[quote]STRATFORD -- A 41-year-old man was arrested after appearing for a dental appointment without a lick of clothing, police said.
Christopher Hoff, of Masarik Avenue, was naked -- and five days late -- when he showed up for a Monday appointment at Optimus Dental on Honeyspot Road. He was charged with two counts of disorderly conduct and one count each of public indecency and failure to comply with fingerprinting. He is being held in lieu of $10,000 bond.
When Hoff entered the dental office completely naked Monday afternoon, the startled female receptionist began screaming, police said. He ran from the office, police said, onto Honeyspot Road.
When officers arrived a short time later, several people pointed out the direction in which the "naked guy" had run.
Officers later went to Hoff's home where he answered the door dressed in blue shorts. While he admitted being a patient of the dental practice, he claimed he had been home sleeping all day, police said.
They said they drove him back to the dental office where the receptionist identified him.
"She recognized him immediately -- his eyes are very blue and he has a good tan," the woman told officers, according to the police report.
While in custody, police said Hoff refused to be fingerprinted.[/quote]
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"I'M HERE FOR MY APPOINTMENT!"
I bet it was [URL=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=16073920]Dan2593[/url].
my thoughts exactly
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"...and he has a good tan"
Haha she loved it
I'm sorry, I couldn't take the article seriously, not that it was very serious, after seeing "Optimus Dental".
He must have mistaken cavity search for the other one.
[quote]Christopher Hoff, of Masarik Avenue, was naked -- and five days late[/quote]
lol'd so hard
naked AND late?
She wasn't screming from fright if you know what I mean ;) ;)
What the shit?
$10,000 for being naked? come on
Something tells me this guy was high or something.
[QUOTE=Master117;16074218]He must have mistaken cavity search for the other one.[/QUOTE]
Oh god, you just made my day
[QUOTE=Master117;16074218]He must have mistaken cavity search for the other one.[/QUOTE]
I love you
[quote] without a lick of clothing, [/quote]
Couldn't they put that a better way?
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