:siren: there will be no anti-semitism here :siren:
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[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler[/URL]
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[B]Adolf Hitler[/B] (20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was an [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austria"]Austrian[/URL]-born [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_people"]German[/URL] politician and the leader of the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Party"]National Socialist German Workers Party[/URL] ([URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_language"]German[/URL]: [I]Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei[/I], abbreviated NSDAP), commonly known as the Nazi Party. He was the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totalitarian"]totalitarian[/URL] leader of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germany"]Germany[/URL] from 1933 to 1945, serving as [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chancellor_of_Germany#Chancellor_of_the_Third_Reich_.281933.E2.80.931945.29"]chancellor[/URL] from 1933 to 1945 and as [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_of_state"]head of state[/URL] ([I][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%BChrer"]Führer und Reichskanzler[/URL][/I]) from 1934 to 1945.
A decorated veteran of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_I"]World War I[/URL], Hitler joined the Nazi Party (DAP) in 1919 and became leader of NSDAP in 1921. Following his imprisonment after a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_Hall_Putsch"]failed coup[/URL] in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bavaria"]Bavaria[/URL] in 1923, he gained support by promoting [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Germanism"]German nationalism[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-semitism"]anti-semitism[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-capitalism"]anti-capitalism[/URL], and [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-communism"]anti-communism[/URL] with [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charismatic_authority"]charismatic[/URL] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oratory"]oratory[/URL] and [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_propaganda"]propaganda[/URL]. He was appointed chancellor in 1933, and quickly transformed the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weimar_Republic"]Weimar Republic[/URL] into the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Germany"]Third Reich[/URL], a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single-party_state"]single-party[/URL] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dictatorship"]dictatorship[/URL] based on the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totalitarianism"]totalitarian[/URL] and [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autocratic"]autocratic[/URL] ideals of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazism"]national socialism[/URL].
Hitler ultimately wanted to establish a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Order_%28political_system%29"]New Order[/URL] of absolute Nazi German [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hegemony"]hegemony[/URL] in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe"]Europe[/URL]. To achieve this, he pursued a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_policy"]foreign policy[/URL] with the declared goal of seizing [I][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensraum"]Lebensraum[/URL][/I] ("living space") for the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazism_and_race"]Aryan people[/URL]; directing the resources of the state towards this goal. This included the rearmament of Germany, which culminated in 1939 when the [I][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wehrmacht"]Wehrmacht[/URL][/I] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Poland_%281939%29"]invaded Poland[/URL]. In response, the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom"]United Kingdom[/URL] and [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France"]France[/URL] declared war against Germany, leading to the outbreak of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II"]World War II[/URL] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Theatre_of_World_War_II"]in Europe[/URL].
Within three years, Germany and the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axis_powers"]Axis powers[/URL] had occupied most of Europe, and most of [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Africa"]Northern Africa[/URL], [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Asia"]East[/URL] and [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southeast_Asia"]Southeast Asia[/URL] and the Pacific Ocean. However, with the reversal of the Nazi invasion of the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Union"]Soviet Union[/URL], the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allies_of_World_War_II"]Allies[/URL] gained the upper hand from 1942 onwards. By 1945, Allied armies had invaded German-held Europe from all sides. Nazi forces engaged in numerous violent acts during the war, including the systematic murder of as many as 17 million civilians, an estimated six million of whom were [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jew"]Jews[/URL] targeted in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holocaust"]the Holocaust[/URL].
In the final days of the war, at the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_Berlin"]fall of Berlin[/URL] in 1945, Hitler married his long-time mistress [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Braun"]Eva Braun[/URL] and, to avoid capture by Soviet forces less than two days later, the two [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Adolf_Hitler"]committed suicide[/URL].
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Fun facts:
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Hitler was a vegetarian.
Hitler had a dog
Hitler was a bad guy
Hitler loved sexy parties
HITLER WAS NOT A JEW FUCK OFF
Hitler never allows anyone to see him while he is naked or bathing. He refuses to use cologne or scents of any sort on his body
No matter how warm he feels, Hitler will never take off his coat in public
In 1923, Nazi press secretary Dr. Sedgwick tried to convince Hitler to get rid of his trademark mustache or grow it normally. Hitler answered: "Do not worry about my mustache. If it is not the fashion now, it will be later because I wear it!"
While dining with the others, Hitler will allow the conversation to linger on general topics, but after a couple of hours he will inevitably begin one of his many monologues. These speeches are flawless from start to finish because he rehearses them any time he gets a moment.
His favorite topics include: "When I was a soldier," "When I was in Vienna," "When I was in prison," and "When I was the leader in the early days of the party."
If Hitler begins speaking about Wagner and the opera, no one dares interrupt him. He will often sermonize on this topic until his audience falls asleep.
Hitler has no interest in sports or games of any kind and never exercised, except for an occasional walk.
