[quote]According to a suspiciously brief newswire report, 24 year-old Briton Amanda Flowers has become a "sex addict" after falling off her Wii Fit board. It seems that, courtesy of the fall, she's developed a condition called persistent sexual arousal syndrome (which, we'll have you know, [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent_genital_arousal_disorder"]is a real thing[/URL]). Now any time Amanda is around anything vibrating or pulsing, like a mobile phone or blender, she becomes, well, aroused.
"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body", she says of the onset of an "attack". "Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm".
Provided this is real (it's all a bit "bwah?"), that's a bit of a double-edged sword for poor Amanda. On the one hand, she went from playing Wii Fit to developing a serious condition. On the other, most people that fall off things and get [I]hurt[/I], not a bunch of unprovoked orgasms.[/quote]
Suddenly, sales of Wii fit sky rocket as men buy it for their wives and girlfriends.
source: [url]http://kotaku.com/5516743/woman-falls-off-wii-fit-becomes-a-sex-addict[/url]
I'm sure having unprovoked orgasms doing everyday things would get annoying.
Eventually.
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;21345436]I'm sure having unprovoked orgasms doing everyday things would get annoying.
Eventually.[/QUOTE]
It does very quickly, it's exhausting.
It'll probably help her lose more weight than a wii fit at least.
It's not an actual condition. It's just a dildogeist and every time she does something out of the normal, PLUNGE.
Hot.
She's just hurtin' for a squirtin'
:geno:
Seriously how the FUCK would you get something like that from FALLING on the ground?
Really that's just .. uh.. :byodood:
Woah, better watch out. I might fall and get orgasms EVERYWHERE!
[QUOTE=GeneralFredrik;21346170]Woah, better watch out. I might fall and get orgasms EVERYWHERE![/QUOTE]
Fall on me :q:
[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;21346206]Fall on me :q:[/QUOTE]
You aren't that hard as the floor. So BLARGH on you! Harr harr!
Nothing good like this ever happens to me. :<
Is she hot?
brb jumping off of wii fit
We must know where she lives and/or hangs out, for... Uhm... Research...
What if her phone is on Vibrate?
[QUOTE=Zenpod;21346550]What if her phone is on Vibrate?[/QUOTE]
Read OP
[QUOTE=Zenpod;21346550]What if her phone is on Vibrate?[/QUOTE]
*vrrrrr*
Girl: "Oh God, yes, OH GOD OH FUUUUCK....ahhh"
Someone else: "Are you alright?"
Girl: "Yeah I just got a text message"
brb setting up my Wii fit ready for my girlfriend :smug:
[QUOTE=rosthouse;21345981]:geno:
Seriously how the FUCK would you get something like that from FALLING on the ground?
Really that's just .. uh.. :byodood:[/QUOTE]
because she hit her head.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent_genital_arousal_disorder[/url]
As Kenny'd put it:
[quote=Kenny]Wohoo[/quote]
That must be pretty annoying, but is she now trying to sue Nintendo or what ?
edit; wait, aren't women good at faking orgasms? :/
She's lying and I wish she'd just come to her senses and tell the truth.
Goddamn if she visits she's using the blender :smug:
This will give a whole other meaning to the phrase "Phone sex" for her.
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Or blender sex :ohdear:
what a lucky person
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;21348862]what a lucky person[/QUOTE]
Orgasming because of pretty much anything is not lucky.
Reminds me of some film i watched where a woman got sexually arroused over everything,
brb getting film title (had that dude from jackass on)
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A dirty shame
[quote]In the suburb of Hartford Road, the middle-age Sylvia Stickles is a sexually repressed woman that hates sex. She refuses to have sex with her husband Vaughn Stickles and locks her daughter with huge breasts and night-club dancer Caprice Stickles in her room, since she is in probation for moral attempt. Sylvia together with her mother Big Ethel lead a group that self-entitles neuter and promotes a decency rally. Sylvia accidentally hits her head on the floor, changes her sexual behavior and follows the sex addicted and sexual healer Ray Ray Perkins, becoming his twelfth apostle of sex in a journey of pleasure and orgasm[/quote]
[url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365125/plotsummary[/url]
Lets slam ourselves against the floor!
[QUOTE=PelPix123;21349417] but it's possible that she was just so fat that, when she fell, it hit the area of the nerve with the force of a minor crash.[/QUOTE]
Oh lol
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