I'm pretty sure we [I]all[/I] have a couple things we don't like about being stoned, but accept.
For me, these things are..
Munchies ('Cause I get real fat for a few days after I munch out, but it tastes so good !!!)
Twitching (When sitting still, especially if you're talking to ladies and you get a big neck twitch or something)
Tiredness (Offset by Fitness and Gym classes or exercising beforehand/during being high)
About 1/10 times you get so high you actually are mentally handicapped to the people around you and take a while to understand things and might make yourself look silly(It's embarassing and akward but I love it)
Fucks with my voice - I get high and if the smoke is too hot or i smoke too much, makes me sound like Morgan Freeman and people who don't know me think i'm lowering my voice to sound cool..
Makes me crave a cigarette.
[QUOTE=BnevolntElefant;20421748]I'm pretty sure we [I]all[/I] have a couple things we don't like about being stoned, but accept.
For me, these things are..
Munchies ('Cause I get real fat for a few days after I munch out, but it tastes so good !!!) - [b]Love 'em. Food tastes like God and I need to gain weight anyway.[/b]
Twitching (When sitting still, especially if you're talking to ladies and you get a big neck twitch or something) - [b]Agreed - I thought I was the only one who got this. I think it's mostly in my head though.[/b]
Tiredness (Offset by Fitness and Gym classes or exercising beforehand/during being high) - [b]It's more relaxation than tiredness, I quite enjoy it personally, but I can see your plight.[/b]
About 1/10 times you get so high you actually are mentally handicapped to the people around you and take a while to understand things and might make yourself look silly(It's embarassing and akward but I love it) - [b]The solution is to only get as high as the people around you![/b]
Fucks with my voice - I get high and if the smoke is too hot or i smoke too much, makes me sound like Morgan Freeman and people who don't know me think i'm lowering my voice to sound cool.. - [b]My voice sounds different too, or maybe it's just my perception. I'd say this is a rather amusing effect.[/b]
Makes me crave a cigarette. - [b]I only crave ciggies on Alcohol (<3 Menthol) or Mephedrone. I'm not addicted so it's more of a novelty thing[/b][/QUOTE]
Things I don't enjoy when I'm high are mainly when people get aggressive because they've been drinking. Takes me out of my happy place. I hate confrontations when I'm high.
wavy hair syndrome. its where my face gets really sensitive to my hair, which is quite long, and itches like fuck whenever my hair touches it.
Also when im high strands of my hair always seem to tickle the front of my nose especailly.
solution: hair tie.
I get quiet (as in less social) and talk really deliberately and a bit loudly, like "This Is A Really Enjoyable High I'm Experiancing."
I hate talking like that but it's all that comes out.
When I get pasties i find it hard to pronounce things, so I tend not to talk, or sound like an idiot when I do.
And what I mean by getting to the mental handicap point of high, is for example, getting high and going to gym class and mostly forgetting how to play.
When I get tired at the end of a high. This is great for sleep aid but horrible for when you're smoking in the middle of the day with friends. I've found myself half-asleep numerous times when munching with friends at a pizzeria or something.
Solution: Stimulants :V Honestly, I have no idea. I'm going to try coffee next time I'm smoking (I've never actually tried a stimulant, including coffee, when high)
Paranoia. Although I don't get that as much any more, I'm still easily paranoid and my heart starts to rush when my parents knock on my door telling me it's food or something.
Solution: Be around people when high more often. I used to be really paranoid around people when high since I usually just smoked alone in my room, or alone with a friend. Now I've started to become more social when high and the paranoia is almost completely gone. You just have to adapt.
Other than that, everything in a high is perfect. I love it when I'm mentally handicapped, get munchies like I've never eaten before e.t.c.
Your muscles twitch when your brain is tired and your muscles are very relaxed.
Basically, to avoid twitching, avoid becoming relaxed. But why would you want to not be relaxed?
Cotton Mouth, always get it, every single time. I just have to drink a bit more often than normal.
Muchies, don't like how I'll eat anything and everything. Solution? Duct tape.
Hair, seeing as i have long hair, it often gets in my face or irritates my skin.
Chinese eyes
twitching is a big problem for me for some reason. sometimes it escalates to full-blown shaking. happened once while I was trying to order an angus burger from mcdonalds. just stood in front of the cashier and basically vibrated in place while I tried to order. it didn't help that my eyes were really red.
I think the problem is I don't seem to notice that I'm doing it until I've been doing it for a good few minutes or somebody calls me out on it.
[QUOTE=BnevolntElefant;20421748]
Fucks with my voice - I get high and if the smoke is too hot or i smoke too much, makes me sound like Morgan Freeman and people who don't know me think i'm lowering my voice to sound cool..[/QUOTE]
I have a deep voice but when I'm stoned my voice gets high pitched.
the one thing I hate most about getting baked is that it really makes me anti-social.
thizz seems to help with that.
how does weed make you guys anti-social? I'm the life of the party while high. It totally makes me more social and I just lose all inhibitions to socializing
It makes me less social too.
I'm not sure why, a couple years ago i was the most outgoing person in the world. Now, even when I'm sober, i barely speak up.
I don't like the head pressure I get on the comedown.
Other than that. MJ is great!
Sometimes I get extreme paranoia - no solution really I just try to get outside take my mind off things
Munchies - doesn't really bother me other than I will scarf down a weeks worth of food in one sitting leading to some of the most intense toilet sessions i've ever had.
I get really spacey - its gets really hard to talk to people and its impossible to hold a conversation on the phone, and there really is no stopping this because it happens everytime I get really baked
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. :350:
Cottonmouth - Water.
Munchies - I love the munchies when I have tons and tons of food to eat. But being high on an empty stomach sucks. :<
My Voice - I can't speak right. I sound too quiet and I can't even control it.
Laughing Fits - Me and a couple of friends playing that Silent Hill map on Left 4 Dead. Friend goes for pills and falls to his death because it's a trap. My friends get a good laugh and move along. I keep laughing as I'm in the same spot with a Hunter tearing my insides out and nobody close by to save me. I can't come up with a solution to this one. Everything is just too funny.
[QUOTE=BnevolntElefant;20421748]Fucks with my voice - I get high and if the smoke is too hot or i smoke too much, makes me sound like Morgan Freeman and people who don't know me think i'm lowering my voice to sound cool..
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AHAHAHHA This. This is pretty much how friends identify me as stoned... I start sounding like Leonard Cohen and I'm not sure if it's in my head or I'm actually unconsciously lowering my voice.
I'm not the most social person normally and I find weed doesn't help with that, but alcohol does.
One thing I hate about weed is that sometimes I don't think 2 hours ahead and forget that I have to do stuff. And if that stuff involves driving, I basically have to bail on it which can piss people off if I do it a lot.
When I get high, I don't like to go to "public" places. It's an initial fear.. IE I will be terrified to go into a gas station, but once I'm actually inside I'm fine with it.
Also, I get a compulsion to put eyedrops in when i'm high.. I go through a bottle of eyedrops in like 2-2 1/2 weeks tops.
EDIT: Although I dislike these "symptoms", I choose to embrace them, because it's probably one of the only reasons I haven't been arrested. Paranoia is power!
Cottonmouth is always a bitch if I forget to buy a drink. My eyes can get very dry as well.
I tend to over-analyze things, or figure out things that I shouldn't. So I'll be sitting there watching a tv show, and figure out how it's going to end in like, 3 minutes. Or my roommate will tell me a story or just talk to me, and I'll think in my head "Why is he saying this, must mean that he's trying to do this this and this." The time I got the most baked, I sat in the basement for half an hour explaining to my sister why the universe is the way it is, and how everybody got here, and why Earth will eventually die. It was crazy, and I ended up scaring myself because I couldn't stop thinking about it.
But I think its fun too, so no reason to change it.
[QUOTE=Toshinden;20426472]
Laughing Fits - Me and a couple of friends playing that Silent Hill map on Left 4 Dead. Friend goes for pills and falls to his death because it's a trap. My friends get a good laugh and move along. I keep laughing as I'm in the same spot with a Hunter tearing my insides out and nobody close by to save me. I can't come up with a solution to this one. Everything is just too funny.[/QUOTE]
This is the best part about being high. One person starts laughing, then everyone is uncontrollably. It's awesome.
No one said paranoia?
IF WEED MAKES YOU AN INTROVERT SOCIAL SHUTIN, WHY WOULD D YOU USE IT LOSER?
look at me i like being an anti social loser?
i seriously do not understand how some of you fucks operate. there are some small cons to smoking weed cotton mouth chink eyes orthe munchies but if youre becoming an anti social fuck stop using it you goddamn addict.
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[QUOTE=Gene$tarwind;20432447]IF WEED MAKES YOU AN INTROVERT SOCIAL SHUTIN, WHY WOULD D YOU USE IT LOSER?
look at me i like being an anti social loser?
i seriously do not understand how some of you fucks operate. there are some small cons to smoking weed cotton mouth chink eyes orthe munchies but if youre becoming an anti social fuck stop using it you goddamn addict.[/QUOTE]
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You're like Stayblazed except instead of being smart, you're dumb as fuck, baaaaad combination.
so mr fucking genius explain to me how getting high and becoming anti social is a positive thing.
The introverted effect only lasts for the duration of the high, as he's too interested in his own thoughts. That's not being anti-social, and who says being anti-social is a bad thing? Live your life the way you want to.
So wait... who the fuck becomes an introvert when they get high? That seems kind of strange...
I mean, I don't become as outgoing as I do with alcohol, but it still gets me outside my bubble.
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