The Hero of Time, Or, How to Rape Legend of Zelda the Fan Movie

[Mr. Scorpio]

[url]http://venturemarket.tv/video/Zelda-Movie-The-Hero-of-Time/theater#theater_title[/url]

Lady and gentlemen, let me present to you the black hole of nerdy awkward over acting and horrible forced writing that is, Hero of Time. A Legend of Zelda fan movie.

Let that sink in.

If thou art brave enough, watch this parade of shame and failure. Know only that your mind, your body, and your soul shall suffer for it.

[Sackboy]

this is so damn cheesy

[Dclone2]

First minute and a half and this isn't bad so far.

[editline]24th November 2010[/editline]

Ok this is getting kinda drawn out and pretty cheesy pretty fast.

[Jorori]

[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;26258513]let me present to you the black hole of nerdy awkward over acting and horrible forced writing that is, Hero of Time. A Legend of Zelda fan movie.[/QUOTE]
You haven't seen the FMV scenes from the CD-I games, don't you?

[Dclone2]

Yea nevermind this is terrible

[Mr. Scorpio]

Malon's sister gets raped by ganondorfs soldiers btw

[editline]24th November 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=Jorori;26259397]You haven't seen the FMV scenes from the CD-I games, don't you?[/QUOTE]

The actors in that were better than these ones.

At least they could emote, however gay it was.

These people manage to be more annoying and equally gay.

[Diet Kane]

The gorons are just Asian people

what the fuck

[KnightLight]

[QUOTE=Diet Kane;26260976]The gorons are just Asian people

what the fuck[/QUOTE]

There's only one asian person. What the fuck.

Also, "Sage of Darkness" Is a much better Zelda fan movie. They had nowhere near the same budget, but they actually had good actors and a really good story.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_Xvo_fWrn4[/media]

[superdinoman]

I just finished watching this movie.

I need some time to collect my thoughts on how I should live the rest of my life.

[Mr. Scorpio]

[QUOTE=superdinoman;26262790]I just finished watching this movie.

I need some time to collect my thoughts on how I should live the rest of my life.[/QUOTE]

I feel your pain.

[Kagrs]

Around 19 minutes in, when they stand by the bridge, the awkward acting got to me and I had to stop.

[Mr. Scorpio]

[QUOTE=Kagrs;26263627]Around 19 minutes in, when they stand by the bridge, the awkward acting got to me and I had to stop.[/QUOTE]

but you didn't even get to see Link get raped by Din

[KnightLight]

Oh, yeah...the fire sage was the ONLY good part of "Hero of Time". She was hot.

[Dustinm16]

I can bear watching cause I feel embarrassed...

[KnightLight]

SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS.

Go watch "Sage of Darkness" Instead.

[Cluckyx]

Going to watch this tonight in bed. See if I can give myself some awkward nightmares.