Venezuelan Telenovela: Summary of retarded events in the weeks after Chavez's death

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[QUOTE][B]Henrique Capriles decides to run for president in April vote[/B]

“Nicolas,” Capriles said, speaking directly to Maduro, “I am not going to leave you an open road, friend. You will have to defeat me with votes. I am going to fight with these hands. I’ll fight for each vote.”
Capriles said the government had known that Chavez was dying and had been laying the groundwork for decisions by the Supreme Court and the electoral board that permitted Maduro to run after the populist leader’s death.

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“They’ve been lying to the Venezuelans,” Capriles said. “All this was coldly calculated, when they would hold elections, the chronogram for the whole electoral process.”
He added: “Who knows when President Chavez died? You had everything fixed.”

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[QUOTE][B]Venezuela's Maduro: Chávez's body may not be embalmed[/B]

"It may not be possible (...) it is going to be quite difficult" to embalm President Hugo Chávez's body "because the decision should have been made long before," Venezuela's acting President Nicolás Maduro warned on Wednesday, based on experts' opinion.
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[QUOTE][B]Oil minister: "I am convinced that President Chávez was assassinated"[/B]

"I am convinced that President (Hugo) Chávez was assassinated (...) We have no doubt that the commander was the target of an attack against his life," Venezuela's Oil Minister Rafael Ramírez told BBC Mundo in an interview.

Ramírez commented, "it is just a matter of establishing a team to conduct a thorough investigation." He added that there is certainty that "the imperialism (the US) and the most obscure players of the intelligence agencies (...) control technology," that is unknown so far.
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[QUOTE][B]Cuba is said to have sent 2,000 agents to lever Maduro[/B]

Cuba bet hard on the political management of President Hugo Chávez's illness. Now, it is devoted to make the election benefit Venezuelan acting President Nicolás Maduro. In addition to some 46,000 Cuban cooperators who officially reside in Venezuela, all of them have the mission to ensure the Chavista revolution.

Havana has commissioned a detachment for election monitoring, estimated at 2,500 troops, as appears from the intelligence reports from Cuba.

"We are here to ratify our dedication; yes, so far we have given it all; now, we are ready to give even our lives, our blood, if necessary, for this revolution," Roberto López, the head of the Cuban missions in Venezuela, proclaimed last week, when such a representation paid tribute to the body of President Chávez, quoted Spanish daily ABC.es.
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[QUOTE][B]Venezuela Says U.S. Plans To Kill Capriles, Maduro Accused Of Homophobic Slur[/B]

Venezuela's acting president said on Wednesday that "far right" figures in the United States were plotting to kill opposition leader Henrique Capriles in an increasingly volatile atmosphere ahead of an April 14 election.

Accusations are flying and emotions are running high in the South American OPEC nation of 29 million people since the death last week of former socialist leader Hugo Chavez.

"We have detected plans by the far right, linked to the groups of (former Bush administration officials) Roger Noriega and Otto Reich, to make an attempt against the opposition presidential candidate," Nicolas Maduro said.

[B]Gay slurs[/B]

Venezuela's acrimonious election campaign was further stirred by remarks from Maduro that were widely perceived as a homophobic slur against Capriles.

Capriles, 40, was the target of racial and sexual innuendoes by Chavez's supporters throughout last year's presidential race: one cartoon shown on state media depicted him in pink shorts with a Nazi swastika on one arm, despite Capriles being of jewish descendence.

"I do have a wife, you know? I do like women!" Maduro told a rally. He has also called Capriles "a little princess."
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All sources: [url]http://www.eluniversal.com/english/[/url]
You think you have reasons to feel ashamed of your country?! Think again, motherfucker. :suicide:

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it's like a really tiny version of what happens when Dear Leader dies in NK

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[QUOTE=cccritical;39912378]it's like a really tiny version of what happens when Dear Leader dies in NK[/QUOTE]

When Dear Leader dies in NK, entire nation is [b]forced[/b] to cry in sorrow. Nothing can beat that, ever.