Dog the Bounty Hunter vows to find War Machine and bring him to justice - Polidicks

[URL="http://www.mmamania.com/2014/8/12/5994371/dog-the-bounty-hunter-goes-after-war-machine-christy-mack-turn-yourself-in-or-im-coming-mma"]http://www.mmamania.com/2014/8/12/5994371/dog-the-bounty-hunter-goes-after-war-machine-christy-mack-turn-yourself-in-or-im-coming-mma[/URL] It's a bad TV movie in real life.

This case was recently brought to my attention after viewing some.. Uh.. Documentaries, with Christy Mack, and I can do nothing less than offer my fullest support to Dog's quest. Godspeed, Dog.

This sounds like a cheesy comic book.

[QUOTE=Riller;45678026]This case was recently brought to my attention after viewing some.. Uh.. Documentaries, with Christy Mack, and I can do nothing less than offer my fullest support to Dog's quest. Godspeed, Dog.[/QUOTE] I feel that her documentaries have been lacking lately. Super Anal Sluts #15, while a masterpiece, is still no Super Sluts Slurping Loads: Return of the Cummoner.

You got a get off the Ice brah, go with Christ.

[QUOTE=Svinnik;45678052]I feel that her documentaries have been lacking lately. Super Anal Sluts #15, while a masterpiece, is still no Super Sluts Slurping Loads: Return of the Cummoner.[/QUOTE] Well to be honest, they've all reached a point so high above criticism in their perfection that ranking them on quality is an entirely pointless task. What is the purpose of measuring perfection against perfection when the peak of both rise too high into the clouds for us to even fathom? Now, some might argue that the term 'perfect' loses it's meaning when applied to more than just one piece of work in it's field. I disagree. I feel that perfection does not even begin at one, nor two, nor ten. Perfection isn't glanced upon until you can watch an entire month's worth of filmmaking, an entire season, and never once glance at any less. Truly then, and no earlier, have you pierced the heavens and gone above and beyond God's own work.

Good luck with that honestly. War Machine is under the employ of the US Military and a friend of Tony Stark.

I thought they meant war machine from iron man

Someone get that comic book artist that puts too many pouches on people, has bad anatomy and traces faces and get him to make a comic of this.

I've heard of this "Dog" chappie. Most countries have outlawed bounty hunting, but I guess in America they still have people working as bail enforcement when folks try to skip bail, Mr Chapman being one such "bounty hunter". To be honest, it's almost kinda strange that there are still bounty hunters in the 21st century, the term almost carrying a certain "romanticism" with it. Time will tell if Dog will be the one assigned to bringing War Machine to the courthouse, there's no excuse for what happened to Christy Mack. If Dog actually does manage to take him down, it'll certainly be a story to tell.

[QUOTE=ironman17;45678265]I've heard of this "Dog" chappie. Most countries have outlawed bounty hunting, but I guess in America they still have people working as bail enforcement when folks try to skip bail, Mr Chapman being one such "bounty hunter". To be honest, it's almost kinda strange that there are still bounty hunters in the 21st century, the term almost carrying a certain "romanticism" with it. Time will tell if Dog will be the one assigned to bringing War Machine to the courthouse, there's no excuse for what happened to Christy Mack. If Dog actually does manage to take him down, it'll certainly be a story to tell.[/QUOTE] I wonder who could be behind this post? Oh, Ironman17. Of course.

Wasn't he caught saying some racist shit and has remained irrelevant ever since? I honestly forgot this guy existed until this recent drama.

[QUOTE=Zakkin;45678233]Someone get that comic book artist that puts too many pouches on people, has bad anatomy and traces faces and get him to make a comic of this.[/QUOTE] rob liefield? sorry there aren't nearly enough analogies to strip clubs in that twitter post for him to be vaguely interested

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;45678319]I wonder who could be behind this post? Oh, Ironman17. Of course.[/QUOTE] I like that Iron Man is posting in a thread about War Machine

[QUOTE=Swiket;45678332]Wasn't he caught saying some racist shit and has remained irrelevant ever since? I honestly forgot this guy existed until this recent drama.[/QUOTE] Yeah I think he was taken aback by one of his sons being in a relationship with a black girl, using the n-word in an angered tone according to a leaked phone conversation, which led to his show being pulled from A&E's schedule for a couple of months.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;45678394]I like that Iron Man is posting in a thread about War Machine[/QUOTE] What next, Iron Patriot mauls an office worker?

