• Kim Jong Un reportedly launches missiles at random when US provokes him
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[quote]North Korean ruler Kim Jong Un randomly fires off missiles whenever he gets upset about the United States’ demands, his father’s former sushi chef revealed Wednesday, as the country appeared to be gearing up for its next launch. Kenji Fujimoto, now living in Japan, told the Japanese newspaper Mainichi Shimbun that Kim Jong Un made the admission during a recent trip to Pyongyang. "I have no intention of waging war," Kim said, according to Fujimoto. "It's that whenever a diplomat tries to approach the U.S., they come up with unreasonable demands. They aggravate me, so I launch missiles.” The former chef suggested that Kim was irritated by U.S. sanctions and military threats from rivals, UPI reported, citing South Korean news service News 1. Fujimoto has worked with the Kim family since the 1980s and left North Korea in 2001. Since then, he reportedly has advised Kim on North Korea-Japan relations. [/quote] [quote]"They aggravate me, so I launch missiles." - Kim Jong Un during a meeting in Pyongyang, according to Kenji Fujimoto[/quote] [url]http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/04/27/kim-jong-un-randomly-launches-missiles-when-gets-angry-about-us-fathers-ex-sushi-chef-says.html[/url] [url]http://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20160426/p2a/00m/0na/004000c[/url]
[QUOTE=Perrine;50216322][quote]"I have no intention of waging war," Kim said, according to Fujimoto. "It's that whenever a diplomat tries to approach the U.S., they come up with unreasonable demands. They aggravate me, so I launch missiles.” [/quote][/QUOTE] I read this in the "Interview" Kim Jong Un voice.
Don't bully Kim-kun guys.
I guess pressing a button to launch missiles is a great form of stress relief?
Kim can go fuck himself. Can't wait til his own people drag him through the streets like Gaddafi
[QUOTE]Meanwhile, South Korean analysts said recently that Kim himself apparently gained more than 80 pounds in the last year.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Drury;50216544]Don't bully Kim-kun guys.[/QUOTE] Kim Jong-kun
[QUOTE=Chonch;50216684]Meanwhile, South Korean analysts said recently that Kim himself apparently gained more than 80 pounds in the last year.[/QUOTE] Kim Fat-son.
[QUOTE=Chonch;50216684]Meanwhile, South Korean analysts said recently that Kim himself apparently gained more than 80 pounds in the last year.[/QUOTE] Apparently he didn't learn his lesson from the gout and the injured ankles in that skiing accident last year. Not surprising when you happen to be a man baby who throws a temper tantrum on the world stage every other week.
Yknow for a while I was actually buying into that whole "Kim is actually trying to subvert the military and give the country back to the people" but reading that weight thing just slams it home. This guy really has no idea what he's doing. Hereditary totalitarianism, not even once.
[QUOTE=Chonch;50217065]Yknow for a while I was actually buying into that whole "Kim is actually trying to subvert the military and give the country back to the people" but reading that weight thing just slams it home. This guy really has no idea what he's doing. Hereditary totalitarianism, not even once.[/QUOTE] i think many people were hopeful because he was educated out of country i guess this shows how corrupting power can be. at least his brother enjoys eric clapton
Jokes aside if hes actually serious about "having no intention to wage war" thats at least a good thing.
Just buy a stress ball and/or fireworks, you fat bastard.
He has the physique the hair and the temperment of a baby he just wants some discipline
He really needs to be dealt with before he actually does something we can't come back from.
[QUOTE=Jund;50217479]i think many people were hopeful because he was educated out of country[/QUOTE] Wasn't that his brother?
[QUOTE=Electrocuter;50217619]Wasn't that his brother?[/QUOTE] nah, they both studied in Switzerland
what happens when he hits his own country?
Kimjong Ren
[QUOTE=J!NX;50217643]what happens when he hits his own country?[/QUOTE] industrial accident
the US needs an ion cannon in orbit. Glass this fat boys Ass
[QUOTE=raz r23;50218143]the US needs an ion cannon in orbit. Glass this fat boys Ass[/QUOTE]The smell of cooked bacon for miles will probably be the first time many North Koreans have experienced it.
[QUOTE=raz r23;50218143]the US needs an ion cannon in orbit. Glass this fat boys Ass[/QUOTE] Normally i'd post a video but since you really need to watch the entire episode, I recommend you watch absolute power in the stargate series. It has probably the best out come for something like that.
[QUOTE]"They aggravate me, so I launch missiles." - Kim Jong Un[/QUOTE] Quote of the decade right here
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;50218151]The smell of cooked bacon for miles will probably be the first time many North Koreans have experienced it.[/QUOTE] They call it 삼겹살 in korea :v:
[QUOTE=Firefox42;50218459]Quote of the decade right here[/QUOTE] It's like something you'd read while Tropico autosaves.
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