Awful Vietnamese to English translation of Pokemon Crystal
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As it says in the title. This is a LP of a bootleg version of Crystal. I think it's actually translated from a Chinese version into Vietnamese and then to English, or something like that. Thought it was worth sharing.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ_bhwCgtXg&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=SP197CF501757AB521[/media]
(This is the first part obviously. AFAIK they're still making them, there's like forty parts to this one.)
I keep the sound off because I hate horrible voiceovers in american accents, but I guess that wouldn't be a problem for most people.
Examples of bizarre translations:
[b]REMEMBER HOW TO USE PHONE?
INSERT THE PIN OF XIUCI, SELECT THE HOLY FIGURE, OK?
EGGIE GAIN MAGICAL EGG FROM GRANDFATHER
EGGIE! ODD EGG
POCKET FUCK
SEA'S MAN ALWAYS LIKE TO FIGHT ~battle~
ATTACK WITH NUGGEL
WANT TO SIT ON THE BIRD ELF
BUT I WAS AFRAIDED BY THE GHOST[/B]
And my favorite recurring phrase -
[img]http://i.imgur.com/JIB0m.jpg[/img]
Odd egg pocket fuck - brazzers.com
Thanks sharing post interesting fuck.
volcano bakemeat
Yeah I remember a lets play of this a while ago
[URL=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1072649-My-Pokemon-Vietnamese-Walkthrough-Games-have-never-been-translated-this-bad.]Ahh, here it is.[/URL]
This is so entertaining.
"Volcanobake"
I remember this from a few months ago. So gold.
I'm Vietnamese and I'm assuming that the translation is just off because of the grammar. Vietnamese grammar is generally flipped flopped. So 'your house' is in Vietnamese direct translation 'house your.' The more you know.
a+ series would watch again
bag fuck
Hahaha I remember buying something like this, only it was Pokemon Emerald.
Same shitty translation. As a matter of fact there was one NPC who spoke entirely in symbols.
Still playable though. Think I almost got to Rayquaza, then I got a legit copy and played that instead.
I have this on my phone.
bluh these playthroughs are all the same shit
they always make the same jokes
scraah
[B]WANT TO SIT ON THE BIRD ELF[/B]
I'm in part 8 and I still piss myself laughing at "Go Away"
incredibly late
I think volcano bakemeat is a much better name for cinnabar volcano burger though
Hugeball bag fuck.
I hope i'm not the only one worried that you got drugs from the assistant. I think the translators were dropping acid when they were making this game.
Fucking hilarious.
THEN GIVE ME IT FIRST
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;32363824]bluh these playthroughs are all the same shit
they always make the same jokes[/QUOTE]
Mute the fuckers :v:
Also @ all the clocks, I didn't claim to be the one to find this, just wanted to share it with everyone who hasn't seen it already
GO TO THE ELF'S WORLD
WELCOME!
EVERYONE CALL ME ELF MONSTER
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