[QUOTE=ironman17;45678265]I've heard of this "Dog" chappie. Most countries have outlawed bounty hunting, but I guess in America they still have people working as bail enforcement when folks try to skip bail, Mr Chapman being one such "bounty hunter". To be honest, it's almost kinda strange that there are still bounty hunters in the 21st century, the term almost carrying a certain "romanticism" with it. Time will tell if Dog will be the one assigned to bringing War Machine to the courthouse, there's no excuse for what happened to Christy Mack. If Dog actually does manage to take him down, it'll certainly be a story to tell.[/QUOTE] Thanks for the deep insightful memoirs Ironman17. Now I can follow along and feel smart too.

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;45678513]Thanks for the deep insightful memoirs Ironman17. Now I can follow along and feel smart too.[/QUOTE]Hey look, it's Boba Fett! Two bounty hunters in one thread, damn.

[QUOTE=ironman17;45678265]I've heard of this "Dog" chappie. Most countries have outlawed bounty hunting, but I guess in America they still have people working as bail enforcement when folks try to skip bail, Mr Chapman being one such "bounty hunter". To be honest, it's almost kinda strange that there are still bounty hunters in the 21st century, the term almost carrying a certain "romanticism" with it. Time will tell if Dog will be the one assigned to bringing War Machine to the courthouse, there's no excuse for what happened to Christy Mack. If Dog actually does manage to take him down, it'll certainly be a story to tell.[/QUOTE] this is the most pretentious post I've ever seen

[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;45678543]this is the most pretentious post I've ever seen[/QUOTE]I take it you haven't seen his other posts yet :v:

[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;45678543]this is the most pretentious post I've ever seen[/QUOTE] His title used to be "GINORMOUS FUCKING POST" in block capitals for a reason. He posts like he's absolutely fucking senile.

[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;45678543]this is the most pretentious post I've ever seen[/QUOTE] Welcome to ironman17's posting.

[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;45678543]this is the most pretentious post I've ever seen[/QUOTE] Avatar fits his posting style.

[QUOTE=ironman17;45678265]I've heard of this "Dog" chappie. Most countries have outlawed bounty hunting, but I guess in America they still have people working as bail enforcement when folks try to skip bail, Mr Chapman being one such "bounty hunter". To be honest, it's almost kinda strange that there are still bounty hunters in the 21st century, the term almost carrying a certain "romanticism" with it. Time will tell if Dog will be the one assigned to bringing War Machine to the courthouse, there's no excuse for what happened to Christy Mack. If Dog actually does manage to take him down, it'll certainly be a story to tell.[/QUOTE] If Dog goes after him, he will bring him back. Not even going to another country will stop him when he really wants them, just look at Andrew Luster. In the UK, the job of enforcing bail just goes to the police. Similar system, just different ways of doing it, and the Bondsmen in the US have more to lose on not recapturing a bail runner than a police officer does, since it's their own money thats been put up as bail.

Dog hates wife beaters in particular so I'm not surprised

didn't war machines brother say that war machine was in canada dog is a felon therefore he can't get into the country afaik

People seem to think this is some sort of a joke or PR thing. Dog's actually done pro bono work like this before. He went down to Mexico and caught serial rapist Andrew Luster. Was actually arrested and almost ended up in a Mexican prison for it. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duane_Chapman#Capture_of_Andrew_Luster[/url]

It's like reality TV is giving itself a reach around. This is the best thing ever (violence aside).

[QUOTE=Ryz0;45678735]didn't war machines brother say that war machine was in canada dog is a felon therefore he can't get into the country afaik[/QUOTE] If it was more than 10 years ago, you can file for a rehabilitation certificate, which he could possibly get, although that could take a while, but nevertheless he could still send staff of his to look for him that haven't got felonies themselves. And since he'd be entering Canada to find a fugitive, it could be given special consideration.

[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;45678543]this is the most pretentious post I've ever seen[/QUOTE] This is one of the less pretentious ironman17 posts.