He paces frequently inside rooms, always to the same tune that he whistles to himself and always diagonally across the room, from corner to corner
Hitler’s handwriting is impeccable. When famous psychologist Carl Jung saw Hitler’s handwriting in 1937, he remarked: "Behind this handwriting I recognize the typical characteristics of a man with essentially feminine instinct."
Hitler loves the circus. He takes real pleasure in the idea that underpaid performers are risking their lives to please him.
He went to the circus on several occasions in 1933 and sent extremely expensive chocolates and flowers to the female performers. Hitler even remembered their names and would worry about them and their families in the event of an accident.
He isn’t interested in wild animal acts, unless there is a woman in danger
Nearly every night Hitler will see a movie in his private theatre, mainly foreign films that are banned to the German public. He loves comedies and will often laugh merrily at Jewish comedians. Hitler even liked a few Jewish singers, but after hearing them he would remark that it was too bad he or she wasn’t Aryan.
Hitler staff secretly made films for him of torture and execution of political prisoners, which he very much enjoyed viewing. His executive assistants also secured pornographic pictures and movies for him.
He loves newsreels – especially when he is in them.
He adores gypsy music, Wagner’s operas, and especially American college football marches and alma maters.
To excite the masses, he also uses American College football-style music during his speeches. His rallying cry – "Sieg Heil!" – was even modeled after the cheering techniques used by American football cheerleaders.[/release]
So, as you can see, hitler was a player, a pansy, and a p. cool guy.
I want that Nazi cock.
I don't like Hitler
The Nazis are bringing him back to life.
"Your subs sunk long ago"
Yay Hitler!
(im optimistic) :buddy:
A hitler thread is a bad idea.
A Suttles thread tho...
:smug:
What the fuck is your avatar boy?
haha what is this? I thought you were joking.
Apparently not.
Hitler was a dumbass who decided to attack Russia and split his army.
[QUOTE=McNab;20654863]What the fuck is your avatar boy?[/QUOTE]
Pyro kissing spy.
Hitler had a dog in WW1. It got killed in a gas attack.
He got bombed repeatedly. In WW1, he was the only survivor of a bomb, all his mates getting shredded by shrapnel. He then survived a gas attack.
When he came to political power he went to visit a town hall, and it got bombed. However, he was twenty minutes late. Operation Valkyrie.
It was lucky he took his own life; I don't think we could have killed him. The German population even believed that the wall with his portrait on would remain standing even if the house was demolished in a raid.
He banned fox hunting and instigated Jew hunting, and stated that lobsters must be killed in a more humane manner than dropping them in boiling water.
His anti-semitism is actually justifiable. His first boss was a Jew, who sacked him after a few weeks. Same thing happened to his dad, who was a raging, abusive alcoholic. Everywehre he looked, Jews were doing well in Germany whilst the Germans were in poverty, and he reckoned the Jews had a lot to do with the Treaty of Versailles.
At the end of WW1, he shaved his moustache down to it's characteristic size and refused to grow it until Germany was great again.
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Due to the aforementioned bomb attacks, Hitler's (left, I believe) hand developed a tremor. Because of this, you will never see a photo of him in public with that hand in front.
I think Jewdozer should be more suited for making a Hitler Megathread.
Mcnab. No.
Hitler was a gay jew it's true.
I rhyme like optimus prime.
Hitler loved sexy parties
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[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;20654916]Hitler was a gay jew it's true.
I rhyme like optimus prime.[/QUOTE]
I find this post sublime
Optomus prime rhymes like limes...
bitch.
[QUOTE=McNab;20654948]Optomus prime rhymes like limes...
bitch.[/QUOTE]
:damn:
[QUOTE=RichyZ;20654950]"Hitler was a vegetarian."
only reason why i hate him[/QUOTE]
Yup. Definitely not the holocaust, world war two, or ruining the charlie chaplin stache.
You can still buy some Hitler's paintings for some fortune. He married Eva Braun on his last day, in bunker. Supposedly they both took cyanide pills and their bodies were burned.
He may be alive now, because his skull in Moscow is fake, it's a women's. None knows...
[quote]Hitler has no interest in sports or games of any kind and never exercised, except for an occasional walk.[/quote]Describes me perfectly.
Was Hitler a sedentary gamer in disguise?
[QUOTE=Shiferius;20655015]You can still buy some Hitler's paintings for some fortune. He married Eva Braun on his last day, in bunker. Supposedly they both took cyanide pills and their bodies were burned.
[B]He may be alive now[/B], because his skull in Moscow is fake, it's a women's. None knows...[/QUOTE]
No, he was in his 60's when he commit suicide, and that was 70 years ago
Hitler is my fucking idol. I love him so damn much.
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;20655040]Describes me perfectly.
Was Hitler a sedentary gamer in disguise?[/QUOTE]
He fuckin loved that pong
[QUOTE=Conro101;20655087]Hitler is my fucking idol. I love him so damn much.[/QUOTE]
Gold post of the year?
I love hitler man, hitler is fucking cool.
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