How to dress like a hipster.

[Whoami]

So you woke up today and thought, "Hey, I kinda wanna look like a douchebag." Well I'm here to help you with just that. Here is you:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Tda01.png[/img]

Pretty boring, right? Wouldn't you rather look like what would happen if Kevin Federline had sex with a rainbow? Wouldn't we all? Let's spruce this up a bit.

[u]The hat is most important.[/u]

Only indie stores carry good hipster hats. If you buy it from an indie store, then make some modifications of your own, that's like [b]double the indie[/b].

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Oa0Ur.png[/img]

See, you're looking more olskool already. But be sure to wear it that way, or else it's not hip. Oh yeah, and the hat should be tilted exactly 19.99 degrees, so get a protractor. GET A FUCKING PROTRACTOR.

[u]Pants are also necessary.[/u]

The big question here is how baggy they should be. Well, at a minimum, they should be this baggy:

[img]http://www.oleole.com/media/main/images/blogs/images/group1/subgrp399/blogimg_4353_79799-20090424182003296349.png[/img]

It also helps if they sparkle and are colorful, but this isn't absolutely necessary.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/0kcGh.png[/img]

Oh yeah, and these should ride so low that they're practically hanging off of your knees. Remember: the more people can see your underwear, the cooler you are. Make sure you wear boxers though. Otherwise, it's just stupid.

[u]Shoes should cost at least $300.[/u]

You know you're olskool enough when the price of your shoes is the year they're from (B.C.). Shoes are important if you wanna be a hipster, so you should really take care picking them. Be in that store for at least 3 hours. If someone steps on them, of course, a rainbow sprinkle drive-by is the only option.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/3aojB.png[/img]

[u]Shirts can we worn too.[/u]

Shirts are largely unnecessary, but you may want to wear them during the winter months. Your shirt shouldn't just not fit right. It should "holy crap what were you thinking" not fit right. Too tight. Too loose. Torn. Missing a sleeve. Your choice. But shirts that fit are for losers.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/WMd64.png[/img]

Now you can almost call yourself cool. But there's one more thing that you gotta have.

[u]BLING, MOTHERFUCKER!!![/u]

Bling not only increases the weight on your body in everyday life (which trains you for breakdancing), but it also demonstrates your wealth. Obviously, the more bling you have, the more cash you have.

This is the absolute minimum amount of bling you should have:

[img]http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/01/bling_bling.jpg[/img]

If you don't have at least that much bling, you are a disgrace to hipster's everywhere. But it really would be a bitch you draw all that bling in. You get the point.

Now you're hip and happenin' and ready to go out in public and make a mockery of the human race. Enjoy.

[TropicalV2]

you have no idea what a hipster is, do you?

edit:

[img]http://www.no2emo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hipster2.jpg[/img]

[Moby-]

This thread made me thread.

EDIT:

Oh fuck wrong word.

[TH89]

Yeah, everything about this is wrong

[Edgar Allan Poe]

Should be renamed how to dress like a black person.

[Archangel125]

change title to "how to dress like a gansta/tool"

[Dima210]

Hipsters vary from region to region so accuracy fails.

Plus stupid.

[radioactive]

Jeans, T-shirt, Cardigan style Hoodie, Converse, sorted.

[PartyPancake]

You're thinking of a gangster, this is a hipster;

[IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xshgimRGwx0/SNDOH3fvNAI/AAAAAAAAAFM/XTD98DkxsVU/s400/ultimate_fag.jpg[/IMG]

Honestly I prefer gangsters over skinny jean wearing homos.

[lettuce_head]

change title to "I'm an idiot"

[radioactive]

[QUOTE=PartyPancake;19768675]You're thinking of a gangster, this is a hipster;

[IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xshgimRGwx0/SNDOH3fvNAI/AAAAAAAAAFM/XTD98DkxsVU/s400/ultimate_fag.jpg[/IMG]

Honestly I prefer gangsters over skinny jean wearing homos.[/QUOTE]

No, that's the "Ultiamte fag.jpg" look

[TH89]

[QUOTE=Edgar Allan Poe;19768637]Should be renamed how to dress like a black person.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=archangel125;19768649]change title to "how to dress like a gansta/tool"[/QUOTE]

I think that's what he was going for, but even that was it it'd still be pretty wrong

[Whoami]

I speak of the mid-80's post-disco hipster. That's the hippest one of all, needless to say.

[PartyPancake]

[QUOTE=radioactive;19768704]No, that's the "Ultiamte fag.jpg" look[/QUOTE]
All hipsters are ultimate fags.

[radioactive]

[QUOTE=PartyPancake;19768723]All hipsters are ultimate fags.[/QUOTE]

Good think I'm a Nerd-Rocker then.

[PulpedFiction]

A hipster has no set look as they flit from fad to fad seeking acceptance from their peers, which they very rarely receive.

If you feel the need to label yourself then you have absolutely no individuality. You are yourself or a stereotype.

[Wakka]

[IMG]http://subpop.com/assets/images/3530.jpg[/IMG]

Hipster.

Also, skinny jeans look terrible on almost everyone.

[Archangel125]

[QUOTE=Wakka;19768880]<Picture>

Hipster.

Also, skinny jeans look terrible on almost everyone.[/QUOTE]

He might want to shave his chest, that looks unhealthy.

[SkinkYEA]

[QUOTE=TropicalV2;19768602]you have no idea what a hipster is, do you?

edit:

[img]http://www.no2emo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hipster2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

That's Homosexual.

[hl2poo]

$300 shoes. I mean [i]really[/i].

[Shugo589]

[QUOTE=Wakka;19768880]
Also, skinny jeans look terrible on almost everyone.[/QUOTE]
Not on skinny girls.

[Onlyonebowman]

Yes very

[pl0xinat0r]

Ok, title may be wrong, but i lolle'd cos i know what he means.

[Lavatory &lt;33]

[QUOTE=Onlyonebowman;19768986]Yes very[/QUOTE]

Aha. Very much, eh?

[Archangel125]

[url=http://www.latfh.com/]Look At This Fucking Hipster[/url]

You may find this site instructive, OP.

Some pics are NWS.

[TH89]

[QUOTE=archangel125;19769036][url=http://www.latfh.com/]Look At This Fucking Hipster[/url]

You may find this site instructional, OP.

Some pics are NWS.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv2pnhWmeJ1qzzhzdo1_500.jpg[/img]

Hipster dog

amazing

[Canuhearme?]

Funny how people who dress like that usually get laid in a month more often then many on FP do in a year.

[ElBoricua]

that dog just makes it look cool

[PartyPancake]

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;19769158]Funny how people who dress like that usually get laid in a month more often then many on FP do in a year.[/QUOTE]
I doubt any of them actually like dressing like that, they probably do it because they think they need to look "sick" and "rad" to impress their "bros" and get laid by "hos"

[Alec W]

i don't understand why everyone rages about clothes, jesus.

skinny jeans look good if you're not a fat anti-socialite.