JFK killed with poison arrow; bullet to the head had nothing to do with his death...? - Polidicks

[quote="[url=http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2010/07/15/ncbi-rofl-president-kennedys-death-a-poison-arrow-assisted-homicide/]source[/url]"]“‘President John F. Kennedy’s death was a neurotoxin-assisted homicide’ is the hypothesis of this study. A review of medical evidence demonstrates evidence of a neurotoxin-assisted homicide. The convergence of three independent actions, or the signature traits of a neurotoxin-assisted homicide- the emergence of neurological signs consistent with a neurotoxin-induced paralysis, the induction of a small neck wound consistent with a flechette-transported neurotoxin entry wound, and the execution of a coverup to eliminate neurotoxin evidence, supports this hypothesis. This review suggests, JFK’s death had all the signature traits of a neurotoxin-assisted homicide.” [/quote] :wtc: Just... :wtc: EDIT: I really hope this is satire

I knew it was ninjas.

"+/-: That isn't news +/-: at all" EDIT: Also why is Medical Hypothesis still on pubmed... BACK TO THE EDIT: It's not satire, it's Medical Hypothesis. I've shown you orac's posts on them, they let pretty much anybody submit a whacked out idea, they've got no peer review system.

[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;23420491]"+/-: That isn't news +/-: at all"[/QUOTE] Yeah, we all knew this right from the start. :downs:

So what they're trying to say is that a toxic dart was what killed him, and not necessarily the bullet? The plot thickens... But I honestly do say that seems like an interesting assassination strategy; paralysing the target before the kill. Nonetheless, kinda seems like overkill.

If an arrow killed him, then why exactly was the right side of his head blown the fuck open, as if a high caliber shattered his skull and split the skin open like a zipper?

[QUOTE=Loen;23420564]If an arrow killed him, then why exactly was the right side of his head blown the fuck open, as if a high caliber shattered his skull and split the skin open like a zipper?[/QUOTE] See my thread title and OP.

Well, like I said, maybe the dart was used to paralyse him before the sniper shot him. Either that or there were multiple assassins.

[QUOTE=WickedIcon;23420572]See my thread title and OP.[/QUOTE] Oh, assisted. My mistake. The problem with this though is that there's really no evidence of Lee Harvey Oswald having a Bow or Crossbow in his possession, and there isn't any evidence that shows there was more than one assassin or that he had connections with such people. Atleast that I know of through my research. There is clear evidence that he used an Italian Carcano bolt-action rifle, though.

[QUOTE=ironman17;23420578]Well, like I said, maybe the dart was used to paralyse him before the sniper shot him. Either that or there were multiple assassins.[/QUOTE] Because the slight turns of his head were so important in comparison to the moving vehicle he was sitting on.

JFK was killed by a small (but extremely [I]communist[/I]) nuclear blast to his temporal FREEDOM lobe.

Either that or Oswald found a way to hack real life.

The CIA killed Kennedy.

source?

[QUOTE=The mouse;23422694]source?[/QUOTE] Click "Source" in the quote.

Why would you bother killing someone with poison and then shooting them in the head when just shooting them in the head would achieve the same thing?

The guy who shot him was shooting Poison covered Bullets. Duh! @Splurgy It's incase having your brain blown out of your skull doesn't work... Scientists and researchers have too much time on their hands.

[QUOTE=Splurgy;23422777]Why would you bother killing someone with poison and then shooting them in the head when just shooting them in the head would achieve the same thing?[/QUOTE] Because if one of the things failed, you would still be sure he would be dead. That's the only explanation I can come up with.

This is awful! Now all the conspiracynuts will make up EVEN MORE FUCKING BULLSHIT!

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Huntsman with poison?

[QUOTE=Mattz333;23424881]Huntsman with poison?[/QUOTE] Polycount update.

I told you guys last time, JFK was killed by G. Knoll so he could steal the Jack Ruby.

[quote]flechette-transported neurotoxin[/quote] [IMG]http://gaygamer.net/images/hl2hunter.jpg[/IMG]

i don't think a site with such articles as "how much electricity can your penis take?" is legit.

Please people it's obvious! JFK went back in time from a completely alternate timeline and was asked by 4 strange time travelers to shoot himself! Jees. Why does everyone think it was poison darts or the shooter from the 2nd window...

So they're saying they hit him with a poison dart and then BLEW HIS BRAINS OUT TO COVER IT UP? World's most inept assassins.

yeah man when half his head was missing he didn't die it was definitely the dart that killed him What a bunch of idiots. As in, the people who made this up.

:rolleye: