Airport Scanners too strong, Reveal a TSA workers penis who goes crazy after jokes
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Perhaps the new airport body scanners are a bit too revealing.
A TSA worker in Miami was arrested for aggravated battery after police say he attacked a colleague who'd made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session.
Rolando Negrin, 44, was busted for assault after things got ugly at Miami International Airport between Negrin and some of his fellow Transportation Security Administration workers on Tuesday.
Sources say Negrin stepped into the machine during the training session and became embarrassed and angry when a supervisor started cracking jokes about his manhood, made visible by the new machine.[/quote]
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If you've got something to hide, don't fly.
late by a couple of days.
They'd have to get two scanners to scan me [I] completely[/I], if you know what I mean.
[editline]07:36PM[/editline]
Alright, I was exaggerating, here's a real picture of me at the scanner
[IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/a2yb2g.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;21860613]They'd have to get two scanners to scan me [I] completely[/I], if you know what I mean.
[editline]07:36PM[/editline]
Alright, I was exaggerating, here's a real picture of me at the scanner
[IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/a2yb2g.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
It looks like you're smuggling mailbox in a sock.
It also appears your tissue and veins are gone, along with the muscles, I believe you'll die in a few hours since you fucked an artery or two.
[QUOTE=Obama Yo Momma;21860960]It looks like you're smuggling mailbox in a sock.[/QUOTE]
Relax, the feeling of envy is only natural.
I hope a hot chick comes to check the scanner.
She would be all like "AMAZING!"
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:v:
