in itself.
REPENT BEEF, REPENT. I thought God loved all, even dead cows :(
[QUOTE=Simples;21035528]REPENT BEEF, REPENT. I thought God loved all, even dead cows :([/QUOTE] The man is obviously Buddhist.
If GTA supposedly conveyed a message to attack beef to cause this, it would be harassed by anti-video game lawyers about the threat to our youth. If God conveys a message to kill beef, obviously this man is insane. Such a ripoff. Lets ban God in a few countries. For the children.
This is amazing
[QUOTE=DTkach;21035683] Such a ripoff. Lets ban God in a few countries. For the children.[/QUOTE] We're trying!
People like this make other religious people look bad
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