A dramatic reading of a Latvian A-Levels english essay. - General

[video=youtube;BepqwOMCcT4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BepqwOMCcT4[/video] The video was hastily done by me, however I have no idea who wrote that essay.

I know it's just a case of someone struggling with a second language, but fuck me if it didn't still crack me up.

[QUOTE=Paravin;35685788][video=youtube;BepqwOMCcT4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BepqwOMCcT4[/video] The video was hastily done by me, however I have no idea who wrote that essay.[/QUOTE] this makes me worry that someone has gotten hold of my old horrible german essays and it's making the rounds on krautchan

"I sometimesa wantedr tgo hlit sbome cahildren wrhen I gsee lhe smoeking."

I want to do one of these now

I want to see a scan / source of that essay. This is too golden to be true.

[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;35689153]I want to see a scan / source of that essay. This is too golden to be true.[/QUOTE] I'll provide a picture tomorrow. Sadly it will be photographed via phone camera, since I don't even have a scanner.

The music

That's a great way to use "In the House in a Heartbeat." That song just fits with so many things.

That paper literally made no sense what soever.

[QUOTE=MR-X;35694104]That paper literally made no sense what soever.[/QUOTE] "I disapprove of smoking" seems to be the general theme. Beyond that...

alcohol and grugs

That was an exam essay? Jesus christ, did that guy not go to a single english lesson in those 12 years or something?

yahres fuck i cracked up at that

[QUOTE=Paravin;35689527]Shit! I have to type it up because it doesn't exist![/QUOTE] Fixed.

My girlfriends latvian...and she doesnt speak like that!

understanding that text is a challenge itself

you werent pronouncing all the the misspellings!

[QUOTE=abcpea2;35697236]you werent pronouncing all the the misspellings![/QUOTE] "wery bad"

[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMG_18291.JPG[/img_thumb] [editline]24th April 2012[/editline] Trust me, I wouldn't have nearly enough energy to fake this! :v:

I absolutely lost it at the German part.

[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;35689153]I want to see a scan / source of that essay. This is too golden to be true.[/QUOTE] Seems like a failing grade essay. I know people who are this bad at english (though not a latvian) and these would be clearly a non pass.

[QUOTE=wraithcat;35698955]Seems like a failing grade essay. I know people who are this bad at english (though not a latvian) and these would be clearly a non pass.[/QUOTE] I doubt they could even get like 1 point from an essay like this, literally every sentence had at least one grammar mistake and almost every word had a spelling mistake.

[QUOTE=simkas;35699014]I doubt they could even get like 1 point from an essay like this, literally every sentence had at least one grammar mistake and almost every word had a spelling mistake.[/QUOTE] I don't see how this isn't any different from learning any other language. A few years back when I did my GCSE italian course my essay consisted of me trying to use animal and house words (easiest to learn) as much as possible, making up grammar, spelling and even words in some cases. I got a C/B.

A-level? Do they START from A and go up? I'm finnish and If I wrote an essay like this in the A-english in high school, my teacher would have butchered me with a rusty spoon. :v:

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;35699529]A-level? Do they START from A and go up? I'm finnish and If I wrote an essay like this in the A-english in high school, my teacher would have butchered me with a rusty spoon. :v:[/QUOTE] This is an exam essay so I think it's gonna be quite a lot worse for the guy than that.

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;35699529]A-level? Do they START from A and go up? I'm finnish and If I wrote an essay like this in the A-english in high school, my teacher would have butchered me with a rusty spoon. :v:[/QUOTE] A-levels means an exam. I, at least, think so. [editline]24th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Gubbinz96;35698881]I absolutely lost it at the German part.[/QUOTE] Our entire class started crying from laughter at that part!

[QUOTE=Zang-Pog;35686710]disaguy[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFKylgGk73I&feature=player_embedded[/media]

[QUOTE=Paravin;35698746][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMG_18291.JPG[/img_thumb] [editline]24th April 2012[/editline] Trust me, I wouldn't have nearly enough energy to fake this! :v:[/QUOTE] Holy shit.

Now the question is if the exam grader would give it extra points for being funny or negative points for cooking his or her brain.