Help donate to Picnicface's first feature film: Roller Town
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We all know who Picnicface is, the comedy troupe who created classics like Powerthirst and other hilarious videos. Well, they posted a video of them announcing they are making their first feature film called "Roller Town". Since they're probably not funded well, their asking for donations and how much you donate will have perks to it. This video will explain
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Also, here is the trailer for the movie.
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Here is a full list of perks for how much you donate
$1
We will email you an autographed picture of Mark’s dick totally covered in jeans
OR We will email you a picture of Evany and Cheryl kissing (a puppy)
$5
We will take a picture of us holding a sign saying whatever you want and post it to our Flickr account ([url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/8462553@N08/[/url])
$10
We will write you an original poem and email it to you and anyone else you want on your behalf
OR Bill will send you swan made from a page of the bible. He will take all the hell responsibility for the ripping while you enjoy all be benefits of owning a bible swan
$20
Your name will be on the credit roll at the end of the movie, accompanied by any title for yourself that does not already exist (for example you can’t be “Key Grip” but you can be “Key Shark Puncher”)
$25
Brian will email you a picture of him wearing you as a hat (please email your picture with request to [email]rollertownthemovie@gmail.com[/email])
$30
Cheryl will make you a one of a kind piece of “art” (term used loosely).
$50
Mark will make a short sexy rap song about you*
OR Cheryl or Andy will invent a new dance move and name it after you*
OR You can put Evany as a reference on your resume and she will give you a glowing recommendation
OR Bill will perform a personalized blessing ceremony for you or a loved one and send you the ensuing magic JuJu power bag for your protection*
$75
Andy will write you a one-page short story about you in the genre of your choosing
$100
We will shout any one sentence you want on a public street corner*
OR Bill will give you a guided video tour of any location in Halifax*
$200
Kyle will write a song for you about a horse*
$250
We will preach whatever gospel you invent on a public street corner*
OR Cheryl will write your name on a small flag, claim Evany’s cleavage as your sovereign territory, and send you a picture
$300
Bill will insult a herd of cows with a list of insults provided by you*
$500
We will film us performing any sketch you write*
OR Cheryl will let a stranger spit into her mouth*
OR Evany will record an a cappella version of any album you choose*
OR Cheryl will recreate the finale of Carrie using real pig’s blood*
$1000
We will put a picture of you in the movie somewhere
OR Andy will roll around in a cake of your choosing in his underwear*
$2000
We will have a picture of you come up in the credit roll saying that you died heroically during the making of the movie doing a crazy stunt
$3000
Brian will fight a female boxer with your name written on his back*
$5000
We will give a character in the movie your name
$10,000
You can appear in the film and say a line
OR Andy will study your behaviour for a day and then pretend to be you*
$20,000
Picnicface will streak through any establishment of your choosing*
$50,000
Evany will personally film a shot-for-shot recreation of Tales From The Crypt: Demon Night*
$100,000
You can die onscreen in the movie
$250,000
You can choose any two members of the troupe, and they will get married. Legally. You can come to the ceremony if you want.*
$500,000
Mark Little will change his middle name to your full name
It will only be funny for a few minutes, the rest will just feel like they're trying too hard.
Oh and I can't wait for people to realize that Picnicface will be making money off of people's donations and the things they give in return for their money are nowhere close to being worth the money itself.
Who are these people? :byodood:
Defiantly not worth my $1.
Guess picnicface is streaking through Luigi's pizza. :smug:
I live in the same province as them :razz:
that movie looks awful
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they're trying way too hard
the only funny part was the double dicker
and that's because the old dude is an okay actor by the looks of it the rest of it is just way too campy
like there's campy (bad)
really campy (good in a terrible way a la black dynamite)
and stupidly campy (bad; this)
[quote]OR Andy will study your behaviour for a day and then pretend to be you*[/quote]
Tempting.
that girl is fucking adorable
DAMN
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